Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!!
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
I’M PREGNANT...........
Current mood: bitchy
THE REASON I'M TELLING YOU GUYS MY PRIVATE BUSINESS IS BECAUSE I AM SICK OF GETTING E MAILS LIKE HAPPY 420, SMOKE SOME WEED IT'S FRIDAY, CAN U SEND ME SOME WEED TO NY?, YOUR SO HOT WHEN U SMOKE WEED, STAY HIGH, ETC..... THINK YOU GET THE POINT AND IF YOU DON'T YOU MUST BE HIGH!!!! IT'S ALL GOOD I LOVE ALL OF YOU POTHEAD FANS BUT I'M NOT GETTING HIGH ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVE A BABY ON IT'S WAY!!! I DON'T NEED YOU GUYS TO CONGRAT ME EITHER OR BE RUDE ABOUT IT. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME SENDING ME WEED PROPS!!! THANKS HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
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I think Child Protective Services needs to be IN THE DELIVERY ROOM on this one...
BIFF is a FAG .
DOWN WITH MONSTAR.....
Late
Posted by: JRV
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/21/08 02:56 PM
Indeed, with Taylor Rain conception amounts to child endangerment.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/21/08 03:10 PM
Cheer up, people! It's never too late for abortion. And there are a lot of ways to provoke it....
Posted by: Paradise Lost
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/21/08 03:21 PM
Posted by: Kingfish
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/21/08 03:22 PM
As XPT's resident fake mortician, I would like to offer my new abortion service to that wigger Taylor Rain.
My new abortion servies will help dumb whores correct unfortunate situations like Dick Nasty creampie misshaps.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/21/08 03:34 PM
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/21/08 03:34 PM
An abortion punch card would be genius. Pay for 6 abortions, get the 7th for free. I can see Tyler Faith and Alyssa West in queue right now.
Posted by: Paradise Lost
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/21/08 03:35 PM
no no no, you're supposed to link pics of her smoking bong, not dong~
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/21/08 08:34 PM
Sounds like the perfect spokesmodel for Chatsworth Discount Abortions.
Posted by: Handful
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/21/08 11:45 PM
Like any fetus could survive nine months in that womb.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/22/08 12:16 AM
any word on whos the daddy? Can't be fayner because we tried for 5 months and that nigga's sperm count is lower then monstar's popularity right now.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/22/08 12:22 AM
It can't be Keith, wasn't he chemically castrated during his last jail stint as a condition of release?
Posted by: Paradise Lost
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/22/08 05:36 AM
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/22/08 06:20 AM
That girl took a shit in the makeup chair. Isn't there some concern the extra weight of the baby might make her womb fall out while she's in the Wal Mart parking lot, begging for quarters?
Posted by: Cum Stains
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/22/08 09:20 AM
Posted by: Conky
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/22/08 09:23 AM
That things just going to fucking fall out before it goes full term. She's going have to tie a plank of fucking wood between her legs to keep it in place.
Will it have a funny ear like Keith? Will it come out with the munchies or some amusing birth defect?
Posted by: TonyMalice
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/22/08 09:27 AM
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That things just going to fucking fall out before it goes full term. She's going have to tie a plank of fucking wood between her legs to keep it in place.
Will it have a funny ear like Keith? Will it come out with the munchies or some amusing birth defect?
Is Keith's ear a birth defect? I thought he was like that kid in Stand by Me whose dad held his head down on the stove and burned off his ear? 
Posted by: KALLA
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/22/08 09:43 AM
it's sad when you hope your mom dies while giving birth to you so you don't have to live with her shameful antics. hopefully her kid urinates on her and gives her flashbacks of pissmops.
Posted by: Handful
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/22/08 11:16 AM
If there's any justice in the world that baby will be black.
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/24/08 07:00 AM
I think her kid is going to be very proud of her whore mommy! Dont ya think?
The kid will be so stoned dizzy he won't the difference between Taylor Rain, Purple Rain, or Who'll Stop the Rain.
Posted by: John West Fan
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/24/08 08:07 AM
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Posted by: Sonny Chiba
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/24/08 08:13 AM
I just find it interesting that her "pregnancy" has not been mentioned on Lukeford.com.
Remember when she claimed she had a baby on the way and it turned out to be another puppy?
been out of town for a few days and this is what i return to. amazing. simply amazing. i thought her eggs would have been scrambled by now. god knows her brain already has. that kid's gonna need to be delivered by a psychiatrist
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/24/08 05:41 PM
She posted on freeones.com that the due date is August 20.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/24/08 05:52 PM
maybe she'll abort it on april 20th
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/24/08 06:20 PM
April 20th is also Hitler's 119th Birthday. What a coincidence.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/24/08 06:51 PM
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pina colada mix
Posted by: Care Less
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/24/08 06:52 PM
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The collapsing eyelash never ceases to arouse me. 
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She would have to have a preference for heavy duty products anyway.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/24/08 11:37 PM
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The collapsing eyelash never ceases to arouse me.
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She would have to have a preference for heavy duty products anyway.
Does she realize how many potential children were on her face?
Posted by: Skip Althoff
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/25/08 09:36 AM
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Perfect, perfect. I hope this pic is still ciculating when TR takes her child to school and meets the PTA. It'll add tremendous credibility when she runs for the school board.
I think this shot is from Unnatural Sex 12 - I call it the Claman treatment. This massive cum splooge is just what Liz Claman deserves for joining those dickheads over at Fox News. Lick it up Liz, it goes good with your red hair.
Posted by: Fred
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/26/08 07:55 AM
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I think this shot is from Unnatural Sex 12
Don't be absurd. It's Baker's Dozen 2
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/26/08 10:25 AM
Someone send this thread to TMFR-i wanna know her reaction to it
I can also predict a photoshoped pic of her and her kid- similar to the Teagan one
Posted by: Hyde
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/26/08 11:06 AM
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Like any fetus could survive nine months in that womb.
What womb? It's in her colon.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/26/08 11:10 AM
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Like any fetus could survive nine months in that womb.
What womb? It's in her colon.
Hahaha, she'd take three steps and the kid would fall out if it was in her colon. 
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/26/08 11:24 AM
The only thing that could be any worse for mankind is if it was Hydes kid too. Unlikely because I'm sure even TMFR would have had enough brains to pick up a restraining order before he got that close.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/26/08 11:00 PM
Here's Taylors' reply on freeones to a question if she will make preggo porn:
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NO absolutely not. I 'might' do a few content shoots BEFORE I start to get plump. I'm not sure, I have a LOT of new content that I shot over the last 7 months that I haven't even had my guys start uploading yet, so I dont know. Right now I just have a baby bulge, nothing too big yet. I've stopped smoking cigarettes, stopped smoking weed, I eat really healthy, and I'm completely removed from the porn world outside of maintaining and running my own sites.
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/27/08 10:19 AM
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Here's Taylors' reply on freeones to a question if she will make preggo porn:
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NO absolutely not. I 'might' do a few content shoots BEFORE I start to get plump. I'm not sure, I have a LOT of new content that I shot over the last 7 months that I haven't even had my guys start uploading yet, so I dont know. Right now I just have a baby bulge, nothing too big yet. I've stopped smoking cigarettes, stopped smoking weed, I eat really healthy, and I'm completely removed from the porn world outside of maintaining and running my own sites.
eating healthy doesnt include hash brownies!
whats the odds that the kid turns out half black?
About the same as it turning out half baked.
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/27/08 04:21 PM
I feel sorry for the kid when one of his/her future classmates starts searching the web for porn, ends up here and starts seeing pictures and reading about his buddy's moms past exploits. Kid will end up either a bookworm loner or one of those kids who wears all black and does things to creep the other kids out so he won't have to deal with all their bullshit(and possibly, later in life, a serial killer, but that goes without saying).
You are going out on quite a limb by predicting that the kid will have a later in life.
Posted by: Handful
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 02/27/08 09:58 PM
It's time to start spamming these pics to Child Protective Services. It's not the little bastard's fault that mommy is a whore.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
BEING PREGNANT!!!
Current mood: content
Category: Blogging
Being pregnant is hard because you get tried very quickly. I woke up ate some breakfast. I love potatoes and eggs and toast. I have that almost every morning. Go to a womens meeting it's a block away from my home. These women have a lot of sobriety and i look up to them. Then I head over to the gym. Do some cardio to get the heart rate up for the day. Then went to yoga class at noon. After that I steam and jacuzzi it up and take a shower. Then at this point in the day I'm free til dinner time. So I went to mall and did a little shopping. I got this cream for stretch marks or if you're trying to prevent from having them. It's called strivectin SD, it's not cheap cream, and it's a 150 bucks. But this cream also works for women who have wrinkles or damaged skin. It's suppose to be amazing, it's better than getting botox. Funny thing is i have none of these problems. I'm just scared that one day I will have these problems. Thank god we live in 2008 and we have these types of creams, surgreys, and yoga classes to make us feel youthful still or again!!!!!! Yippie for 2008!!! After the mall I headed over to a friends house so we can go out to lunch. My cravings are pickles all day long and thai food!!! I can eat thai everyday for lunch or chinese. I love spicy foods right now!!! I make breakfast and dinner!! Then after eating lunch we went to rite aid to by diapers and baby wipes cuz my dog is bleeding right now and she's watching fayns dog right now and she is also on the rag as well!!! Yippie for that!! Don't miss that for second! Now it's about 4:20 and that's when I usually smoke a phat bowl but instead I read the big book or the 12 and 12 til I fall asleep. Taking naps is a must for me. Then around 6 I make din din for daddy, me and the baby! Then I go to a meeting with one of my sober friends. Trip out on this most of my friends are in AA or NA so we can all go and carpool together. A lot of people in AA is surpirised and they find that rare. But since it's the new year people tend to sober more cuz it's one of the new year resolutions!!! I'm so happy that god gave me this baby to start my life over fresh!! Being sober fuckin rocks!!!!! I'm finally living life and not living in an opium den!!!! Holler!!! Have a great day!!!!
TMFR
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
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WENT TO THE SPA......
Current mood: rejuvenated
Category: Blogging
I try to go every Friday but I got busy that day so I went Monday. I figured that's proably the best way to start out your week. I was right I am so relaxed today plus I feel like I need to do something productive today. Holler!! Although I did think about going to the beach but I'd rather get some stuff done around the house before the maid comes tomorrow. Maybe after I go to the gym and do my chores I will get my hair cut and nails did. That would be another relaxing thing to do. I'm all about doing relaxing things in my new life.
Before I would be relaxed off pot but my life was chaos. I was all over the place. Now I think things threw then make my decission. Crazy right!!! I know I know is this a the real Taylor Rain or an imposter that is pregnant. Nope it's really me you guys!!!! Holler!!!
This morning I wrote a list of things I gotta do. Before I would do that but I was too stoned to do any of them so I would have Fayner do them for me or try to do it the next day!!! So my list is pretty simple, go to yoga, get a plane ticket to go to San Fran, take Bandit to groomers (he played w/ a tire on a rope and his face is black), have chicken curry for lunch again, hair cut, nails did, finish up laundry, organize closet, make dinner reservation at Bucco de peppo, and go to a meeting at 8:30. Oh and go over my first step with my sponsor after the meeting!!!! Actually sounds like a full day holler!!! Usually I complain to Keith that I'm bored so today is a holler!!!
You guys have a wonderful day!!! Check my blog cuz I will be doing a LIVE CHAT this week just have to look at my schedule cuz I have a couple doc appts. this week!!! Find out if I'm having a boy or girl!!! Yippie!!!!
TMFR
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somebody kick this lady in her baby bump NOW....
It's the only humane thing to do...
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Taylor Rain...Post Cards From the Edge..... - 03/11/08 03:30 PM
The only braincell this sorry excuse for a woman possesses, is working overtime creating a 'baby'. And it shows in her 'blogs'....
Somebody, please
Tuesday, March 25, 2008 IT’S A BABY GIRL!!!!!!! Current mood: 
ecstatic I think almost every women wants to have a girl!!!! I know I did!!! My sis is the expection she wants all boys…. weird!!! I am so happy, I found out on Friday morning with my sis and Keith. They did a detailed ultrasound (level 2), so we can see if there is going to be any problems later on…… everything was perfect and she looked like an angel!!!! I already feel like a proud mother, I’m so excited so I told Keith I need to stay extra busy because I will get really impatient and start bugging him while he’s working. He hates that!!!
I was reading What to expect when you’re expecting(great book for your first time)! OMG the symptons just get worse and worse each month. I’m on my fifth month (20 wks) and the 5th seems the cooliest cuz you start getting excited about the pregnancy, this is like when you travel and get a away with your partner comfortably, this is the last month where you should get plenty of massages cuz after this month they say you should get your massage done on your side…..weird, oh your boobies increase in size and you can start planning the baby’ room and also start planning for your baby shower!!!! Fun stuff right???
There are also still some physical things that are not pleasant for me. Fatigue, constipation, bleeding gums, increase in appetite, mild swelling in ankles and feet, constant nosebleeds (that’s why I opened this damn book), extreme lower backaches, headaches, you cry more, frustration of being "in between", regular clothes aren’t fitting me anymore boo, dropping things and have trouble concentrating!!! Trust me it’s a lot worse the next 4 months. I was skimming through the side effects for each month. You don’t want to even be around me the 8 and 9 month for the looks and sounds of it!!! Boo again!!! Oh well, I am enjoying the pink cloud that I’m on right now besides the nosebleeds everything is all good!!!
I’m finally finishing up our new home that I gutted from inside and out and it should be done by end of April!!! I will keep busy with that until Keith says "common baby I’m taking you on a surprise vacation where you can get all the massages you want!!! Holler for that day!!! Hint Hint!!!
Anyways, I am going to get back to shopping online for more pink baby stuff!!!! Gees what did they do in the later days go out in the sun and go shopping with everyone in your way!!! Fuck that it’s all about online SHOPPING!!!!! 
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when's the "All of the Above" category going to present itself?
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when's the "All of the Above" category going to present itself?
I agree they all factor in. But, the question makes you pick the worst.
I suggest "penalty shots" to break ties.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Taylor Rain's HELL SPAWN!!!! - 03/25/08 11:59 PM
So in about 18 years and 4 months will daughter Rain be putting to use everything mom taught her on the X rated screen?
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: Taylor Rain's HELL SPAWN!!!! - 03/26/08 10:32 AM
In no time someone will have mad a pic similar to the infamous 'Teagan & Baby' watching porn pic.
Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 03/26/08 11:16 AM
My god, not again. Imagine the complex afterschool discussion at age 15 about the difference between hating black guys, but fucking them anyway?
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 03/29/08 07:27 AM
bump.
This thread needs to keep on going- seen as tho everyone has an opinion on TMFR!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 03/30/08 05:48 PM
All the kids are going to want to come to his/her house just to see the mom.
Posted by: Bravo
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/20/08 08:37 PM
so what happened to her kid
i love reading taylor rain stories.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/20/08 08:50 PM
Dean Wormer says she's not due until September, I think? He posted it yesterday. Too drunk/lazy to find the link. Just hit the search function.
Posted by: Bravo
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/20/08 08:56 PM
is she still smoking dope and cigarettes?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/20/08 09:02 PM
You'd have to ask Fayner, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/20/08 09:24 PM
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is she still smoking dope and cigarettes?
In a post on freeones several months back she claimed that she's no longer smoking weed. At least until the fetus tries to emerge. It was really corny. She said something to the effect of "sobriety rocks".
Posted by: Bravo
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/20/08 09:30 PM
do you think he ever exhaled pot smoke directly into her vagina?
Posted by: zenman
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/20/08 10:05 PM
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is she still smoking dope and cigarettes?
In a post on freeones several months back she claimed that she's no longer smoking weed. At least until the fetus tries to emerge.
There is something mirthful about this particular locution.
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/21/08 03:54 PM
Posted by: Smell of Anus
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/27/08 05:18 AM
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/27/08 03:00 PM
I just read this post-- I had no idea Tayor was sober and in the program. That's fuckin awesome, I'm so thrilled to hear that!
Posted by: Smell of Anus
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/27/08 05:16 PM
Is it just me, or does the baby in the picture I posted above remind you of dick nasty?
Posted by: shinysideup
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/28/08 06:52 AM
congrats to her. not smoking crack is cool. but the program can suck my ass. cult bullshit.
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/28/08 09:11 AM
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but the program can suck my ass. cult bullshit.
I felt the same way at the beginning-- until I was so beaten down and so fucking miserable I finally gave it an honest try. I met some amazing people (and some not), but all in all I believe it saved me. It's saved countless other people's lives too. That's a cult I'm willing to be a part of.
Posted by: shinysideup
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/28/08 11:16 AM
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but the program can suck my ass. cult bullshit.
I felt the same way at the beginning-- until I was so beaten down and so fucking miserable I finally gave it an honest try. I met some amazing people (and some not), but all in all I believe it saved me. It's saved countless other people's lives too. That's a cult I'm willing to be a part of.
i was fully plugged in for a few years in my early 20's and feel it was more negative for me than postitive. and it was really hard to see that at the time when i was being bombarded with a situation that didn't serve me well as far as helping with self esteeem, confidence, maturity, etc...
yes, it's better than doing hard drugs. at least physically. no doubt there.
but was not the answer for me.
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 07/29/08 04:13 PM
I recon i need to get into the program-
Iv been
all fukin week!
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: Taylor Rain is SPAWNING!!! - 08/15/08 09:41 AM
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I just read this post-- I had no idea Tayor was sober and in the program. That's fuckin awesome, I'm so thrilled to hear that!
Um, whores lie Holly. Powder bought a new car with all the money he made off Taylors habit. 
