Have you ever tried pheromones?
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Have you ever tried pheromones?
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Posted by: wannacorndog
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/07/09 09:35 PM
Have you ever tried pheromones?
Have YOU ever been sodomized by a large Black Man sporting a huge erection?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/07/09 09:37 PM
Human pheromones can only attract humans. All these pheromone elixirs are from chemicals or animals. Diane Ackerman said so in 'History of the Senses' when I read it in college.
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/07/09 09:38 PM
Umm... Eric.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/07/09 11:12 PM
Posted by: pretty
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 09:28 AM
theres some kind the lady that sells clothes on thursdays at work tries to sell for like 25 bucks a bottle
its made from deer musk i think
it smells like ammonia
i cant see how that shit would atrract anything
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 09:36 AM
Buying these types of products (e.g. penis enlargement pills, pheromones, the lottery) are stupid tax. It is the financial burden some people must bear for being stupid.
Posted by: charin
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 11:31 AM
Not the lottery! It is a very good bargain. I get a great fantasy for my dollar. Cheaper than porn.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 11:39 AM
Chuck I think he's trying to say that you are stupid for supporting our local schools systems.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:08 PM
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Chuck I think he's trying to say that you are stupid for supporting our local schools systems.
Trying to get your internet friends (and by that I mean your ONLY friends) involved in helping you out there, limpwrist?
If you can't finish your own assinine flame wars by yourself, don't start them.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:10 PM
Nice try, but I know you're an alt, so you already know chuck isn't my friend. Nice fail. But then again why do you think it's wrong to support our public schools?
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:14 PM
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Nice try, but I know you're an alt, so you already know chuck isn't my friend. Nice fail. But then again why do you think it's wrong to support our public schools?
I'm sure you know all about me. If you promise to light one more candle at that shrine you have devoted to me, I'll let you lick my taint.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:16 PM
Taint? You mean the region between your butthole and vagina?
Again why are you so against supporting public schools?
Posted by: charin
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:18 PM
Just because you are frequently wrong, doesn't mean I'm not your friend. I assume we all share a fondness for watching throat fucking. That makes us a community of ... something.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:19 PM
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Taint? You mean the region between your butthole and vagina?
Again why are you so against supporting public schools?
If that is what you feel the need to call it, sweetie, I'm not gonna force you out of the closet before you're ready. 
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:22 PM
Bitch please, if I was actually in the closet, you would be there too, flossing your teeth with the hairs around my nut sack.
Again why are you so against supporting public schools?
PS: that was a really nice thing to say chuck.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:28 PM
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Bitch please, if I was actually in the closet, you would be there too, flossing your teeth with the hairs around my nut sack.
Again why are you so against supporting public schools?
PS: that was a really nice thing to say chuck.
I don't want to shatter your fantasy, you do seem pretty fragile after all, but I am not gay. I don't know if you are aware how much you revealed about yourself, but sounds to me like that was *AT LEAST* a subconscious desire to get me in the closet.
Interpretation of have2cit's post: "I'm not gay, but if you are, I'll join you"
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:31 PM
My dog would interpret a calculus book as a toilet. Why should I care what stupid creatures think? I would like to put you in a closet though, but only if it was full of C4.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:33 PM
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My dog would interpret a calculus book as a toilet. Why should I care what stupid creatures think? I would like to put you in a closet though, but only if it was full of C4.
You'll do anything to get me in that closet won't you? 
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:35 PM
Yeah, if it was full of C4. Or do the world a favor and douse yourself in gasoline then light it.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:46 PM
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Yeah, if it was full of C4. Or do the world a favor and douse yourself in gasoline then light it.
Sometimes, self hating homos in denial (uhmm, such as yourself, for example) need to bury their homoerotic fantasies under a layer of masochistic threats. I think I get you pretty well, don't I?
So when you say you want to blow me... up. You really mean you just want to suck my cock right?
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:51 PM
Get me? Why are you trying to get me? Is that gay slang for butt sex? I don't swing that way pal, just keep your homo urges to yourself.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 12:59 PM
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Get me? Why are you trying to get me? Is that gay slang for butt sex? I don't swing that way pal, just keep your homo urges to yourself.
Listen, Freud, you're the one following me around from post to post sniffing my crotch like a bitch in heat. If you don't want me to pay attention to you, stop sitting up on your hind legs with your tongue out wagging, begging for scraps of my attention.
I have never once posted anything other than a reply to your silly assed desperate attempts at starting a flame war with me, supertwink.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 01:04 PM
Sniffing your crotch? More like kicking your teeth in, but whatever.
Only you have the power to make the pain stop.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 01:12 PM
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Sniffing your crotch? More like kicking your teeth in, but whatever. Only you have the power to make the pain stop.
If I *EVER* thought anybody (including yourself) actually believed any of what you just wrote, I'd publicly apologize to everybody on the internet and never use my computer again.
A brain-dead, mentally retarded, pre-pubescent, short-bus, grade school girl tweaking on an impending meth overdose could have given me more of an intellectual challenge than any one of your posts.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 01:14 PM
Yet you're the one who resorted to the gay jokes when backed into an intellectual corner. Better get cracking on that apology bitch.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 01:19 PM
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Yet you're the one who resorted to the gay jokes when backed into an intellectual corner. Better get cracking on that apology bitch.
I just call 'em as I see 'em, limpwrist.
I have never paid as much attention to another man on the internet as you have towards me in my life. Get it through your thick skull, numbnuts, I'm not playing hard to get, I want you to die a slow, lingering, painful death or else develop an interest in girls.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 01:23 PM
It's funny how a black man will look at a zebra and see that he has white stripes while a white man will look at the very same zebra and see that he has black stripes. Lust after me all you want, but it's not going down nut hugger.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 01:28 PM
I've had hemorrhoids that spent less time up my ass, were less annoying, better looking, and more intelligent than you, douchebag.
What was that you said about resorting to homosexual accusations when painted into an intellectual corner?
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 01:33 PM
Listen, cherryblossum, I gotta run to the store, try and forget about me while I'm gone, umkay?
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 01:38 PM
You stick hemorrhoids into your ass? Just your own I hope. Earth to dipshit, guess what? You are gay.
You opened the door and let yourself out of the closet. I only spit in your face (but not the way you like it) when your lips got too close to my crotch. Not going to happen so put it back in your pants.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 01:40 PM
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Listen, cherryblossum, I gotta run to the store, try and forget about me while I'm gone, umkay?
Run out of fisting lube again? Just use what your dad used on you, axle grease.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 01:59 PM
Errrr....you guys either need to get a room or go to the cage. Not figured out which one yet !
Posted by: charin
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 02:52 PM
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Errrr....you guys either need to get a room or go to the cage. Not figured out which one yet !
This is their private room now. The Ultra Allure, much like Granny's tonic, sometimes has unintended results.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 03:19 PM
Perhaps they both would like a gift of a very popular 1940's aroma !
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 04:31 PM
backdoorman you are the type of wheezy old fart who could find something that they didn't like on TV and then harass the station to remove the show from the air rather than just turning the damn thing off.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 05:25 PM
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Just because you are frequently wrong, doesn't mean I'm not your friend. I assume we all share a fondness for watching throat fucking.
Hey do you ever get your social circles confused and blurt stuff like this out at AA meetings? How fucking great would that be....
Posted by: charin
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/08/09 06:35 PM
No, but I've introduced myself in very inappropriate work settings by saying, "My name's Chuck, and I'm an alcoholic." Not what six figure customers want to hear.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: MrBelvedere
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/09/09 02:17 PM
pheromones...this was Oprah the other day...and there was a special on History Channel about attraction. It was interesting though how people tend to match up their own level of looks in the opposite sex.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/09/09 03:49 PM
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backdoorman you are the type of wheezy old fart who could find something that they didn't like on TV and then harass the station to remove the show from the air rather than just turning the damn thing off.
Damn !!!!! Someone finally gets me !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/09/09 04:06 PM
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backdoorman you are the type of wheezy old fart who could find something that they didn't like on TV and then harass the station to remove the show from the air rather than just turning the damn thing off.
Damn !!!!! Someone finally gets me !!!!!!!!!!!!
bdm.. I'm not watching five fucken minutes of youtube just so you can make a point. When hav2 calls you wheezy and old and you produce a reply like that it makes me want to kneecap you and tie your wheelchair to the back of Charins RV. I'm not sure who the loser is in that scenario but I know the board will enjoy a peaceful and significantly less geriatric summer.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/09/09 04:20 PM
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bdm.. I'm not watching five fucken minutes of youtube just so you can make a point. When hav2 calls you wheezy and old and you produce a reply like that it makes me want to kneecap you and tie your wheelchair to the back of Charins RV. I'm not sure who the loser is in that scenario but I know the board will enjoy a peaceful and significantly less geriatric summer.
Heheeh. Shit Lou! 
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/09/09 04:35 PM
Fucking spoilsport ! Is that better ?
Posted by: charin
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/09/09 07:29 PM
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...kneecap you and tie your wheelchair to the back of Charins RV. I'm not sure who the loser is in that scenario but I know the board will enjoy a peaceful and significantly less geriatric summer.
We are Ham geeks, you can't hide from us. Air Cards, WiFi, satellite internet, we will find you.
Besides, I am having enough trouble trying to find a way to take the motorcycle along. And I barely have room for dog food and Gag Factor DVDs.
You're only as old as the pron you watch. Who do you think buys this stuff, not you young internet savvy free porn people, it's us geezers with lots of room on the credit cards.
Lookie:
Now, this is geezers making porn for geezers.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/09/09 08:19 PM
Roger roger ! Tell'em Charin ! I'm too pissed !
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/10/09 04:24 AM
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Now, this is geezers making porn for geezers.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/10/09 08:46 PM
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Get me? Why are you trying to get me? Is that gay slang for butt sex? I don't swing that way pal, just keep your homo urges to yourself.
Listen, Freud, you're the one following me around from post to post sniffing my crotch like a bitch in heat. If you don't want me to pay attention to you, stop sitting up on your hind legs with your tongue out wagging, begging for scraps of my attention.
I have never once posted anything other than a reply to your silly assed desperate attempts at starting a flame war with me, supertwink.
Wha, wha...Did someone call?!
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/12/09 09:02 PM
I'm shocked that Panzie has yet to post a picture of pheromones he bought on E-Bay.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones? - 04/13/09 07:08 AM
