The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachine

Posted by: orgasmatron

The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachine - 11/03/09 08:11 PM

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/11/3/1113828/snapshot-of-the-day-jon-war#storyjump

Har.
Even in a porno, War Machine can't get top control...
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/03/09 08:13 PM

I don’t watch that much UFC. Was he worth a shit as a fighter?
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/03/09 08:23 PM

I looks mismatched with Riley Steele. He looks like a third rate felon at a bukkake AND I HAVE TOTALLY SEEN HIM AT GAY BARS IN WEST HOLLYWOOD. Relax. Doesn't neccessarily mean he's gay or bi. But I have seen him around. Same grenade tattoo and cauliflower ear.
Posted by: orgasmatron

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/03/09 08:31 PM

Yeah he's a good fighter, just really really stupid. 13-3 which is a good record for mma.

He was on the ultimate fighter show in season 6 I think, and just came off a 6 fight win streak, but lost a decision to David Mitchell.

Probably comes up with some of the most idiotic, laughable quotes you'll ever read.

"I don't have nerdy things but I have a lot of gay things I'm into. I'm an environmentalist. I got a hybrid car. People think it's gay, but I don't think it's gay. I pluck my eyebrows, shave my legs. I do a lot of gay stuff, I don't do any nerdy things though."

-war machine.

But then again that sounds like some things I read on here, so nevermind.
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/03/09 08:35 PM

well god forbid you do nerdy things. he sounds like an idiot.
Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/03/09 08:37 PM

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But then again that sounds like some things I read on here, so nevermind.



And, yet, here you are.
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/04/09 12:50 AM

I shot him for Naughty America a few days ago. He isn't too bad and actually a nice guy. As a matter of fact, I am shooting him again tomorrow.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/04/09 06:40 AM

someone is in
Posted by: Charlie Malloy

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/04/09 09:41 AM

Question: Is there any way we could somehow get all male porn talent to compete in the UFC? This direction is boring me a little.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/04/09 10:00 AM

With all the Affliction shirts that get worn in porno, you’d think it was loaded with a bunch of MMA wanna-be types.
Posted by: Charlie Malloy

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/04/09 10:14 AM

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With all the Affliction shirts that get worn in porno, you’d think it was loaded with a bunch of MMA wanna-be types.







Posted by: delanoojos

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/04/09 10:37 AM

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I shot him for Naughty America a few days ago. He isn't too bad and actually a nice guy. As a matter of fact, I am shooting him again tomorrow.




Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..Tasty?
Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/04/09 11:41 AM

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Hmm....Tasty?



die.
Posted by: orgasmatron

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/04/09 03:48 PM

you guys should seriously make an MMA porn, where he does BJJ with some girls.

Posted by: Outback Whack

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachine - 11/05/09 05:52 AM

The guy has a head like a robber's dog.

Nevertheless, I think it would be hilarious if he ended up in some of that porn where the girls kick the guys in the balls and crush their balls with a toilet seat. Maybe even a strap-on scene to finish it off. That should make his former opponents very happy.
Posted by: Jamba Boy

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/05/09 07:34 AM

Put him and Tanner Mayes in the ring together.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/05/09 11:48 AM

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I don’t watch that much UFC. Was he worth a shit as a fighter?




He didn't win his season, but got a UFC contract anyway. He waaahed too much about his matchups, made tasteless remarks about UFC legend Evan Tanner's death, and then threatened to kill Obama (which is a felony i believe) so they dropped him. He fought up here for XMMA and defeated a guy named Guilluame Delorenzi that all the frenchies were making a big deal over...
Posted by: industrybth

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/05/09 11:36 PM

Not sure if he was a shit fighter but he is a shit porn star that can't keep his dick hard.
Posted by: XPT RIP

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachine - 11/06/09 01:08 AM

he's just another white trash freak show.
Posted by: Dane Cross

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/06/09 02:20 AM

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I shot him for Naughty America a few days ago. He isn't too bad and actually a nice guy. As a matter of fact, I am shooting him again tomorrow.


Sure, fit him in.. but not me... Guess I'll go do some mix martial arts, get some tats, and tan even more...
maybe then?
Posted by: Smokey

Re: The MMA world making a big deal about Warmachi - 11/06/09 04:22 AM

dont forget the stilts, Webster