i got boobs :)

Posted by: pretty

i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 04:04 PM

yay!
ill be healing up for awile but ill be back
thanks xpt
mwa!

love, pretty
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 04:05 PM

Don't post pics or anything, doll.
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 04:10 PM

Bolt-Ons
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 04:29 PM

Congrats - seems like you wanted those forever. I could ask what you did to get them, but I would fear the answer.

How big did you go?
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 04:37 PM

Felicitations. Pic soon, please....................
Posted by: Gigi

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 05:17 PM

yay for new boobies!!
Posted by: ben

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 05:43 PM

Yay congratulations Pretty! I'd love to see them!
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 05:45 PM

Quote:

Bolt-Ons




This is not for you heterophobe. Go find a food thread and ingest, parasite.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 06:43 PM

No wonder why you haven't posted in a while, girlie! I know they're not ready for the unveiling yet, but please post pics anyway -even if theyre still in bandages. I love the process of things 'along the way.' No porn girl has ever posted the process before. Not that I'm aware of anyway. Please do.

Also, take zinc for a speedy recovery to heal the incisions faster.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:29 PM

Quote:

Don't post pics or anything, doll.



lol
lou theyre like gross horror movie lookin right now
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:29 PM

Quote:

Bolt-Ons




no just a lift, no implants
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:30 PM

Quote:

Congrats - seems like you wanted those forever. I could ask what you did to get them, but I would fear the answer.

How big did you go?




i just got a lift
i didnt get implants
they should be like a smaller c when theyre healed up
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:32 PM

I'd love to get a lift, do you mind telling me how much that costs? Or you can PM me....how long is that procedure? Where is the scar, under or on the side?
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:32 PM

Quote:

No wonder why you haven't posted in a while, girlie! I know they're not ready for the unveiling yet, but please post pics anyway -even if theyre still in bandages. I love the process of things 'along the way.' No porn girl has ever posted the process before. Not that I'm aware of anyway. Please do.



i will i ll probably put em on my myspace gia
theyre gross i go hem done TODAY!
they have like drainy bags hangin from them lol
its really really NOT pretty
lol
im fucked up on percocet right now so you guys could probably coerce me into anything
lol
Also, take zinc for a speedy recovery to heal the incisions faster.


Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:33 PM

Hooray for boobies! Happy for you Pretty
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:35 PM

Quote:

I'd love to get a lift, do you mind telling me how much that costs? Or you can PM me....how long is that procedure? Where is the scar, under or on the side?




no prob ren
im an open book
i got these bought for me by a friend
they cost 4750.00 paid in full
the procedure was done in two and half hours
i feel suprisingly fine
there is a alollipop scar but my doctor does free scar revision so six weeks from now there will be no scars
they also made my areola smaller and rounder and theyre all bandaged up right now, but theyre like, up to my chin! its rad!
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:35 PM

Cheers to an even more incoherent Pretty.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:35 PM

Quote:

Hooray for boobies! Happy for you Pretty





yay!
thanks corndoggie

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:35 PM

Percocets suck, but for someone who doesnt do any type of drugs, Im sure you're feeling all rose colored glasses and floaty. Enjoy.
Thanks for answering Pretty, I thought it would be like 7-8K, that's not too bad....hmmmm but you kinda made me think 2x when you said about having drainage bags attached. Im sure it will all be worth it once they're healed up. Im really looking forward to seeing them.
GodSpeed......keep eating those percs.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:37 PM

i feel pretty goofy
like i have a bad fever and my limbs are funky
also another thing that sucks: they make you take off one of your acrylic nails on each and for some reaon
so that looks really dorky too

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:39 PM

Quote:

i feel pretty goofy
like i have a bad fever and my limbs are funky
also another thing that sucks: they make you take off one of your acrylic nails on each and for some reaon
so that looks really dorky too




That's done w/all surgery, no nailpolish either to check your oxygen levels....something to do with that, not exactly sure of the details.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:47 PM

Quote:

Cheers to an even more incoherent Pretty.




haha ok ill take a pic, but i look grodie cause i just had like, surgery ok?
and theyre all taped up
dont laugh at my bloodbag thingys ok ?
lol
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 08:51 PM

YAY I gotta go, but Im waiting on ya to see the pic.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 09:04 PM

DAMN Pretty, you're taking toooooooo long, I gotta go...I guess I will have to wait until the morning to see your drainage bags....make sure you show a picture of your face feeling all floaty.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 09:38 PM

THe pic is attached Gyps, and the blooy bags just mae me puke up my steak. Thanks for that.

Congrats Pretty, glad you got what you wanted. I'll take any leftover percs!
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 10:17 PM

lol
thanks
you shouldnt eat steak its bad for yu

love pretty
Posted by: Smokey

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/22/09 10:35 PM

Pretty, I appreciate your concern. But, real men eat steak.

You know...the food chain and all..
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 06:30 AM

Congrats Pretty! Here's to a speedy and successful recovery
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 06:45 AM

Hey Pretty congrats ! I can't help but clown around. If you squeeze those drainage thingys do your boobs pump up larger ? I've had 10 surgeries in the last few years mostly on a leg so I can sympathize. Speedy recovery dear and I can't wait to see the uplifted and uplifting finished products.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 08:38 AM

me neither! thankyou
theyre really high! theyre like up to my shoulders!
therye all bandaged up like that till monday then i get to see what is underneath
i heard theyll look like theyre reversed at first, with the bulge ontop and the slope on the bottom so they might look fucked up but i might be brave enough to show a pic
maybe
if ive taken enough percocet lol

Quote:

Hey Pretty congrats ! I can't help but clown around. If you squeeze those drainage thingys do your boobs pump up larger ? I've had 10 surgeries in the last few years mostly on a leg so I can sympathize. Speedy recovery dear and I can't wait to see the uplifted and uplifting finished products.


Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 08:38 AM

thanks vizzle! how are you? long time no talk!

Quote:

Congrats Pretty! Here's to a speedy and successful recovery


Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 09:05 AM

Yeah I missed the attachment last nite.
Uhhhh the drainage bags make me a bit queasy.....get well quickly..
Posted by: destro

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 12:18 PM

good job whore, now suck for money.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 12:51 PM

Got milk? Heh.
Sorry, I could not help myself.
Posted by: BlackPanther

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 12:58 PM

finally, a whore with the sense to do a touch up job instead of a complete overhaul. Nice :
Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 01:03 PM

Quote:

there is a alollipop scar but my doctor does free scar revision so six weeks from now there will be no scars \




Awww, you really beleive that don't you?

You are going to have anchor scars. Nothing in the world a doctor can do about that...
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 01:31 PM

itd be kinda hard to have anchor scars sisnce i iddnt get anchor incisions silly
and scar revision means he lasers them off
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 01:33 PM

ha if id had my wy id have gotten circus freak implants lol
the doc was the one wit the good sence

Quote:

finally, a whore with the sense to do a touch up job instead of a complete overhaul. Nice :


Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 01:43 PM

Quote:

itd be kinda hard to have anchor scars sisnce i iddnt get anchor incisions silly
and scar revision means he lasers them off




Lollipop scars, anchor scars... same difference.

I hope you are right. I have seen the recipients of that particular surgery (and the follow-up you mention). After it is all said and done they still look like franken-tits.
Posted by: Darrah

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 03:03 PM

I don't think you needed them. But congratulations if it makes you happy!

Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 03:26 PM

thanks dara
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/23/09 05:13 PM

Here's a few pics to entertain you until Pretty posts hers.
Posted by: Darrah

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/24/09 08:23 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I don't think you needed them. But congratulations if it makes you happy!






Only a man would be thinking if she needed them or not.
How about REDUCING your man-tits??



I don't think any woman needs to do any surgery because many times it's done to make a man happy or done so Hollywood and society can accept us more.

Posted by: XPT RIP

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/24/09 08:51 PM

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/24/09 09:00 PM

^ LOL
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/24/09 11:39 PM

While fake titties and plastic surgery are not my cup of tea, I'm pretty okay with people doing stuff with their bodies if they feel better. However, this pic from backdoorman's link pissed me off:






What is so terrible with that first pair of tits? And what is so great about the after pic?
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/25/09 12:12 AM

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Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/25/09 12:08 PM

shut up dara
'i like making men happy
dont judge
if it makes me happy, it makes me happy


and tatty, no they wont look like that
they laser off the scars at sixweeks
and mine wont be remotely that large


Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I don't think you needed them. But congratulations if it makes you happy!






Only a man would be thinking if she needed them or not.
How about REDUCING your man-tits??



I don't think any woman needs to do any surgery because many times it's done to make a man happy or done so Hollywood and society can accept us more.




Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/25/09 03:09 PM

Quote:

While fake titties and plastic surgery are not my cup of tea, I'm pretty okay with people doing stuff with their bodies if they feel better. However, this pic from backdoorman's link pissed me off:






What is so terrible with that first pair of tits? And what is so great about the after pic?





I gotta agree ! The before looks better !
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/25/09 06:34 PM

really? i like the afters
look at that cleavage!
i want!
oh god i hope mine come out that close together!
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/25/09 07:33 PM

Don't get me wrong. I'd suck the befores or afters like a starving baby.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 11:18 AM

ok got the bandages off
im posting a pic
but beware- its before washing off the marker or the steristrips came off
so here ya go, an hour after the bandages came off
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 11:23 AM

ops heres pic
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 11:26 AM

ok so yeah theyre gross lol
but theyll clean up good
and look at howthey look when im bent over!
thats gonna be awesome! no moe flapjack titties!yaya!
Posted by: freestylah

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 02:45 PM

They're not gross. They look nice.

Looking forward to new pics in a few weeks!

Good for you, pretty!
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 02:50 PM

They're standing at attention. Should I salute ?
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 03:22 PM

() and in about a week:
Posted by: steveb

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 03:49 PM

Quote:

While fake titties and plastic surgery are not my cup of tea, I'm pretty okay with people doing stuff with their bodies if they feel better. However, this pic from backdoorman's link pissed me off:






What is so terrible with that first pair of tits? And what is so great about the after pic?



In that after pic the nipples follow you as you walk around the room...
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 04:47 PM

Like puppies good titties do that !
Posted by: POTUS

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 05:56 PM



Approved!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 06:55 PM

They look really nice and perky Pretty.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 07:27 PM

yeah theyre way up there!
im so happy
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 07:38 PM

I gotta say...I'm a believer now! From first hand experience, I can tell you that the titties are the SHIT! They look fantastic NOW, just wait 'til they're all healed up. Prettier by the day...

-Keep It Dirty

...oh, and that you had them paid for by a crustomer...
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 08:45 PM

You gotta love this shit. Pretty gets a customer to pay for her new tits and her trucker boyfriend gets to sample them.

Pretty, how did the conversation go with your donor? How did you approach him? How did you ask him for the money? How did he pay you? Please be as descriptive as you can- this thread is all about you.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 09:20 PM

Pretty, what size are they now?
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 09:49 PM

lol
ok
bornyo:i tried to go out to denver to dance a few nights a week
cause money sucks right now
but none of the good places would hire me, cause of my boobs
i got really sad
he is a very good, probably the best, customer ive ever had thats for sure
he cant get boners at all
its very sad but he keeps trying he buys ALOT of dances and tips alot
and he saw me at the vu next time i was there and asked how that had gone and i told him and he said well daddy has plastic lol
and we met for lunch and then to the doctor about a month later and i know noone will believe it but that was it
he just bought them for me
hes always sent me money, but each time he sent me some for boobies i spent it on something else first, so he just bought them
i think hes dying or something
he spends ALOT of money and is very nice
i dont think hes a millionaire or anything hes like a hunting guide from four corners
hes old
hes like sixty two


gia: theyre still 34 C's right now i dont know if theyre gonna shrink i think i dont care if get implants the way therye shaped i dont care at all
theyre really pretty ive never seen myself like this before im soooooooo happy


Posted by: Darrah

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 09:53 PM

What size were they before?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/26/09 09:56 PM

If you're this happy, Pretty, don't get implants. I think your md did a great job. It really makes your entire body look more toned and they're proportionate. Personally, I'd like to see some implants in you, but don't. The thing with plastic surgery is that if you are completely piss your pants happy with your results, getting a re-do or an enhancement just to improve that 0.001% of the result you're not happy with, only results in fucking with perfection. That's what happened on my second nose job. All because if you looked close enough very very hard reeeeally thinking about it, it was slightly uneven. I should've stayed with the first one.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 04:31 AM

gia,i dont think im gonna
i think id rather keep em like this bt just drop more weight and theyll look big when i get really trim
i mena, they LOOK fake lol
theyre rad

to dara: the were 38DDD's when i was fat
they were 34 C;s after i lost weight and theyr fittingin a 34 c sorts bra right now but i dont know how theyre gonna be sized wen theyre done healing

love, pretty

quote]If you're this happy, Pretty, don't get implants. I think your md did a great job. It really makes your entire body look more toned and they're proportionate. Personally, I'd like to see some implants in you, but don't. The thing with plastic surgery is that if you are completely piss your pants happy with your results, getting a re-do or an enhancement just to improve that 0.001% of the result you're not happy with, only results in fucking with perfection. That's what happened on my second nose job. All because if you looked close enough very very hard reeeeally thinking about it, it was slightly uneven. I should've stayed with the first one.


Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 05:46 AM

oooooooooh
i want a nose job too
but it hink hes getting me teeth next
or a tummy tuck im not sure which?
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 07:09 AM

Hmmmm are you getting ready for the silver screen ?
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 08:49 AM

heres hoping
i go to acting class every week

love, pretty
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 10:20 AM

Quote:


or a tummy tuck im not sure which?




I'd avoid that if at all possible. Every one I've seen looks ok in clothes but never heals well enough for a peeler. Strippers oughtn't have frakenbellies.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 12:18 PM

lol frankenbelly
the scars are pretty gnarly from what vie seen
hes really good with this scar revision stuff though
but i dont see any pics of those on his tummy tuck patients' before an after
maybe those big scars cant get lasered off?
i dunno

itd be nice to be rid of the big tummy tattoo though...
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 03:23 PM

Just say "hell no" !
Where's the button ?
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 03:30 PM

ack!
ok sufficiently freaked out lol

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 03:35 PM

Congrats, Pretty. Ugh goddamnit now I want new boobies. First order of business of course is my schnoz but the boobs need work too. I wonder what hurts more.


Pretty, How was the anesthesia(sp?)... Waking up was it hard?, Did it make you naseous? I tend to get nausea and slight hypothermia when I wake up from it ... Things that make me sleepy scare me.


Anyone else notice her spelling also got better? That's awesome.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 03:45 PM

the anasthethic was twilight? they said? they gave me valium and some stuff in my arm it seemd like i was ABOUT to fall asleep the whole time but i felt nothing
it felt like a dream kinda
it hurts like hell when i get cold it feels like my tits are trting to crawl away from me lol
other tha n that its not so bad

Quote:

Congrats, Pretty. Ugh goddamnit now I want new boobies. First order of business of course is my schnoz but the boobs need work too. I wonder what hurts more.


Pretty, How was the anesthesia(sp?)... Waking up was it hard?, Did it make you naseous? I tend to get nausea and slight hypothermia when I wake up from it ... Things that make me sleepy scare me.


Anyone else notice her spelling also got better? That's awesome.



Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 04:49 PM

the pain pills made me nauseous
Posted by: Fenris

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 05:12 PM

Pretty, you look fan-fucking-tastic! Well done!
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 01/27/09 07:34 PM

thankyu fenris
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/03/09 04:32 PM

Update Pretty...
How's it going , you still got the swoll on or have they found their happy place?.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/03/09 04:56 PM

no theyre likereally high
they look and feel fake
i went ot a friends stripper superbowl party and let a buncha friends feel them gingerly lol
i like them alot
the scars are still under steri strips andi have to let those fall off i think doc said it takes like two three weeks?
im just bored and resting and staying home alot which is boring

love, pretty
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/03/09 04:59 PM

oh and dirty came back
so thats always good too
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/04/09 09:22 AM

Quote:

oh and dirty came back
so thats always good too




I'll always come back to you Pretty. Did you know that I was totally gonna marry you in Vegas in January had we gone? At the drive-thru wedding chapel no less (nothing but the best for my whore)! Good thing you had to get your boobs done during AVN/CES (or whatever they're callin' it these days) or you woulda been stuck with the wrong boob for the rest of your life!

-Keep It Dirty

Somebody cue the fuckin' violins for me please and thanks.
Posted by: destro

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/04/09 10:17 AM

why are you using the internet and not sucking dick?

Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/04/09 10:58 AM

cause im on bedrest silly lol
ill be sucking some soon
Posted by: destro

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/04/09 12:02 PM

no excuse, suck dick and stop pretending you know how to do other things.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/04/09 12:43 PM

lol
ok
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/04/09 05:08 PM

She was blowin' me the day after her surgery. How's THAT for hardcore?

-Keep It Dirty
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/04/09 05:57 PM

Hardcore woulda been had she used your cock as an endotracheal tube during surgery.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/04/09 05:59 PM

aye caramba. TMI. that's one way to earn your red wings. ten four.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/04/09 06:59 PM

Why didn't I come up with that!- being that it IS... I must say, indeed Mark_J, redwinging is totally hardcore. For what other reason would they be the 2008 Stanley Cup Champs?

^How's this for TMI, suck on that TMZ.
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/04/09 11:49 PM

Detroit was always my kinda town...dirty. I kinda like it out there. Fred's Diner in Commerce Twp. has the BEST sliders I've ever had, bar none, and I'm a trucker, so you can only imagine how many sliders went down my gullet before I went vegan. Go Redwings.

-Keep It Dirty
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/05/09 12:02 AM

Quote:

I'm a trucker, so you can only imagine how many sliders went down my gullet before I went vegan. Go Redwings.

-Keep It Dirty



Not too many if you're a trucker.
Beep! Beep!
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/05/09 01:30 AM

Quote:

Detroit was always my kinda town...dirty. I kinda like it out there. Fred's Diner in Commerce Twp. has the BEST sliders I've ever had, bar none, and I'm a trucker, so you can only imagine how many sliders went down my gullet before I went vegan. Go Redwings.





Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/05/09 03:20 AM

Quote:

cause im on bedrest silly lol
ill be sucking some soon




So how much pain does breast implant surgery cause?
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/05/09 11:27 AM

vegan is so gay-hipster

Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/05/09 12:23 PM

Quote:

vegan is so gay-hipster







Maybe, but I got the heartsy love smiley vibe from Gia up there, and you did not. Enjoy your steak.


-Keep It Dirty, malnourished, depressed, unhealthy, hormonally mutated, scared, and caged in fear until we send it down the line, butcher it, package it, throw it in the back of my rig, ship it, and then serve it with a side of horseradish and a sprig of parsley!
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/05/09 01:13 PM

fanboi-ass kisser alert!!!
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/05/09 06:03 PM

As I recall, I was actually the first person on this board to call me a fanboi. This is old hat my friend. Also, an ass that looks like Gia's? You lie profusely if you say you wouldn't bury your face in that. I just call 'em how I see 'em yo.

-Keep It Dirty
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/05/09 06:18 PM

Quote:

-Keep It Dirty, malnourished, depressed, unhealthy, hormonally mutated, scared, and caged in fear until we send it down the line, butcher it, package it, throw it in the back of my rig, ship it, and then serve it with a side of horseradish and a sprig of parsley!

Somebody cue the fuckin' violins for me please and thanks.


You heard the man, HiT it!
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/06/09 05:54 AM

it hurts alot, kiwi
but im also not taking the pain meds, so that could be it too
and they itch


Quote:

Quote:

cause im on bedrest silly lol
ill be sucking some soon




So how much pain does breast implant surgery cause?



Posted by: Bornyo

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/06/09 05:58 AM

Isn't it about time for new photos?
Posted by: charin

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/11/09 05:44 PM

Yeah, how's the tits, toots?

Can you do this yet?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/11/09 05:47 PM

theyre good
all the steri strips fell off now
i still have stitches though
i have to go get rubbing alcohol to get the bandaid gunk off then im gonna post a new pic of them

Posted by: charin

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/11/09 05:51 PM

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theyre good
all the steri strips fell off now
i still have stitches though
i have to go get rubbing alcohol to get the bandaid gunk off then im gonna post a new pic of them






Buy me some alcohol, I'll show you my tits. You miss work?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/11/09 06:35 PM

alot

i just started going back to the gym three days ago
i have to do twicethe cardio causei gained four pounds on bedrest
meh
Posted by: steveb

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/11/09 11:53 PM

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alot

i just started going back to the gym three days ago
i have to do twicethe cardio causei gained four pounds on bedrest
meh




Are you sure that's not just the weight of the new boobies?
Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/12/09 01:06 AM

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i gained four pounds on bedrest




Are you sure that's not just the weight of the new boobies?




If it is, that would be the first time in history that a breast reduction / lift increased someone's weight.

Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/15/09 01:29 PM

ok heres new franken tits pics guys
Posted by: charin

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/15/09 01:49 PM

I like! And I like the Killer Pussy t-shirt, too.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/15/09 01:56 PM

lol thanks
theyre kinda fucked up fom the realy tight sports bra- thats all those icky lines
ill run around braless for awhile and take line free ones in a bit
i just realized bornyo had asked for new pics a few days ago and wanted to get something up there lol
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/15/09 08:07 PM

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i just realized bornyo had asked for new pics a few days ago




I hope this works out to your satisfaction, Pretty.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/15/09 08:45 PM

i do too
i gotta wait till all the scabbs are gone for scar revision
theyll look alot better after they laser the incisions off
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/15/09 08:54 PM

lol i never saw this
funniest thing ever


Quote:




Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/15/09 10:50 PM

Pretty, please aply maderma and take zinc to speed up the healing. I know your md has laser scar revision, but that laser treatment doesn't always remove the scars completely. Also, I know you had your heart set on big fakies, but at least this way, you won't have to replace the fakies every 10 or 15 years. You're saving money in the long run. But please...Maderma and zinc.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 01:05 AM

i am
ive gone through two tubes of the creme mederma and im taking the zinc everyday promise
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 01:16 AM

Good. And don't tan. Also, keep the scabs from getting wet. Scabs coming off too early scar. Sorry to be so gross, but it's for the best.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 01:29 AM

Please keep the bra on as long as you can. Let's not forget why you got the surgery... Also Bio Oil works great on scars I am using it on my old piercing scars, I have some pretty bad damage on my nose, brow and bridge. I have been using it for only a month non consecutively and I already see some improvent. Zinc too, so when you get to L.A., you can take some Iron.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 01:32 AM

Sounds like Bio Oil works better than Maderma.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 02:44 AM

Looks like The Miracle Ear really is a miracle...
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 05:16 AM

nonono dont be sorry, see i didnt know that
i was thinkng i might try and get rid of the scabs sooner with soaking or something
thankyou gia

Quote:

Good. And don't tan. Also, keep the scabs from getting wet. Scabs coming off too early scar. Sorry to be so gross, but it's for the best.


Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 05:19 AM

thankyou elcetrostatic where do i get the bio oil?
and yes im keeping the bra on lol
its this really tight surgical garment it kills but i keep it on
im only allowed to take it off to go to bed

Quote:

Please keep the bra on as long as you can. Let's not forget why you got the surgery... Also Bio Oil works great on scars I am using it on my old piercing scars, I have some pretty bad damage on my nose, brow and bridge. I have been using it for only a month non consecutively and I already see some improvent. Zinc too, so when you get to L.A., you can take some Iron.


Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 05:43 AM

Where all the rich folks get their shit, Target. Where else?... LoL. It's like 11 bucks or maybe more for 1oz. And I think most drugstores carry it. CVS does, if you have those there, but usually the product is not in-stock. Wal-Mart from what I hear carries the same stuff as Target. I been there once at 3 a.m when I desperately needed a lighter. I won't be going back, so you probably should stick with TargeĀ“t.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 12:23 PM

awesome thanks girlie
im gonna go hunt for it at walgreens, around four in the morning in stripper heels and a mini skirt lol
wallgreens LOVES that
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 05:52 PM

I suddenly remembered! I have to fill a scrip for !@#%$#^ over at Walgreens myself...at 4 in the morning. Thanks for reminding me Pretty. See you there!

-Keep It Flirty
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/16/09 07:47 PM

fine
but i am not blowing you in the diaper aisle again
that was a very hefty ticket, you asshole
Posted by: Fenris

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/18/09 10:19 PM

Quote:

fine
but i am not blowing you in the diaper aisle again
that was a very hefty ticket, you asshole




Sigworthy!
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/19/09 03:31 AM

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Sounds like Bio Oil works better than Maderma.


it does didn't she tell you. Not only pornies know what's up... Bio-Oil. Whore tested. Porn whore approved. Btw, I hear it works for wrinkles too. My kid's grandma uses it....
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/19/09 05:29 AM

it works way better than the medrrma thankyou so much for telling me about it

that stuff rocks the incisions look alot better and ive nly beeen using it for three days
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i got boobs :) - 02/19/09 07:19 AM

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it works way better than the medrrma thankyou so much for telling me about it that stuff rocks the incisions look alot better and ive nly beeen using it for three days


I actually found more uses for it, In this weather my hair is so dry and hair are so dry, I ran out of anti frizz and was in a hurry, I get super staticky if I dont use it, zap!... so I used it as hair serum, kinda, not too much just the left overs on my hand and smeared on and right away my hair was not frizzy and had a healthy shine. Weird I know but I used it under makeup too. It gives it a softer, smoother look. Dont know if this is Ok, but I guess we'll find out. Gross, huh?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/07/09 02:08 PM

It's about time for some more pics.
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/07/09 10:09 PM

WORD!

-Keep It Dirty
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/09/09 09:54 PM

ok heres a new one from right after slipknot in denver
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/09/09 10:33 PM

Have any pics where you're not grabbing your boob? Now that you've got new tits, please pretty much refrain from touching them in pics. I find girls overuse the their hands as props for the breasts. Once in a while is fine, but just let the puppies breathe free so the audience can appreciate their shape and how the make the body look. And no clenching them together between your arms with hands together. All that does is make the arms look fat. Also, when the photog is shooting from underneath, no need to raise your chin, Pretty.
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/10/09 06:34 AM

C'mon now Pretty, you can do better than this...VERY good shot though.




-Keep It Dirty
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/10/09 07:08 AM

thanks gia
ok ill post a candid in a bit when im not in PJ's still

Quote:

Have any pics where you're not grabbing your boob? Now that you've got new tits, please pretty much refrain from touching them in pics. I find girls overuse the their hands as props for the breasts. Once in a while is fine, but just let the puppies breathe free so the audience can appreciate their shape and how the make the body look. And no clenching them together between your arms with hands together. All that does is make the arms look fat. Also, when the photog is shooting from underneath, no need to raise your chin, Pretty.


Posted by: aminkia

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/10/09 06:06 PM





Did u drop something on the floor???
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/10/09 06:34 PM

lol yes
its this stuff called kama sutra powder? it smells and tastes good its like made out of honey dust
but i just call it the dirty whore powder lol
Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/10/09 08:06 PM

"Dirty whore powder"? Lol.

My wife really likes that stuff. I, on the other hand, am not a big fan.
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/10/09 08:16 PM

Funny, I just call it Dirty's Whore's Powder. Crazy.

-Keep It Dirty

FUCK that powder tastes good!
Posted by: pinupmutant

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/10/09 08:26 PM

Your surgeon did a really good job, pretty. Very neat & clean incisions. I'm sure he/she told you the bunching at the bottom is normal for a vertical/LeJour lift and will resolve over the next few months.

Gotta take issue with Gia's comment though unless I'm having an ADHD moment. Moisture is the key to less scarring. You want to keep applying bacitracin until the scabs fall off and immediately apply these:

http://www.contourmd.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=37VM-2&Click=3591&site=google_base

And there is no laser that removes scars completely, though Fraxel is probably your best bet.

You can also ask about off-label topiramate. PM me if you want more info.
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/11/09 03:55 AM

thankyou
yes i got the oleeva thingys and the puckers are almost gone
i think he said hes gonna do some cold laser? i cant remember the name
heres a phtobooth pic of them
Posted by: pretty

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/11/09 07:46 AM

lol shonuff
i love it
i call it that cause the girls at work are like "why do you wear stuffthat tastes good?" lol
so i go "cause im a dirty whore"
it smells really good, doesnt rub off on the guys (alot of gus cant go home smelling all body sprayish) and when you get hot or start sweating, you start smelling more like honeysuckle and it lasts better than any pefume or body spray

but "im a dirty whore" just sounds better lol

Quote:

"Dirty whore powder"? Lol.

My wife really likes that stuff. I, on the other hand, am not a big fan.


Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 03/11/09 12:13 PM

Here, let me post that for you Pretty. I'm gonna have to show you how to do this one of these days...maybe.

-Keep It Dirty



Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy

Re: i got boobs :) - 04/06/09 09:28 AM

Pretty, how about a pictorial update?
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: i got boobs :) - 04/06/09 06:24 PM

Yeah Pretty, if you don't I will.

-Keep It Dirty
Posted by: POTUS

Re: i got boobs :) - 04/13/09 05:21 PM

I need this stimulus package ready for viewing as soon as possible.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: i got boobs :) - 04/13/09 06:10 PM