Janine Bump

Posted by: whorebot

Janine Bump - 06/23/09 01:21 PM

BUMP FROM TOP 1O THREAD
Nevermind what I said B4 - Janines release date is now July 13 - then on to the halfway house.

This raises many questions:
1. Is it possible to shoot porn in a halfway house? If she is released during the day to go to work - does spreading her ass cheeks on film or hooking count as a "job"?
2. Is it true she's preggers from a porno-style between-the-bars tryst with a prison guard? like this -

3. Do her new prison tattoos blend in well with her other body "art"? And now is she finally defaced enough to be rejected by the snobs in the porn industry?


4. Did she ever pass the GED? What exactly is her IQ? Her Wonderlic score?
5. Has she received an apology from Tim Geithner, Secretary of the Treasury which admits the double-standard that exists between tax-evading whores in porn and tax-evading whores in government?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Janine Bump - 06/23/09 01:34 PM

Nice pic. I love that scene. I also loved how certain guys on my no-list would complain that they were on my no-list yet I'd work with Brian Surewood. Yes, he's jankity. But you have to have that one signature jankity guy. Now, if you're looking for rough sex, my sexandsubmission scene isn't it. I wish it was.

FreeJanine's twitter says, "Guess who studied her ass off and passed her GED on her first try?!? Congrats to Janine!"
Posted by: whorebot

Re: Janine Bump - 06/23/09 03:06 PM

Gia:
Quote:

But you have to have that one signature jankity guy.

FreeJanine's twitter says, "Guess who studied her ass off and passed her GED on her first try?!?




A. Gia we are all jankity guys - I think we are finally getting to the core of your partner issues.

B. Janine: "I’ve been busting ass trying to get my math skills up so I can pass the GED prior to getting released. I did well on the final test except math was..." First Try? Whores Lie!!
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Janine Bump - 06/23/09 03:12 PM

You're saying Nbody Move Nbody Get Hurt is jankity? But he told me he looks like Christian Bale.
Posted by: whorebot

Re: Janine Bump - 06/23/09 03:29 PM

Looks like Christian Bale? It probably IS Christian Bale - total super janker

Urban Dictionary:
1. jankity
"something thats messed up, cheep, crappy, broken, Not Up to standards
e.g. whoa now that bed was jankity dude.....braw"

Yep that describes us pretty good
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Janine Bump - 06/23/09 10:07 PM



Gotta love that Post-splooge, Viagra Lobster Skin red glow old fuckers get when they take it...either that, or the viagra is reacting with all the Canabis in his system.

It's obvious Gia got a slight pot buzz via passive exposure (and ACTIVE load gobbling) from her scene with the Ultimate Derelict, that's the nicest, most genuine smile I have ever seen her manifest....she's got to be buzzed.

Tell me Gia, that you didnt want to take a pair of scissors and SNIP that ridiculous thing hanging off this idiot's chin...you KNOW you wanted to SNIP it.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Janine Bump - 06/23/09 10:19 PM

Thanks. I think he should shave his entire face. I always told him that.