Meet Me in Las Vegas Dec 3 (tomorrow night)!

I'm all in, but you have to come back to the east coast before I can make it. I'll sleep for a week with cucumber slices on my eyes- I don't want to let you down Gia.

Come to Alaska! Vegas is too fucking far away!

Another reason why living in Canada sucks... However maybe DSD could pop in and say hi to Gia for me?

Signs I am getting too fuckin' old; that the whole sex industry/strip club experience is getting old, haggard and worn out; and signs that Vegas is saturated, and twitter is the next step along the road to the Apocalypse:

I, Da Burg, Master of Debauchery and all things Strippy-Strip related, have NEVER fucking heard of the Velvet Lion until reading this post by baby G. What Theeeeee fuck....???

I wish the Baby G was doing this on one of the random weeks I was in sin City, cuz the only way I will ever get the desire to go and see YET ANOTHER vay-gass strip club, especially one called the Velvet Lion, is for the gobbler-known-as-Gia to be prancing around the premises.

Meh, I'm staying home and jerking off to Madison Ivy clips and watching the commodities markets...maybe I will fire up a few baby G clips too....

Velvet Lion My ASS>>>> This is Gia's finest hour, fuckin gorgeous: http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=27794

I wish Gia was coming to Australia

So Gia, how'd last night go? You hungover?

I can’t believe you’d attach your moniker to these sausage fests, G. Fuckin’ A.

The night went really well.

The crew from PornStarTweet and Velvet Lion are a class act and it was the easiest money I've ever made. My hosting duties included just sitting at a VIP table and hanging out. I didn't even have to dance.

They sent a limo for me to arrive at the club. Um, to go 6 blocks? Errr, ok. A table awaited me with my bevs of choice- Veuve Cliquot and a bottle of Grey Goose. When I got there, they even asked what kind of music I'd like the girls to dance to. I declined the music request, since they were already really rolling out the red carpet for me and I'd feel like an asshole indulging so.

Highlights of the night:

1) My good friend, Hew, of 7 years and ex room mate in Las Vegas came by and shot a gallery of the night for AVN. Pics coming soon.

2) Jenny Hendrix and Natalie Norton stopped by. She tweeted me that she would, and I was so relieved that she actually came to keep me company.

3) A few fans stopped by.

4) Some guy who never heard of me stopped by because he lives down the street.

5) A guy from Boston named Brandon and his friends came late and drank the remainder of the table. I made them tip our chesty waitress $100.

6) Jenny Hendrix got a dance from this smokin' hot chick named Seattle.

7) Hew took me to a new restaurant in the Palazzo called First. They comped us. There I was at 2am eating what was between a Croque Madame and a Breakfast Jack and it was total heaven.

8) We watched the Palazzo set up their Christmas decorations and they gave me some flowers.

9) Went shopping the next day and met with friends over some creme brulee at The Wynn.

I wish life could be as posh as those of us who get fucked for a living involuntarily!

Even in the porn world, that gig was a rare and uncommonly easy money making opportunity. I definitely appreciated it.

Gia,

Would you recommend this Velvet Lion place over Spearmint Rhino or Sapphire?

I find that the quality of Vegas strip clubs is highly variable from the plain nasty to the expensive, high class and nasty.

Were there any other pornstars in attendance?

The staff there rocks!! I go there everytime Im in Vegas.


I had a great time when I hosted a night.

Glad you had a greta time. They were very happy to have you.