Anyone care to....

Posted by: electrostatic

Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 09:07 PM

Teach me new things, such as terms or just random things that I probably don't know?...This is so much fun!...Oh and what is your opinion about 2girls1cup and videos alike?...Im just curious that's all...
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 09:38 PM

2girls1cup is old news and shock value for the youtube generation. anything else, just read, read, read. reading and observing is the best way to learn on xpt.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 09:42 PM

Quote:

Teach me new things, such as terms or just random things that I probably don't know?...This is so much fun!...Oh and what is your opinion about 2girls1cup and videos alike?...Im just curious that's all...




Who's the whore in your avatar?
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:06 PM

Quote:

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Teach me new things, such as terms or just random things that I probably don't know?...This is so much fun!...Oh and what is your opinion about 2girls1cup and videos alike?...Im just curious that's all...




Who's the whore in your avatar?



Hahaha...Me...I look like a whore?...Is that good or bad here?
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:07 PM

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2girls1cup is old news and shock value for the youtube generation. anything else, just read, read, read. reading and observing is the best way to learn on xpt.





And I will definately keep on reading...
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:08 PM

whore = girl. it doesn't mean good or bad yet it can mean either. it just is.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:10 PM

Oh yeah and when I asked about 2girls1cup I didn't mean what is it?...or has anyone seen it?...I mean how do you guys feel about shit fetish videos?...Is that something alot of people like?
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:10 PM

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whore = girl. it doesn't mean good or bad yet it can mean either. it just is.




Thanx I learn something new every post...
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:11 PM

we ain't into it, but it's old news that there are some people in the world who are. NEXT.
Posted by: Fenris

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:12 PM

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Hahaha...Me...I look like a whore?...Is that good or bad here?





Be prepared for a lot of 'Show us your tits!' posts, that's all.

Gia nails it though. Read and keep reading. You'll pick it up eventually. (Although I am honestly still picking it up...)

Fenris
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:12 PM

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we ain't into it, but it's old news that there are some people in the world who are. NEXT.





Huh??
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:15 PM

that was the response regarding shit vids.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:17 PM

Quote:

that was the response regarding shit vids.



Ah I see...
Posted by: gonzo420

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:34 PM

Quote:

that was the response regarding shit vids.



Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:37 PM

Whatever you do, don't SAPT the communal PATSI. If you do, Jeff will PUITC you. You won't like that.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 10:39 PM

i'm bored. goodnight.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 11:02 PM

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Whatever you do, don't SAPT the communal PATSI. If you do, Jeff will PUITC you. You won't like that.



Excuse me?...In english please??
Posted by: Fenris

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 11:04 PM

They're fucking with you kiddo. Don't sweat it. I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. Just file it under not important and move on.

Fenris
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/16/08 11:06 PM

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They're fucking with you kiddo. Don't sweat it. I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. Just file it under not important and move on.

Fenris




Thanx hun!
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 12:23 AM

Seriously though, what the hell are you requesting? A total collection of all the social rules and customs tied to this board? Who would put together such a thing?
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 12:31 AM

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Seriously though, what the hell are you requesting? A total collection of all the social rules and customs tied to this board? Who would put together such a thing?




No but I noticed there is alot I dont know about, such as creampies...But not to worry I will follow the advice that has already been given to me....
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 12:36 AM

To be a female member of this board you have to post pictures of you tits. It's no big deal really. We have all seen thousands and thousands of boobs in porn.

Just ask Gia, she posted hers.

Oh and don't ever expect to learn anything on XPT. It's all perverts and wack jobs. Except for Holly Randall, she's a whore with class.
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 12:42 AM

Fuck the tits, a high-res close-up of your asshole is where it's at.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 12:46 AM

I have learned alot tonight...And I don't really think I will be showing my tits......Who knows things can change...I don't care if people see them, it's just that I see no reason to show them...Same goes for that close up shot of my asshole...
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 12:52 AM

Oh, so you are one of those selfish whores then. Fine, be that way.

But you can do this.

1. What was your most memorable sexual experience?

2. Tell us in detail about any group sex encounters you've been involved in.

3. Do you fuck black guys or animals? Some on this board think the question is redundant.

4. What is your favorite type of porn to jerk it too? Anal, gangbang, or god forbid Girl Girl?

Now stop being so selfish and show your cans.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:14 AM

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Oh, so you are one of those selfish whores then. Fine, be that way.

But you can do this.

1. What was your most memorable sexual experience?

2. Tell us in detail about any group sex encounters you've been involved in.

3. Do you fuck black guys or animals? Some on this board think the question is redundant.

4. What is your favorite type of porn to jerk it too? Anal, gangbang, or god forbid Girl Girl?

Now stop being so selfish and show your cans.




Fine, Fine....

1. What was your most memorable sexual experience?

I don't remember...I'll let you know as soon as I do..I must have been loaded for that one...

2. Tell us in detail about any group sex encounters you've been involved in.
Only a few with 3 people at once...I was 14 at the time...And another time with 2 people...Don't remember details...I must have been loaded for these too...


3. Do you fuck black guys or animals? Some on this board think the question is redundant.
I don't fuck animals but I also don't look down on people who do...I have never had sex with a black guy but I wouldn't be against it...

4. What is your favorite type of porn to jerk it too? Anal, gangbang, or god forbid Girl Girl?
I don't watch porn, and rarely jerk it...

Happy now??




Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:18 AM

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4. What is your favorite type of porn to jerk it too? Anal, gangbang, or god forbid Girl Girl?
I don't watch porn, and rarely jerk it...

Happy now??








Why are you here? Are you a friend of Darrah?
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:22 AM

Quote:

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4. What is your favorite type of porn to jerk it too? Anal, gangbang, or god forbid Girl Girl?
I don't watch porn, and rarely jerk it...

Happy now??








Why are you here? Are you a friend of Darrah?





I'm not easily offended..But that was a low blow...I have been nothing but nice to everyone...And I'm here to meet new people...
Posted by: Darrah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:25 AM

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I don't fuck animals but I also don't look down on people who do.


Posted by: Darrah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:27 AM

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I don't watch porn, and rarely jerk it...



Do you like older Jewish men? And are you willing to convert?

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:27 AM

Quote:

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I don't fuck animals but I also don't look down on people who do.






Yes, I'm still being nice to you so dont worry..
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:29 AM

Quote:

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I don't watch porn, and rarely jerk it...



Do you like older Jewish men? And are you willing to convert?







YES! and YES!
L'ChaYiM!...MaZeL ToV!!!
Posted by: Darrah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:31 AM

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YES! and YES!
L'ChaYiM!...MaZeL ToV!!!




What about hairy Jewish men?

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:32 AM

Quote:

Quote:



YES! and YES!
L'ChaYiM!...MaZeL ToV!!!




What about hairy Jewish men?







Sure I can shave them...
Posted by: Darrah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:35 AM

Google Luke Ford. *giggle*
Posted by: 6655321

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 01:49 AM

how about men with "toothbrush" moustaches?
which colour shirt do you prefer brown or black?

next one is multiple choice.
When you hear the sound of breaking glass does it make you...
a. afraid
b. curious
c. horny
d. reminisce

Which is a more comfortable place to hang out?
a. an attic
b. a bunker
c. a riverside resort hotel with your friends (bonus points to whomever gets the joke on this one)
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 02:08 AM

Quote:

how about men with "toothbrush" moustaches?
which colour shirt do you prefer brown or black?

next one is multiple choice.
When you hear the sound of breaking glass does it make you...
a. afraid
b. curious
c. horny
d. reminisce

Which is a more comfortable place to hang out?
a. an attic
b. a bunker
c. a riverside resort hotel with your friends (bonus points to whomever gets the joke on this one)






are these real Q's???...I'll answer anyways...
how about men with "toothbrush" moustaches?
no...no mustaches

which colour shirt do you prefer brown or black?
black...

next one is multiple choice.
When you hear the sound of breaking glass does it make you...
d. reminisce

Which is a more comfortable place to hang out?
a. an attic

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 06:50 AM

You're hanging out with the wrong crowd here. Darrah thinks The Great Wall of China means that Pink Floyd will be reuniting for the closing ceremonies of the Olympics and Smells Like Anus's post smell like his user name. Learn from the Gias, Gigis, Kings, Bornyos, Willy Ds here instead of hanging around the XPT special ed class. Also stay away from any poster with a three word user name that includes God, Deity, or some other messiac tone to it whose post always includes some boring You Tube clip of some band that sounds like a wild raccoon caught in a washing machine. Scientists aren't sure if his boredom is contagious but as of now it is best not to take any chances.
Posted by: Darrah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 06:57 AM

Oh yes, Gigi is such a prize and model citizen that everyone should emulate. She supports rapists and pedophiles and professes her love for a convicted sex offender (Skeeter). Then says she could care less who he raped. And doesn't think her own rape as a teen by a relative was a big deal. But this "doctor's wife" has three children at home and I'm sure would gladly hand them to Skeeter if they ever met.


Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 07:15 AM

You know you really missed your calling when the Meese Commission was disbanded.
Posted by: Darrah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 07:22 AM

I have nothing againt porn. I sometimes watch it. I'm also against the porn tax. I'm just against the criminals and scumbags in the industry that give the business a bad name. More girls would do porn if they didn't hear the horror stories. Many girls might stay in porn instead of fleeing their first couple of shoots if they weren't so badly abused and mistreated.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 07:26 AM

Things Learned So Far...
Darrah is a dumb fuckface...
Stay away from god, or his friends and crappy You Tube vids...
and creampie's are yummy...
Posted by: Darrah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 07:31 AM

Quote:

Things Learned So Far...
Darrah is a dumb fuckface...
Stay away from god, or his friends and crappy You Tube vids...
and creampie's are yummy...




On my shit list you go cunt.


Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 07:36 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Things Learned So Far...
Darrah is a dumb fuckface...
Stay away from god, or his friends and crappy You Tube vids...
and creampie's are yummy...





On my shit list you go cunt.






I SAID ALL WARM WELCOMES GREATLY APPRECIATED!THANXXX DARRAH!...YOU MADE MY DAY!
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 08:04 AM

Quote:

Things Learned So Far...
Darrah is a dumb fuckface...
Stay away from god, or his friends and crappy You Tube vids...
and creampie's are yummy...





you have potential.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 08:09 AM

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You know you really missed your calling when the Meese Commission was disbanded.




She'll always have Shelley, though.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 08:11 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 08:12 AM

I meant Darrah, not you.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 08:13 AM

Quote:

I meant Darrah, not you.



Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 08:15 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I meant Darrah, not you.








this girl has to be a joke alt. if not, she is the most perfect whore ever, at least mentally.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 08:18 AM

Quote:

Quote:

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I meant Darrah, not you.








this girl has to be a joke alt. if not, she is the most perfect whore ever, at least mentally.





Darrah???
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 09:48 AM

SPR may be Darra's alter ego, or perhaps another face of Sybil. Or the Jekyll to Darra's Hyde!!
We are entering unknown territory here.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 10:16 AM

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SPR may be Darra's alter ego, or perhaps another face of Sybil. Or the Jekyll to Darra's Hyde!!
We are entering unknown territory here.




NO NO NO...that was mean you guys..and anyways what is ti about me that makes me soo "fake" or "joke"...if its the things i say then you guys should know I only speak whats on my mind...so anyways what can i do to show you im a real person, and no i will not post nudes....at least not for now...
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 10:18 AM

Can somebody please explain the meaning of perfect whore?
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 10:24 AM

This has to be a troll, no way is someone this, I cant even think of the word right now, I gotta go to work, toodles.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 10:44 AM

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2girls1cup is old news and shock value for the youtube generation. anything else, just read, read, read. reading and observing is the best way to learn on xpt.




I've still never seen and at this point don't really know if I want to. Gross shit, from what I'm told.

Quote:

Oh and don't ever expect to learn anything on XPT. It's all perverts and wack jobs. Except for Holly Randall, she's a whore with class.




You forgot degenerates.

Quote:

On my shit list you go cunt.




Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black, kinda sorta?
Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 10:46 AM

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Can somebody please explain the meaning of perfect whore?




1. anal
2. no vocal cords
3. looks nice

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 10:48 AM

Quote:

Quote:

2girls1cup is old news and shock value for the youtube generation. anything else, just read, read, read. reading and observing is the best way to learn on xpt.




I've still never seen and at this point don't really know if I want to. Gross shit, from what I'm told.



Click Me Sexxxy
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 12:18 PM

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Oh yes, Gigi is such a prize and model citizen that everyone should emulate. She supports rapists and pedophiles and professes her love for a convicted sex offender (Skeeter). Then says she could care less who he raped. And doesn't think her own rape as a teen by a relative was a big deal. But this "doctor's wife" has three children at home and I'm sure would gladly hand them to Skeeter if they ever met.







I wouldn't mind banging Deborah Lefave either but I don't know if I would want my kid around her.So you don't have to do any investigative reporting she was the Florida school teacher that was busted for having sex with her students.
And who are you to judge GiGi you fucking douchebag?
She is awesome and you are awful.You really need help, go get it from a Mental Health professional before it is too late.You are so full of shit that if Panzer gave you an enema there wouldn't be anything left.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 12:25 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Oh yes, Gigi is such a prize and model citizen that everyone should emulate. She supports rapists and pedophiles and professes her love for a convicted sex offender (Skeeter). Then says she could care less who he raped. And doesn't think her own rape as a teen by a relative was a big deal. But this "doctor's wife" has three children at home and I'm sure would gladly hand them to Skeeter if they ever met.







I wouldn't mind banging Deborah Lefave either but I don't know if I would want my kid around her.So you don't have to do any investigative reporting she was the Florida school teacher that was busted for having sex with her students.
And who are you to judge GiGi you fucking douchebag?
She is awesome and you are awful.You really need help, go get it from a Mental Health professional before it is too late.You are so full of shit that if Panzer gave you an enema there wouldn't be anything left.





what the fuck are you guys talking about...haha...
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 02:59 PM

Quote:



this girl has to be a joke alt. if not, she is the most perfect whore ever, at least mentally.




I was thinking the same thing. She comes out of nowhere and hates Darrah even though Darrah was in the penalty box when she started posting. How does that make sense?
Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 03:03 PM

She's a lil chunky. Oh and Renfields a stalker porn stan.
Posted by: mallocup

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 03:06 PM

she has dead inside eyes..
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 03:07 PM



Hahahaha
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 03:09 PM

Quote:

You are so full of shit that if Panzer gave you an enema there wouldn't be anything left.




I'm not going to use it but someone should. Sig worthy.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 10:10 PM

Quote:

Quote:



this girl has to be a joke alt. if not, she is the most perfect whore ever, at least mentally.




I was thinking the same thing. She comes out of nowhere and hates Darrah even though Darrah was in the penalty box when she started posting. How does that make sense?




I don't hate Darrah I tried to be nice to her but it's so hard to when she is such a fucking dumb fuckface...
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/17/08 10:14 PM

Quote:

She's a lil chunky. Oh and Renfields a stalker porn stan.



I am not chucky I am fat..K Thanxxx
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/20/08 11:22 PM

Quote:


Oh and don't ever expect to learn anything on XPT. It's all perverts and wack jobs. Except for Holly Randall, she's a whore with class.





Ah yes-- as is clearly evident by your avatar.

Did anybody else get the sense that SPR was a teenager? She seemed to have a very adolescent quality to her.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/20/08 11:44 PM

Quote:

Quote:


Oh and don't ever expect to learn anything on XPT. It's all perverts and wack jobs. Except for Holly Randall, she's a whore with class.





Ah yes-- as is clearly evident by your avatar.

Did anybody else get the sense that SPR was a teenager? She seemed to have a very adolescent quality to her.




I talked to her on AIm, and yes she is like 19 or 20. I still really dont see what was so bad about her that she had to be BAnned...maybe a stern talking to to limit posting, but Ban? seemed kinda harsh, vitriolic even.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/21/08 05:52 AM

Quote:

I still really dont see what was so bad about her that she had to be BAnned...maybe a stern talking to to limit posting, but Ban? seemed kinda harsh, vitriolic even.




I agree fully, especially when Kate/Arthur/Olinka is allowed to post it's horseshit with impunity.
Posted by: 6655321

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/21/08 10:03 AM

^^^
i stayed silent on it, but i triple that.

That sort of shit is disappointing and any time someone gets banned for something that isnt the outright scary stalker behaviour of say Outsider/Swami... all I can think about is if it would have happened in the 2003/04 incarnation of this board, and if it really has become exactly what it was built to spite.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/21/08 11:46 AM

Quote:

if it really has become exactly what it was built to spite.





If that were the case we'd already be gone merely for questioning it.

The fact that the Penalty Box exists as a warning is further proof that this place is nowhere near ADT level. There, if one wild hair slips up Staph's rancid cunt, you're gone. Usually for good.

Good people sometimes go overboard, is all I'm saying.
Posted by: 6655321

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/21/08 12:05 PM

true, i should have used "becoming".

No disrespect meant to Gia, as she knows i respect her a lot and like her as a person. But it very much came off as a "i don't like her so i'm banning her" type of thing, which is antithetical to the spirit of XPT. Did she derail a couple threads... sure... who on this board hasnt? if that was an offense worth banning why is Darrah still posting... or... any of us really. Was she a prolific poster in a short amount of time? sure.... but once again... when did that become a bannable offense on XPT? Was it possible she was someones alt id.... sure, mind you very elaborate if so.... but even then... How many posters on here have their share of alt id's.

All i am saying is the slope is slippery...
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/21/08 12:09 PM

Random, pernicious and unexplained bannings have always been a hallmark of this board. It keeps everyone on their toes.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/21/08 01:19 PM

If anyone is interested she is now posting on ADT. Strangely though she has only racked up four posts over there. Maybe she just signed on there ten seconds ago or something.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/21/08 05:38 PM

Regardless of what and how much she posted, banning was out of order. It looked a lot like: "You take attention away from me. So, you gotta leave." That sucks.
Posted by: Darrah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/21/08 05:43 PM

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If anyone is interested she is now posting on ADT. Strangely though she has only racked up four posts over there. Maybe she just signed on there ten seconds ago or something.



Is she using the same username?
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/21/08 07:21 PM

Yes she is.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/21/08 07:24 PM

Quote:

She's a lil chunky. Oh and Renfields a stalker porn stan.


WTF you saying, I dont even know or talk to you, unless your a Biff alt.
Posted by: 6655321

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 12:13 AM

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Regardless of what and how much she posted, banning was out of order. It looked a lot like: "You take attention away from me. So, you gotta leave." That sucks.




yeah.. i'm just glad i wasnt the first one to say it....
Posted by: papercut

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 12:53 AM

Why are you glad you weren't the first one to say it? Answer: Because you're a stoneless, chubby, emo, satanist, wannabe that makes wiccan fags like Fag_Habit look credible.


board bitch jewser responds to defend another one of his fags in 3...2...1...
Posted by: 6655321

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 01:05 AM

Quote:

Why are you glad you weren't the first one to say it? Answer: Because you're a stoneless, chubby, emo, satanist, wannabe that makes wiccan fags like Fag_Habit look credible.


board bitch jewser responds to defend another one of his fags in 3...2...1...




no. Because if i had been the first to say it then it would have been easily taken wrong.

i'd rather be me than an anonymous keyboard warrior. who is the stoneless one here.

and your off on the rest of it too.. its sexy, awesome, and no... not a satanist personal evolution is a bitch isn't it.


at least im good company with Lou and Jim as another one of papercuts targets... guess i can't complain. Its like a badge of honour.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 02:00 AM

Before I banned Starrpowerready, I asked Ashli Orion about her since Starrpowderready had her on her myspace. Ashli finally responded:

Date: Aug 22, 2008 1:20 AM
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RE: bradleyhatespoo/starrpowerready

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haha omg, i havent read the posts, but she is a girl who posted in rave forums when i was a raver in high school. we went to raves together hehe, she asks me a lot of questions about porn, she really wants to do it! haha


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..gia jordan..
Date: Aug 18, 2008 10:58 PM


this person has you on her myspace. who is this? she is posting on ..xxxporntalk. com.. like a maniac.

-gia
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 02:07 AM

Sure, it's unfair that I banned her because she was annoying, but most people thought she was annoying. See? I'm doing the board a favor. Jeff put Bad Habit in the penalty box for no other reason than he felt he was annoying. It's unfair and illogical, but the impetuous nature of this joint keeps you on your toes. This isn't a 'omg she gets more attention than me' move. There are a few male posters I am close to banning for no reason other than the fact that their retardation is ruining the board.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 06:31 AM

This is definitely not one of your sharpest posts, Gia.

1. 'Most people ... was annoying.' How do you know? Didn't see you ask anybody.
2. 'I'm doing the board a favor.' I sincerely disagree with you. And since when have you been designated to 'do the favors' around here? (Unasked favors are not my favourite.)
3. The comparison with Jeff/Bad Habit isn't valid. The Penalty Box is not the same as banning.
4. 'Their retardation is ruining the board' Pot & kettle. Besides, I still like XPT as it is. Maybe you can try to 'upgrade XPT away from retardation' by posting instead of banning?
Posted by: nomore

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 06:46 AM

I think the biggest problem i had with her was that she was posting in the wrong goddamn forum...most of the stuff should have been posted on the forum that didn't have anything to porn...according to her she didn't watch porn or really like porn...so if she was wanting to break into porn she should have just been truthful about it instead of her faux-innocent 'what's a creampie?" shit...i was willing to give her a chance but i really didn't see the point of her being on a porn board when she supposedly had no interest in it whatsoever...i know i might not bring a lot of substance to the board but my stance is i enjoy porn, reading about porn whores, and so on...i have been on a seesaw for a lot of my adult life because i would go through phases where i felt guilty about enjoying it due to being a feminist...but i have come to terms with the fact i will never not enjoy it...oh, and i do believe you can be a feminist and love porn...only the feminist porn out there is boring and gross...i want an attractive whore gagging on it
Posted by: 6655321

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 12:52 PM

Quote:

This is definitely not one of your sharpest posts, Gia.

1. 'Most people ... was annoying.' How do you know? Didn't see you ask anybody.
2. 'I'm doing the board a favor.' I sincerely disagree with you. And since when have you been designated to 'do the favors' around here? (Unasked favors are not my favourite.)
3. The comparison with Jeff/Bad Habit isn't valid. The Penalty Box is not the same as banning.
4. 'Their retardation is ruining the board' Pot & kettle. Besides, I still like XPT as it is. Maybe you can try to 'upgrade XPT away from retardation' by posting instead of banning?




yeah... Gia's response... kinda made me want to ask to whom we should now refer to as drew and who will be steph?

I remember when banning was considered an extreme response on this board, not a first resort.
Posted by: big moose

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 12:59 PM

Quote:

It's unfair and illogical, but the impetuous nature of this joint keeps you on your toes.




i like this especially. it recasts the bitch-move of banning people you don't like as irreverent, maybe even a little risque.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 01:07 PM

Easy there, BM, you wouldn't want us to recast our opinion of your brainless alt id as merely the work of a pseudo intellect.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 03:26 PM

Quote:

This is definitely not one of your sharpest posts, Gia.

1. 'Most people ... was annoying.' How do you know? Didn't see you ask anybody.
2. 'I'm doing the board a favor.' I sincerely disagree with you. And since when have you been designated to 'do the favors' around here? (Unasked favors are not my favourite.)
3. The comparison with Jeff/Bad Habit isn't valid. The Penalty Box is not the same as banning.
4. 'Their retardation is ruining the board' Pot & kettle. Besides, I still like XPT as it is. Maybe you can try to 'upgrade XPT away from retardation' by posting instead of banning?





Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 03:41 PM

Quote:

There are a few male posters I am close to banning for no reason other than the fact that their retardation is ruining the board.




I that solely your opinion or have you gotten a consensus on that? It's sad you feel that way, Gia. I've read some dumb shit on here and been straight-out insulted, but I would never want to see people getting banned. I've learned to scroll past/ignore threads of posters who have jack shit to say and let the insults roll over me. The reason I chose this board in the first place was because of the insanity of it, not because it was a 'hooray for everybody' board. It would suck if people just started getting hoofed because they weren't they flavour of the month....
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 03:47 PM

Quote:

The reason I chose this board in the first place was because of the insanity of it, not because it was a 'hooray for everybody' board. It would suck if people just started getting hoofed because they weren't they flavour of the month....




1. I wish I'd written this, very nice!!!
2. 'Getting hoofed' --> First time ever that I read/hear this one. Excellent!
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 03:57 PM

There's a point where the "scroll past/ignore" routine becomes impossible.

Folks, if you really want to have someone here who posts 100 times a day (yes, look as the signup date and the number of posts), we can. Do you realize how many posts that amounts to in a whole year? Tens of thousands. If you read the entire board, there are already several hundred new posts a day.

Personally, I'd rather get rid of this trashbag, take away Fatman's pills and get him a new laptop.

And I love Rob Longshot chiming in about how it was in the "old days" when the biggest dipshit on the board was Sportswami. Rob got into so many protracted days of posting we had to ban him for his own good when he moved to Florida. He was and is a total attention whore posting addict: he has to post about everything and anything.

Taking out alt-ids, the ratio of banned users to total is ridiculously low here. All the PAFH's, Darths, Applesaucer's, Drpornz's, Mr. Poo's, Smartt's...would you really rather have these people back on board? C'mon...
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 04:05 PM

Quote:

Quote:

This is definitely not one of your sharpest posts, Gia.

1. 'Most people ... was annoying.' How do you know? Didn't see you ask anybody.
2. 'I'm doing the board a favor.' I sincerely disagree with you. And since when have you been designated to 'do the favors' around here? (Unasked favors are not my favourite.)
3. The comparison with Jeff/Bad Habit isn't valid. The Penalty Box is not the same as banning.
4. 'Their retardation is ruining the board' Pot & kettle. Besides, I still like XPT as it is. Maybe you can try to 'upgrade XPT away from retardation' by posting instead of banning?




yeah... Gia's response... kinda made me want to ask to whom we should now refer to as drew and who will be steph?

I remember when banning was considered an extreme response on this board, not a first resort.




XPT is in its post 911(SMARTT) era.
Spambots get bounced. If you couldn't recognize her as a spammer that's your problem.
I'm too fucken lazy to look for it but Gia even made a post giving tard-bot the options. I don't know or care what her response was.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 04:17 PM

Willie, I see your point and agree to a certain degree.
Certainly, the number of post per day/week is something to take into account. That's one of the reasons I like XPT a lot: I have the chance to catch up with most threads every day and it doesn't cost me half a day.

But this poster was banned within 24 hours; smartt, Darth and several others had a lot more time to settle in (and eventually fuck up).

But neither of the reasons you give, were mentioned by Gia for the banning of the OP of this thread.

FWIW, I'd rather see the return of Fatman than 5 new posting members joining XPT. But beggars can't be choosers, I guess...

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 04:45 PM

I miss Fatman.

Gia is usually a good mod. I just think this one particular action was a bit extreme.

If nothing else, the debate itself is healthy.

BTW: anyone else think this starrpower chick's new screenname looks a bit familiar?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 04:48 PM

I've contemplated banning you a few times, dude.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 04:49 PM

You have banned me a couple of times. I still think you're usually a good mod.
Posted by: Darrah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 04:51 PM

The owner of this site heavily relies on traffic that will eventually bring in ad revenue. Take away controversial or annoying people might alienate others to not come back here, meaning loss in ad revenue. I stayed here rather than ADT because of the insanity. But now I can't really be myself on here after being put in the penalty box for a week when others have done worse than I have and never penalized. I might be put back or completely banned next time. This is a porn forum and not the Hanna Montana board. Many visit blogs and forums but never participate in commenting. They just like looking at pictures and/or reading and/or participating in the comments. Take away the people they like reading in the comments section, those people might never come back and find an alternative forum.






Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 04:52 PM

Shut it you whining cunt.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 04:55 PM

Insulting, bashing, and offending isn't the problem. I'd prefer Trite One (I mean Tritone) posting more than this latest crop of insipid, low quality posters.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 04:58 PM

starpower changed her screen name to "...". does this mean it was monkey after all?

edited to note that someone beat me to this
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 05:00 PM

Again, pot & kettle. You whine a lot, but you don't take too much action yourself to improve the level created by 'the latest crop of insipid, low quality posters'. Just saying.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 05:00 PM

That'd be hilarious if I banned Monkey. Monks, if this was you, email me at uberunderrated@gmail.com. I doubt it's Monks, though.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 05:02 PM

Quote:

Insulting, bashing, and offending isn't the problem. I'd prefer Trite One (I mean Tritone) posting more than this latest crop of insipid, low quality posters.




I agree that I'd rather Tritone post here more than Darrah and the rest of the retarded new people.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 05:03 PM

It's not/wasn't monkey. It lacked a lot to be a monkey alt-id.
Posted by: Darrah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 05:05 PM

How long did Donny last here before being completely banned?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 05:07 PM

Donny's ego and level of stupidity made him entertaining for a bit.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 05:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMWdI2IKiw
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 05:13 PM

Quote:

Insulting, bashing, and offending isn't the problem. I'd prefer Trite One (I mean Tritone) posting more than this latest crop of insipid, low quality posters.




Fair enough, but one needn't even bother clicking on a thread started by , oh i dunno , Olinka. I rarely do. There are some threads of mine that get zero responses. So be it. As far as annoying/dumb posters chiming in or derailing threads: yeah it's gonna happen. But there's also been some comedy GOLD in some of the retorts to said posters. If they had never posted, those sig-worthy zingers would never have seen the light of day. To make a decent omelet, you gotta have some broken eggs....
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 05:47 PM

Yeah but when someone comes in and cracks a hundred eggs on the floor it's time to hit the road.

It's like this all over the world. There is too much hatred and not enough love. Too much stupidity and not enough self-restraint. Banning her/him was the right thing at the right time.
Posted by: mallocup

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 08:56 PM

Quote:

Before I banned Starrpowerready, I asked Ashli Orion about her since Starrpowderready had her on her myspace. Ashli finally responded:

Date: Aug 22, 2008 1:20 AM
Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [?]
Subject:

RE: bradleyhatespoo/starrpowerready

Body:
haha omg, i havent read the posts, but she is a girl who posted in rave forums when i was a raver in high school. we went to raves together hehe, she asks me a lot of questions about porn, she really wants to do it! haha


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..gia jordan..
Date: Aug 18, 2008 10:58 PM


this person has you on her myspace. who is this? she is posting on ..xxxporntalk. com.. like a maniac.

-gia





um, so what!?!

I agree that you are usually a good mod gia, but I think it's been fairly well established that this ban was a bad call. sure she was annoying, but the fanboi type reactions to her threads, that in turn fuelled her constant posting for those few days had a lot to do with her rise to infamy. that ridiculously flirtatious back and forth with slob wrongjob was annoying enough to warrant him some time in the penalty box..
Posted by: 6655321

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 09:42 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Before I banned Starrpowerready, I asked Ashli Orion about her since Starrpowderready had her on her myspace. Ashli finally responded:

Date: Aug 22, 2008 1:20 AM
Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [?]
Subject:

RE: bradleyhatespoo/starrpowerready

Body:
haha omg, i havent read the posts, but she is a girl who posted in rave forums when i was a raver in high school. we went to raves together hehe, she asks me a lot of questions about porn, she really wants to do it! haha


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..gia jordan..
Date: Aug 18, 2008 10:58 PM


this person has you on her myspace. who is this? she is posting on ..xxxporntalk. com.. like a maniac.

-gia





um, so what!?!

I agree that you are usually a good mod gia, but I think it's been fairly well established that this ban was a bad call. sure she was annoying, but the fanboi type reactions to her threads, that in turn fuelled her constant posting for those few days had a lot to do with her rise to infamy. that ridiculously flirtatious back and forth with slob wrongjob was annoying enough to warrant him some time in the penalty box..




i didnt quite understand what in that message proved she was worthy of banning for. I'm totally lost on that.

and Mallo... her back and forth with me was perfectly acceptable. I enjoy having my ego stroked almost as much as my cock stroked.... thats why i like pretty, and stoli.... thats why gia likes those who give her positive attention. etc.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 09:53 PM

No way. I hate unconditional love; it's like winning by default. I like when someone isn't into me. I'm all for it. I don't get residuals on my movies, so what dif does it make?

I didn't ban Starrpowerready because of Ashli's myspace message. I banned her because it was a constant retard exchange going nowhere with you people, including you Longshot. That's nice that you like attention, but the buck has to stop somewhere when it's the same stuff said back and forth so many times and posting just to post. Stop indulging. PopVin, stop indulging Darrah. This shit's getting old. I don't need everyone to get along. Quality and a place for industry people to dish shit out is all I'm asking for back.

Starrpower myspaced me and I'm unbanning her when I get back home.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 10:06 PM

Quote:

going nowhere with you people




Sorry our posts don't meet your high standard. Gee, I guess we can't hit it out of the park every time like you. See, that's what's starting to take the wind out of my sails on this board. It was fun to comment on a biz that I have dug since I was a kid, interact with those who consider it their bread and butter and maybe even learn a thing or two. But there's a mentality that creeps in on this board every so often that is a big fucking turnoff and that little nugget of a quote says it all for me. Sorry 'insiders'; didn't know you all wrote for Harper's in your spare time. It's the fact that a creepy fat dude or a lesbo from New York, a housewife from Ohio,a Harvard cripple or even someone who makes a living off this mess can all trade stories/shots on here that makes it cool. That seems to be coming to an end....
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 10:10 PM

Quote:

It's the fact that a creepy fat dude or a lesbo from New York, a housewife from Ohio,a Harvard cripple or even someone who makes a living off this mess can all trade stories/shots on here that makes it cool.




Those ppl are mother fscking awesome and so are you.
Posted by: 6655321

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 10:24 PM

Quote:

No way. I hate unconditional love; it's like winning by default.




to quote Homer Simpson: "whoo hoo DE-FAULT DE-FAULT!"

seriously though... ill admit it... i love sycophants... they make me happier than pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Random

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 10:26 PM

Relax, tatty. Bitching about the quality of posters and/or bannings has become an annual ritual. Do a little digging and you'll see, this ain't exactly new ground being covered here. Just try to think of it as XPT's collective vagina bleeding once a year instead of once a month.

What's more, when you've been around long enough, you may even start to agree with both sides, which I do, even though I know it doesn't really make any sense. I don't agree with Gia's decision, but I know if I had mod powers, I'd be knocking motherfuckers off left and right. You either get used to the hypocrisy and unfairness of the board or you don't. And try not to take this shit so seriously... we already have one Jim B, and that's plenty.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 10:31 PM

Amen
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/22/08 11:13 PM

Point taken...
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/23/08 12:34 AM

Quote:

Gee, I guess we can't hit it out of the park every time like you.



TP,

NO ONE hits it out of the park every time. I cetainly don't. But when you post 150x a day and you never bother to catch up on how XPT works...that says something. Exactly the same reason we hate Dara...a loose-lipped cunt who refused to do any backreading to find out what things were 'round these parts. You posted things that people responded to because of sheer interest, not because you had posted 98x previously that same day. No one gives a shit about the several hundred posts I devoted to ousting PAFH from this site, but somehow I am the cause for all the butt-hurt feelings here. What in the fuck did I do?

Gia's point is that there are some simple, unwritten, no-nonsense rules for living here: if you want to get some info, start a thread and maybe say "thanks" if someone answers your question. If you want to flame something or someone, be prepared for the lashback. If you have a sense of humor, let it show...making fun of the porno business is one of the hallmarks of XPT. Why the F do you think we are so pissed off at Cindi Loftus for fucking up the LiB website?

I mean, Jezuz...you came in here with a Hilter avatar? Weren't you prepared for some action with that kind of thinking?

OK...too far gone now. Too much drink, too much football draft crap (Chica is a fucking poooosy). Send any replies to my totally legitimate e-mail address: larry_hagmans_liver@budweiser.com. I swear. Or just send a pm.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/23/08 01:00 AM

As I said, duly noted, bro. And yeah, I LIKE the action. That's why I hope folks will stick around. I really needed to find my sea legs when I first started running my Canuckmeterosexualnazi mouth here as well.That's kinda my point. Personally, I find Darrah's completely uninformed last-to-know style of posting high-larious. Nice to know you give a damn.

I saw the Fantasy Football deal on here. Is there a pool every week with spreads as well? I fucking love to gamble....
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/23/08 05:05 AM

Gia wrote:
Quote:

No way. I hate unconditional love; it's like winning by default.



This is interesting and gets me thinking. Good one.

Quote:

going nowhere with you people,...
..Quality and a place for industry people...



Tattypatty said it very well. This attitude doesn't appeal to me at all. But that might be just me..

Quote:

Starrpower myspaced me and I'm unbanning her when I get back home.



Does this mean that you agree with 'our' arguments that the banning was wrong? Or are you trying to win back the moral territory that you lost when you banned her? Again, just asking.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/23/08 05:10 AM

I read Random's and Willie's latest post just now. I get your point, sirs, and it is indeed a recurring subject of discussion. And it will peter out this time. As it did last time. As long as it is open for discussion, it's ok in my book.

P.S. I'll check my FF draft later today.
Posted by: 3SB

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/23/08 05:25 AM

Why do so many posts on XPT simply talk about XPT?

This thread sucks. It sucked before the banning and it sucks even more now. One person's annoyance could be another person's entertainment. Feel free to ban me for saying that, or whatever the fuck people get banned for on XPT. It's super cliquish here. That doesn't bother me any, since I come and go as I please, but I can see it sucking for someone new who really wants to be a part of this board.

And there is another post on XPT simply talking about XPT.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Anyone care to.... - 08/24/08 12:10 PM

My 2 cents - unbanning Starrpower is probably a good idea and a decent move. For the overzealous and annoying poster there could be a 24hr temporary ban - a cooling off period if you will. A slap on the wrist as opposed to a kick in the groin.