Panzer gets laid???

Posted by: Anonymous

Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 05:39 PM

so if it aint him...who the fuck is it then????



Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 05:42 PM

Can't be him. The girl is not struggling hard enough.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 06:14 PM

Can't be him.That is not his Mom and it doesn't look like a tranny.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 06:29 PM

I think Alex can get laid whenever he wants, but if he does, then his asshole would be sore.
Posted by: Nugent

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 06:34 PM

No way that's Panzer because the woman appears to be conscious.
She isn't bound with duct tape, or restrained by handcuffs either.
At least ONE of those measures would be absolutely critical for him to have any chance at putting his smelly pecker anywhere NEAR a live female...
Posted by: zenman

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 06:56 PM

That's not Panzer because I don't see any enemas.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 07:16 PM

Bingfucking O !
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 07:56 PM

Panzer has never been laid.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 08:12 PM

Oh fuck, I confess, that's me. I needed the bag to conceal my identity, but it didn't work out too well when I couldn't see where I was going. I even ran into a wall at some point. Notice the striking resemblance to...uh, nevermind, this whore's alot skinnier.

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 08:15 PM

Can't be Tranzer. The girl isn't sporting any wood.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 08:41 PM

Just want to know how sore his asshole was from the last time he did get laid?
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 09/30/09 10:56 PM

...too thin to be him. And no food stains on the clothes.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/01/09 07:07 AM

Can't be him, he's not wearing cuff links.
Posted by: Northrop

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/01/09 07:25 AM

Amazing how many times the same joke can be used on one guy when the folks are all really excited!

At least TUP and tatty went for the roads less travelled.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/01/09 07:56 AM

Sometimes you just have to beat a dead horse again and again.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/01/09 10:40 AM

There's no empty cans of pasta and junk food wrappers laying around the crime scene, and the whore doesn't appear to be crying. Can't be him.
Posted by: MrBelvedere

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/01/09 04:13 PM

Quote:

so if it aint him...who the fuck is it then????







He is wearing a hip pack!
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/01/09 04:19 PM

Quote:

He is wearing a hip pack!



Enema holster?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/02/09 01:30 PM

Quote:

Quote:

He is wearing a hip pack!



Enema holster?



No, that's the power pack he wears to reverse the polarity on the Ivan Drago magnetic sphincter he's been fitted with.

Hey Alex... in case you haven't already done it today. Go suck a sweaty one, shitfreak.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/02/09 06:22 PM

If you feel like hiring Tranzer a trannie I'll kick in 10 bucks.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/02/09 06:26 PM

"Of course this offer comes with the requirement that the professional hired for this account have access to a panic button."

....and a toilet at all times !
Posted by: cqd

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/02/09 06:27 PM

No need. Tranzer is a human toilet. You can see the waste he loves to consume in several other threads.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Panzer gets laid??? - 10/02/09 08:40 PM

The idea of Christian helping to advise on a transsexual prostitute for Tranzer is pretty funny. Also, it seems pretty realistic.