Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008

Posted by: Darth

Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 07:05 AM

They recently were putting together a new award for "most rancid pussy of the decade" and I believe that xpt's own Gia Jordan might be nominated. This award isn't only for 40-something's in porn, but she is being "ranked", pardon the pun, against 18-25 year olds. This is a huge achievement for Gia as it will be the only award she has ever won, let alone been nominated for. She is also being nominated for "oldest cunt in porn 2008".

I am happy to put asside my differences with her and wish her well for both. Personally, I feel she has both awards in the can.

I am considering making this my final post on XPT. I have contributed greatly to this board and made many a friend. However, it should not affect my reputation and income adversely just because someone decides they want to try to out someone. Fuck you Gia.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 07:11 AM

Ahhhhh, powder got butthurt. Don't worry, meth will always make things seem better, just ask wankus.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 07:11 AM

Hon, it's part of XPT history to make a thread like whoever = whoever. Everyone has always known it's in jest. Even a new lurker would get that. The darth = powder thread hasn't hurt you or Powder. Jeez.
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 07:14 AM

C'mon, Darth knows that we know he's not Powder...this is just his newest schtick so he stays relevant.

Look at me, look at me!!!! Hey everyone, look at me!!!!!!

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 07:18 AM

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it should not affect my reputation and income adversely just because someone decides they want to try to out someone. Fuck you Gia.



I wouldn't even try you out if you were in an Emmys gift bag. Also explain how would it affect your income? Your whole 'industry insider' id here is about being anonymous, right?
Posted by: Walrus

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 08:12 AM

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it should not affect my reputation and income adversely just because someone decides they want to try to out someone. Fuck you Gia.



I wouldn't even try you out if you were in an Emmys gift bag. Also explain how would it affect your income? Your whole 'industry insider' id here is about being anonymous, right?




Darth has an income?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 08:15 AM

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Darth has an income?



He did until they locked the doors at KSEX. Now he's out on the street corner competing against all the other dealers for turf.
Posted by: Darth

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 08:52 AM

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C'mon, Darth knows that we know he's not Powder...this is just his newest schtick so he stays relevant.

Look at me, look at me!!!! Hey everyone, look at me!!!!!!





Thank you. A voice of reason. I am not Powder.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 08:55 AM

I'd just like to say I never fart or have bad breath...that's why so many hookers love me. it has nothing to do with my cooking believe it or not.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 09:02 AM

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I am considering making this my final post on XPT.



THAT would be a dream come true.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 09:23 AM

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I am considering making this my final post on XPT.



THAT would be a dream come true.



That's gotta hurt.
Posted by: Tom Slick

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 09:47 AM

There ain't nothing wrong
Posted by: Care Less

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 10:24 AM

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I'd just like to say I never fart or have bad breath...that's why so many hookers love me. it has nothing to do with my cooking believe it or not.



Who cares?

And they could have taken acting lessons and be waiting for their big break.
Posted by: Paradise Lost

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 01:36 PM

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They recently were putting together a new award for "most rancid pussy of the decade" and I believe



That it's you?
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 02:56 PM

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I'd just like to say I never fart or have bad breath...that's why so many hookers love me. it has nothing to do with my cooking believe it or not.



Who cares?

And they could have taken acting lessons and be waiting for their big break.




You never heard of the terms "Sarcasm", "Satire" or "tongue-in-cheek" have you?

But I really never fart nor have bad breath....unless of course I go down on a chick with a rancid cunt.

Gia is way too conscietious for any of this shit darth is spewing to be true, and I would bet money that Holly's honey pot smells and tastes like peaches 24/7, not that I have any interest in verifying such...just speculating and making my friend smile. Isnt Luke Allergic to peaches????
Posted by: Care Less

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 03:03 PM

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I'd just like to say I never fart or have bad breath...that's why so many hookers love me. it has nothing to do with my cooking believe it or not.



Who cares?

And they could have taken acting lessons and be waiting for their big break.




You never heard of the terms "Sarcasm", "Satire" or "tongue-in-cheek" have you?

But I really never fart nor have bad breath....unless of course I go down on a chick with a rancid cunt.

Gia is way too conscietious for any of this shit darth is spewing to be true, and I would bet money that Holly's honey pot smells and tastes like peaches 24/7, not that I have any interest in verifying such...just speculating and making my friend smile. Isnt Luke Allergic to peaches????



You did not introduce me to anything new there.

Consequently: Who cares?
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey - 02/25/08 03:15 PM

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You did not introduce me to anything new there.



Could you make an effort and create posts that consist of more than 12 words and do not end with a question mark? If you keep posting the same obnoxious shit, you´ll probable end up like your alt-id, Limited Mind.

Not that I care about your fragile psychological well-being, but I don´t want another ban yes/no discussion.

Thank you kindly!
Posted by: Care Less

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey - 02/25/08 03:26 PM

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You did not introduce me to anything new there.



Could you make an effort and create posts that consist of more than 12 words and do not end with a question mark? If you keep posting the same obnoxious shit, you´ll probable end up like your alt-id, Limited Mind.

Not that I care about your fragile psychological well-being, but I don´t want another ban yes/no discussion.

Thank you kindly!



What the fuck is wrong with you anyway?

Why would I care about what you think?

And meet Jim B. and his fellows in that rotten basement soon, man. Bring cookies.

Write an etiquette detailing your preferred interaction around here or - please - let it go.
Posted by: Paradise Lost

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey - 02/25/08 03:41 PM

So care less is Sasha Grey?
Posted by: XPT RIP

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 03:59 PM

now i'm really curious what gia's pussy smells like.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 04:01 PM

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now i'm really curious what gia's pussy smells like.



Gia has a very healthy diet. I bet it's fabulous.
Posted by: Handful

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 07:55 PM

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now i'm really curious what gia's pussy smells like.



Gia has a very healthy diet. I bet it's fabulous.



That just gave me stroke material for the next week.
Posted by: SuperDuperBored

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 10:21 PM

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now i'm really curious what gia's pussy smells like.



Gia has a very healthy diet. I bet it's fabulous.



Does a girl's diet really affect the scent of her pussy? I would think that would be more of a hygiene thing. I'm legitimately asking; I really have no clue what contributes to a woman's scent.

BTW, I can't believe I actually spelled hygiene and legitimately correct. haha Spell check confirmed by drunken brilliance!
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/25/08 10:29 PM

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now i'm really curious what gia's pussy smells like.



Gia has a very healthy diet. I bet it's fabulous.



Does a girl's diet really affect the scent of her pussy? I would think that would be more of a hygiene thing. I'm legitimately asking; I really have no clue what contributes to a woman's scent.

BTW, I can't believe I actually spelled hygiene and legitimately correct. haha Spell check confirmed by drunken brilliance!



I would imagine it's both. Remember your skin is your largest organ-- what you put inside yourself secretes itself through your pores, and one's vagina is no exception. It's important to keep your body at a good PH balance-- this affects everything about you. An imbalance of alkalinity creates a condition favorable to the growth of bacteria, yeast and other unwanted organisms. People don't realize how incredibly important the food you put in your body is. Charlotte Stokely can tell you all about it.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/26/08 12:26 AM

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now i'm really curious what gia's pussy smells like.



Gia has a very healthy diet. I bet it's fabulous.



Does a girl's diet really affect the scent of her pussy? I would think that would be more of a hygiene thing. I'm legitimately asking; I really have no clue what contributes to a woman's scent.





The body is basically just one giant input/output system...what you eat/drink and how much of it will affect all bodily secretions and emissions. If you drink nothing but mineral water and eat only fresh fuit and vegetables over a 24 hour period, your pee will be as clear as water. If you eat and drink a lot of high sugar foods, it will come out a dark yellow colour with a strong odour. The same is true of your stools, semen, sweat, etc.

Garbage in, Garbage out, basically...
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey - 02/26/08 02:44 AM

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What the fuck is wrong with you anyway?


I'm not sure if there is anything wrong with me. I'm still looking into that myself. Maybe you should do the same regarding your own life, thoughts and behaviour.

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Why would I care about what you think?


If you didn't care about my thoughts, you wouldn't have written this.

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And meet Jim B. and his fellows in that rotten basement soon, man. Bring cookies.


Jim B. is living on the coast somewhere; I'm not. I live near the border. Can't be bothered with travelling. Besides, did you ask Jim and his fellows, if I'm welcome?

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Write an etiquette detailing your preferred interaction around here or - please - let it go.


No.

Have a nice day and don't forget your medication!
Posted by: Outback Whack

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/26/08 03:40 AM

I love how the posts on XPT can start off as a mindless flamefight, spawn new and unusual flamefights between other posters that you haven't seen for days and involve an interesting health and nutrition info-mercial along the way.

Flame on fuckers!
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/26/08 05:16 AM

Mad props to Charlotte Stokely for knowin' all about nutrition, but the girl has lost her Some one find Charlotte's T & A and give them back to her.
Posted by: Handful

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade 2008 - 02/26/08 07:44 AM

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Does a girl's diet really affect the scent of her pussy? I would think that would be more of a hygiene thing. I'm legitimately asking; I really have no clue what contributes to a woman's scent.



Diet absolutely plays a role in a woman's scent, just as it does in sperm. Here's an experiment: fast for a few days, eating nothing but fresh fruit and salad. Have your woman (or whatever you're putting your dick into these days) swallow and make note of the taste.

Now switch up your diet to include beer, chips, steak, onion rings and anything heavy on the garlic. Do this for a few days. Smoking helps. If you smoke, cut the filter off and smoke often.

Stick to this diet for several days, stick your cock into whichever mouth is available. Deposit your aardvark yogurt into said orifice and brace for a kick in the nuts at the very least.

Btw, judging from the lunch thread, it would seem that Gia's diet is nothing but fruits and salads, so Darth loses again.
Posted by: Care Less

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey - 02/26/08 08:09 AM

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What the fuck is wrong with you anyway?


I'm not sure if there is anything wrong with me. I'm still looking into that myself. Maybe you should do the same regarding your own life, thoughts and behaviour.

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Why would I care about what you think?


If you didn't care about my thoughts, you wouldn't have written this.

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And meet Jim B. and his fellows in that rotten basement soon, man. Bring cookies.


Jim B. is living on the coast somewhere; I'm not. I live near the border. Can't be bothered with travelling. Besides, did you ask Jim and his fellows, if I'm welcome?

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Write an etiquette detailing your preferred interaction around here or - please - let it go.


No.

Have a nice day and don't forget your medication!




Your approach is too rational, but be commended for trying.

Join the group, catch the ball first, cry your heart out.
Posted by: vanessa

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey - 02/26/08 08:49 AM

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Does a girl's diet really affect the scent of her pussy? I would think that would be more of a hygiene thing. I'm legitimately asking; I really have no clue what contributes to a woman's scent.




Most women eat a lot of fish.

Posted by: laudanum

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey - 02/26/08 12:49 PM

I've encountered more than one growler that had the exact same odour as the wee fishmeal biscuits that people feed to cats. It's a very particular smell, kind of like part week-dead unrefrigerated seafish, part donkey stable on a hot day. I have no explanation for this.
Posted by: Paradise Lost

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey - 02/26/08 01:21 PM

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I've encountered more than one growler that had the exact same odour as the wee fishmeal biscuits that people feed to cats. It's a very particular smell, kind of like part week-dead unrefrigerated seafish, part donkey stable on a hot day. I have no explanation for this.



It's a minor infection and a very simple perscription fixes it but most women either don't know, or are too embarrassed to say something to the doctor.

Some foods may affect jizz but fruits, at least strawberries do not.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade: Sasha Grey - 02/26/08 02:58 PM

@Care Less

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Your approach is too rational, but be commended for trying.


What do you mean by 'too rational'? You don't understand it? Is it too much for your cum-soaked brain to process?

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Join the group, catch the ball first, cry your heart out.

I'm speechless...
Posted by: Care Less

Re: Most Rancid Pussy of the Decade - 02/26/08 05:09 PM

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@Care Less

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Your approach is too rational, but be commended for trying.


What do you mean by 'too rational'? You don't understand it? Is it too much for your cum-soaked brain to process?

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Join the group, catch the ball first, cry your heart out.

I'm speechless...



Think about it, get it, do not get it. I care less and less.

Maybe they have puzzles and books with many pictures in the group as well.