Fake Cum, Does is exist and where can I get some?

Fake Cum, Does is exist and where can I get some? - 06/17/09 03:54 PM

Hey Everyone,

Does anyone know where I can get ahold of some fake cum or a lubricant that looks just like fake cum? I've searched the net and can only find recipes. Why isn't it made? I would have thought that this product would be a no brainer?

Thanks for any input!

Posted by: farewell and adieu

Re: Fake Cum, Does is exist and where can I get some? - 06/17/09 04:13 PM

Get yourself a bottle of pina colada drink mix. You can splatter it on someone and it looks somewhat real. Don't put it inside a girl though (like a fake creampie), because I've heard a lot of horror stories.

Posted by: ebola

Re: Fake Cum, Does is exist and where can I get some? - 06/17/09 04:20 PM

You're missing an "f" in "Panzerkampfwagen".

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Fake Cum, Does is exist and where can I get some? - 06/17/09 04:51 PM

Kampfgruppe Lehr, FTW.

Posted by: Bad Habit

Re: Fake Cum, Does is exist and where can I get some? - 06/17/09 07:33 PM

A company in Japan sells a powdered mix that is used in Gokum(?) films. It should be fairly easy to find.

As far a using Pina Colada mix your best bet is to buy Bacardi brand, open then reseal the bottle and put it in the back of your refrigerator. In about 4 weeks it should have the perfect color for use as fake cum.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Fake Cum, Does is exist and where can I get some? - 06/18/09 12:11 AM

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In about 4 weeks it should have the perfect color for use as fake cum.

Four weeks? Are you kidding? No one in porn asking such a question can see four weeks ahead.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Fake Cum, Does is exist and where can I get some? - 06/18/09 03:09 AM

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Posted by: DukeSkywalker

Re: Fake Cum, Does is exist and where can I get some? - 06/20/09 12:43 AM

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Hey Everyone,

Does anyone know where I can get ahold of some fake cum or a lubricant that looks just like fake cum? I've searched the net and can only find recipes. Why isn't it made? I would have thought that this product would be a no brainer?

Thanks for any input!

Ask anybody from incredible pass. they have tons of fake cum. Im sure they would send you the recipie.

And also, when you see big dicks shooting unbelivably huge loads, guess what guys.. Fake..

Duke

Posted by: Fiend

Fake Cum, Does is exist and where can I get some?