Den from CAVR suggestions--comments?

Posted by: Monsieur

Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 06:23 AM


CAVR Suggestions:
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1> No Brazil.
They can use their own homegrown talent.
2> Use condoms.
Play safe.
3> No Double Anal.
It is too dangerous.
4> All NEW male talent.
Tired of the same old guys.
5> 21 years old age limit.
Quit the emphasis on Newbies/Teens.
6> Weekly testing.
Let's get things under control.
7> Fewer releases.
Pay more attention to the details.
Quality over quantity.
8> Director's direct and Actor's act.
How can you direct a scene that you are in?
9> New compentent leadership at AIM.
Someone with common sense.
10> Deport Company Owner to Brazil to stand trial.
If you break their laws, then become a Man and take your medicine.
11> New direction for AVN.
More emphasis on news.
Less emphasis on ads.
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Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 07:22 AM

The only dangerous part about double anal is the girls asshole ripping in half. Well, and that it makes the guys who do it instantly gay.

Malice
Posted by: Dinand

Re: Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 08:09 AM

Quote:

2> Use condoms.
Play safe.

3> No Double Anal.
It is too dangerous.

5> 21 years old age limit.
Quit the emphasis on Newbies/Teens




what an idiot. porn should always be condom free and the more daps's the better and 18 is the right age because the girls are already getting too old at 21.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 12:12 PM

I resent that Dinand... cuz I'm 22 going to be 23 in August and still when offered to do movies all they wanna do is put me in pig tails and depict a 16yr old. Which I can easily pass with all natural make-up. Meany! LoL
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 01:06 PM

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No Brazil.




Yeah, right. As if it was OUR fault. Yankees go home.
Posted by: JRV

Re: Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 01:07 PM

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The only dangerous part about double anal is the girls asshole ripping in half. Well, and that it makes the guys who do it instantly gay.



No - it only makes them gay if her ass doesn't rip. If it rips then they can relax because it means they're Real Men. Or Max Hardcore Men anyway.
Posted by: JRV

Re: Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 02:27 PM

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Quote:

No Brazil.



Yeah, right. As if it was OUR fault. Yankees go home.



You might not think that sounds so bad if Darren turns out to be the source, and was infected before leaving LA.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 03:02 PM

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You might not think that sounds so bad if Darren turns out to be the source, and was infected before leaving LA.




Yeah, but then that would mean Darren infected BRAZILIAN talent!!!
Posted by: MrPoo

Re: Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 03:41 PM

or YOUR BRAZILIAN talent infected a US talent!!!

LOL
Posted by: JRV

Re: Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 04:39 PM

For all we know, maybe Darren sat on the wrong toilet seat.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Den from CAVR suggestions--comments? - 04/22/04 05:42 PM

Word. If you donĀ“t wipe clean all those shit dingleberries, they can carry the virus for a looong time.