Shelley Lubben's Latest Save

Posted by: MoronBoy

Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/03/07 03:31 PM

http://www.myspace.com/sweetlikesugah13

Who was she?
Posted by: Handful

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/03/07 03:43 PM

I never would have made it through reading the whole thing if it weren't for the uplifting background music. From what I understand she's had a shitty life and made shitty choices. Do you suppose she'll bother to get real therapy for this, or is blessing from the Virgin Lubben and a posting on MySpace enough to cleanse her sodomized soul?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/03/07 03:46 PM

This part's my favorite:

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Shelley Lubben Ex-pornstar...I came acrost your video and havnt been right since....


Posted by: k1ng

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/03/07 07:44 PM

just earning some extra cash for christmas gifts I guess
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/03/07 07:49 PM

I'm guessing the MySpace is for the parole officer's benefit.

On the plus side, King, she'll probably end up in your mugshot thread soon.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/03/07 07:51 PM

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just earning some extra cash for christmas gifts I guess




She was selling her ass 1 week ago and now she's found baby Jesus?!
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/03/07 07:53 PM

She's set her profile to private sometime after I posted this.

I kinda feel like an asshole now. Just a little bit.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/03/07 08:07 PM

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She's set her profile to private sometime after I posted this.

I kinda feel like an asshole now. Just a little bit.





Shelley Lubben for next american gokkun
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/03/07 08:31 PM

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just earning some extra cash for christmas gifts I guess




She was selling her ass 1 week ago and now she's found baby Jesus?!




I mistook her reg date 10/29 on shelley's forum as the posting date for claiming to give up porn/escorting meaning that this craigs list ad would be a month after she claimed to give up the biz, but I just misread it. The time line is ok - 11/25 escort ad then 11/26 gives up porn/escorting. I wish her well.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/03/07 08:37 PM

Yeah, but she still posts the ad after joining Shelley's forum. Then she announces she's "quit" the very next day???

I don't know, man. My gut says this is a front for either the Parole Officer or a Family Court Judge so she can get the kid back.

Whatever it is, I also wish her well.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/04/07 10:03 AM

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http://www.myspace.com/sweetlikesugah13

Who was she?




Maybe shes Kevin Blatt?
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/04/07 03:14 PM

http://www.mandjshow.com/videos/the-double-lives-of-teens/

TV interview with Lubben, Kristenye, and more. There's a little bit about the Zoey Zane thing, too.

[edit-looks like she was just some fat, internet hooker. Didn't really hear much about porn from her]
Posted by: teaganfan

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/04/07 07:37 PM

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/ers/498653323.html
nope, she hasnt quit yet.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/04/07 07:40 PM

could be a different whore using her picture.
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/05/07 12:57 AM

One of her Craigslist posts actually mentions her appearance on the show. So she sucks dick for living, goes on tv to talk about it fucked up her life, and then she offers to give you the link to the tv program if you'll pay her to come over and suck your dick. Whore logic never ceases to fascinate me. But an interesting marketing tactic nonetheless.
Posted by: Handful

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/05/07 02:44 AM

Fuck 'em all and let Jesus sort them out.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/05/07 05:49 AM

http://kristenye.model24h.com/rates.php

She's a kind whore, has her rates not only in USD but in six other currencies as well.

Golden Showers are $346 and Creampies are $461. What if a person was only willing to pay $460 for a creampie?

http://kristenye.model24h.com/faq-30843-did-you-realy-star-in-a-couple-amature-porn-films.php

She claims she is under contract to Vivid for 3 "flix"
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/05/07 11:47 AM

How much does she charge to you let you harpoon her?
Posted by: JasonH

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/05/07 05:32 PM

website is paused. Last night the rate for allowing a strange guy to fill her with jizz was only $400.
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/05/07 05:38 PM

I wonder if she would give me a discount if I showed her my AAA card?
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 12/07/07 01:32 PM

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From adultfyi
"Malibu Daughters" stars Allison Pierce, a blonde beach bunny with an
illegally hot body, Italia Christie; a long haired princess who will
set your libido on fire, Michelle McKenzie; this lithe young babe,
with super model looks, has it all, Jerzey Jaxin; a true spinner with
all the right moves. Get ready to get wet with "Malibu Daughters".




It's nice to know that one of Shelley's "saved" girls still has movies being released.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Shelley Lubben\'s Latest Save - 12/08/07 09:36 PM

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From adultfyi
\"Malibu Daughters\" stars Allison Pierce, a blonde beach bunny with an
illegally hot body, Italia Christie; a long haired princess who will
set your libido on fire, Michelle McKenzie; this lithe young babe,
with super model looks, has it all, Jerzey Jaxin; a true spinner with
all the right moves. Get ready to get wet with \"Malibu Daughters\".




It\'s nice to know that one of Shelley\'s \"saved\" girls still has movies being released.




Notice how the author of whatever review that was from didn\'t have anything physically endearing to say about her either.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/08/08 12:29 AM

Looks like this born-again disciple of Shelley Lubben's is headed for the slammer, guys.

Date: Jan 7, 2008 7:56 PM
Subject: REAL FRIENDS PLEASE READ...MY SITUATION
Body: Some things from my past came up...and I might have to go away for awhile.and face the consequenses for things I did when I was in the sex-industry and living a life of sin and breaking the law.I dont know for sure if Im gonna be persecuted for these things but I find out wednesday and Im pretty sure I am.If I do ...my husband will be handeling all my affairs and keeping my website up.

If any of you wish to give me a mailing address so I can write and get encouragement & keep in touch please do so...you can send it here or my email kristenyeriddick@yahoo.com

Phone numbers can be offered as well but local calls in there cost $1.25 for 10 minutes.

Please Pray for me and my family and daughter Gabriella
Please pray for my probation officer to have a compassionate , forgiving heart.

And as always I love you guys and I will not step backwards in the midst of this setback. God bless you all.
My deepest love....Kristen


Kristenye's myspace

The good news is that she has Color Me Bad on her myspace playlist. Relax Kristnye, your singing voice will sound great in the jail showers. Tick tock, you don't stop. To the...tick tock...
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/08/08 12:52 AM

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Looks like this born-again disciple of Shelley Lubben's is headed for the slammer, guys.

Date: Jan 7, 2008 7:56 PM
Subject: REAL FRIENDS PLEASE READ...MY SITUATION
Body: Some things from my past came up...and I might have to go away for awhile.and face the consequenses for things I did when I was in the sex-industry and living a life of sin and breaking the law.I dont know for sure if Im gonna be persecuted for these things but I find out wednesday and Im pretty sure I am.If I do ...my husband will be handeling all my affairs and keeping my website up.





I see being a jesus freak doesn't make one very intelligent.

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Please pray for my probation officer to have a compassionate , forgiving heart




Does a probation officer have the power to prevent a jail sentence?
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/08/08 12:53 AM

How can you be a porn star or ex if you don't appear on IAFD? Searching for "kristenye" yields zippo. When Lubben bags a work horse like Aurora Snow or Missy Monroe then she will have something to crow about. A broad that has "a cup of coffee" in porn doesn't qualify for the title "porn star". It cheapens the meaning for real whores.

There should be a reverse "5 second rule" for porn like the one for dropped food. If the food has been on the ground for less than 5 seconds, you can pick it up and eat it. If you have only fucked on a couple of web sites nobody has ever seen, you can't call yourself a "porn star".
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/08/08 11:01 AM

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How can you be a porn star or ex if you don't appear on IAFD? Searching for "kristenye" yields zippo. When Lubben bags a work horse like Aurora Snow or Missy Monroe then she will have something to crow about. A broad that has "a cup of coffee" in porn doesn't qualify for the title "porn star". It cheapens the meaning for real whores.

There should be a reverse "5 second rule" for porn like the one for dropped food. If the food has been on the ground for less than 5 seconds, you can pick it up and eat it. If you have only fucked on a couple of web sites nobody has ever seen, you can't call yourself a "porn star".





Luebben's next project.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/08/08 11:22 AM

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Does a probation officer have the power to prevent a jail sentence?




I don't know her circumstances, the state/locally, etc.. In NY a Parole Office can revoke parole based upon a violation and return a parolee to prison.

Perhaps her probation officer either has direct power to execute a sentence based upon a violation of probation terms, has the indirect power to file a probation violation which would ultimately lead to execution of sentence or their opinion on the suitability of a possible probationer may have substantial weight and influence in the final decision of the execution of a sentence.


Hopefully her religion beliefs will NOT BE A MITIGATING FACTOR in her sentencing. Personally I see no difference between Christian nuts and Islamic nuts. And, are you going to be lenient to some Muslim because he professes love for the Koran?
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/23/08 02:04 AM

Here's another one from Lubben. I've never heard of this broad and I'm pretty old. Are there any old XPTers who may have heard of her? I think we're talking like Herschel Savage or Randy West old.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/23/08 11:15 AM

According to iafd.com, she did six movies between 1983-1985. In four of the movies, her roles were non-sex. In one she did only a lez scene. Her only other sex role was a blowjob scene with Eric Edwards.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/23/08 01:18 PM

Roxy baby, is Michelle Maren the best you can do? Next time play Captain Save-A-Ho for someone who isn't old enough for Medicare.
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/23/08 05:53 PM

Looks like Lubben has kids on pay roll to save whores.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/23/08 06:38 PM

Shelly to her 8-yr-old daughter: "Aw...are you putting labels on the bags to help the porn stars?"

What a great mother you are, Shelley. You made your daughter know what a porn star is.

My mother and I were pretty open with each other, but she had enough boundries to draw the line at what was too adult for a little kid.

YOU ARE SELFISH.
Posted by: Eminence Front

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/23/08 06:47 PM

Well, look at it this way... With the daughter growing up with porn being such an important part of her mothers life, she is bound to want to taste that forbidden fruit, its only human nature.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/23/08 06:49 PM

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Shelly to her 8-yr-old daughter: "Aw...are you putting labels on the bags to help the porn stars?"

What a great mother you are, Shelley. You made your daughter know what a porn star is.

My mother and I were pretty open with each other, but she had enough boundries to draw the line at what was too adult for a little kid.

YOU ARE SELFISH.





I wonder if she gets to watch the DeBell version of "Alice in Wonderland" if she's real, real good.



I wonder if she knows Mommy was a porn whore yet.
Posted by: I Love Moose Knuckle

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/24/08 11:10 AM

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Shelly to her 8-yr-old daughter: "Aw...are you putting labels on the bags to help the porn stars?"

What a great mother you are, Shelley. You made your daughter know what a porn star is.

My mother and I were pretty open with each other, but she had enough boundries to draw the line at what was too adult for a little kid.

YOU ARE SELFISH.





I agree completely. What scares me is how comfortable she is talking about this with her kids on camera. It makes me worry that she had one of those honest talks with her kids about her off camera about mommy's past. Lube, please don't turn your issues into your kid's issues.

Also, anybody else notice the black bags they are using to place her testimony and reading materials into? These look like the typical bags you get at porn stores when you buy a skin flick. Were these leftovers from a short-lived career?

Lastly, there are a lot of sick fucks out there. You have to be a fucking idiot to put your kids on the internet.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/24/08 05:00 PM

She never has to talk about the birds and the bees. She can just flip in here porn tape.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 08:49 AM

I'd bang her out tho. she probably shakes her ass very nice.



...is it me or does look like she's had some work done on her face....?

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 11:09 AM



Which one is the bigger attention whore?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 01:10 PM

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Which one is the bigger attention whore?




Gotta go with Shelley. She claims to have quit the drugs years ago, so she no longer has that excuse. "Transformer" Cary does.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 03:30 PM

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I'd bang her out tho. she probably shakes her ass very nice.



...is it me or does look like she's had some work done on her face....?






If being hit in the face with a shovel qualifies as work then yes.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 06:23 PM

she looks skiied out of her mind.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 07:24 PM

I fucking love this board.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 07:27 PM

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Shelley needs to ditch the tired-ass circa 2002 Orange Country hair streaks.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 07:29 PM

Shelley looks like she's been up on a 6 day meth binge. That's pretty bad when Mary Carey looks like the healthy one in the picture.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 08:05 PM

Shelley as a Disney toon:

Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 11:47 PM



Shelley is on her way to becoming this:



Posted by: Gunker

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/25/08 11:59 PM



Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Shelley Lubben's Latest Save - 01/26/08 01:36 AM

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she looks skiied out of her mind.




Seriously. I think she just smoked the blood of christ off some tin foil.