Risi Simms an Underage Runaway?
Posted by: Anonymous
Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/23/07 09:01 PM
From Lukeisback.com-
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According to a strange Myspace posting, Risi Simms is an underage runaway working on the porn business. She is allegedly using a fake ID.
I don’t know if the post is true, or just a jealous ex-boyfriend trying to start trouble, but if true, it could be a world of trouble for studios.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/23/07 09:30 PM
Posted by: Moxie
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/23/07 09:34 PM
I know a girl who went to high school with her, so unless she got skipped then its untrue. Risi claims she got bounced out of the air force last year. If thats true then I can't see this rumor being valid. I'd be more interested to know why she got drummed out.
Posted by: christianxxx
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/24/07 12:19 AM
i sound like a fucking broken record. i dont think she even did more than 2 boy girl scenes if that. she was fucking god awful, and didnt want to be in the business. i felt sorry for her.
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/24/07 12:51 AM
I got the myspace message about Risi being underage, though why it was sent to me I don't know. I never even saw her on a go-see, much less ever shot her.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/24/07 11:48 AM
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i sound like a fucking broken record. i dont think she even did more than 2 boy girl scenes if that. she was fucking god awful, and didnt want to be in the business. i felt sorry for her.
It funny that is the case because she seems to cultivate an air of defiance and "anything goes". The way she presents herself you'd think she'd be perfect.
Posted by: Jack Randall
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/24/07 01:30 PM
I've never really seen any of her movies, but from the interviews she's done, she seems to have a Traci Lords complex.
Posted by: Dane
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/24/07 01:59 PM
i hope she was only 15
Posted by: Random
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/24/07 03:06 PM
When did Skeeter Kerkove hack into Dane's account?
Posted by: Handful
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/24/07 03:15 PM
Look on the bright side. If she is a pop tart she's gonna have to turn 18 someday.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/25/07 02:24 AM
[young_delinquent_non-blonde_sarah_michelle_gellar] If I wrote a Filthy novel about a young 16 year old vampire slayer who was molested and fucked by her 40 year old Watcher instead of trained to kill vampires, this is the image I might picture in my head .... [/young_delinquent_non-blonde_sarah_michelle_gellar]
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/25/07 09:23 AM
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It funny that is the case because she seems to cultivate an air of defiance and \\\"anything goes\\\". The way she presents herself you\\\\\\\'d think she\\\'d be perfect.
Yeah, you\\\'d think a girl like that would be good at sucking dick by the age of 16, like most good porn whores with a fucked up childhood.
BTW, something is fucked up with the script that is transforming apostrophes & quotes.
Posted by: Kingfish
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/25/07 12:54 PM
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BTW, something is fucked up with the script that is transforming apostrophes & quotes.
[computergeek]That is the escape function for MySQL in PHP that turns ' and " into \' and \" to allow their entry into the database. I run into this problem sometimes when scripting, especially if the magic quotes feature is turned on in PHP and you use the mysql escape function also. If you keep escaping the escaped ' and " you get shit like \\\' and \\\\". While previewing this post, it looks like the problem has been fixed.[/computergeek].
Posted by: John West Fan
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/25/07 04:00 PM
Is this the same girl?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/25/07 05:55 PM
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Is this the same girl?
Yep!
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/25/07 07:12 PM
d.b will you get this for christmas for your nigga?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/25/07 08:51 PM
she's really fucking hot. if only she had the drug fueled desperation and acceptance issues most porn chicks suffer from that are starving for attention. but no, we're stuck with anjelica lauren and her gay pimp sal mcvey.
Posted by: Jack Randall
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/26/07 02:13 PM
This girl is way too flat-chested. Perfect boob-job candidate.
Posted by: safado
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/26/07 02:36 PM
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This girl is way too flat-chested. Perfect boob-job candidate.
I don't have any problems with a WELL DONE boob job but on this girl, that would be a crime!
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/26/07 03:14 PM
her tits are perfect
Posted by: Saevus Maximus
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/26/07 03:40 PM
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This girl is way too flat-chested. Perfect boob-job candidate.
Your a fucking idiot. Her tits are beautiful.
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/26/07 03:47 PM
[downwithfags]guys we really shouldnt be talking about starlets that could be underage much less posting nude picture of them okay this is the kind of thing that is bad for the industry could a mod please lock this thread[/downwithfags]
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 11/26/07 05:59 PM
BIRTH CERT-
I guess someone was fucking with Luke!
Posted by: Jack Randall
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/27/07 02:46 AM
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This girl is way too flat-chested. Perfect boob-job candidate.
Your a fucking idiot. Her tits are beautiful.
You're calling me an idiot when "you're" the one who can't spell correctly? I just prefer big fake tits to small real boobs. But to each their own. 
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 11/27/07 11:23 PM
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BIRTH CERT-
I guess someone was fucking with Luke!
Actually I told him about it because I was the one who got the bizzare message. I asked him if he'd heard anything about this (I still have memories of my parents telling me they might go to jail over the Traci Lords scandal-- I was 8) or if it was someone trying to cause trouble for her. It sounded fishy to me... This is what I got:
On behalf of her family her real information will be withheld temporarily. Her full information is available to those who may have worked with her, have her content published, or who have her information on file.
Risi Simms (alias) is a minor who has been working in the adult industry illegally under a number of aliases. As a frequent run-away she would often support herself within the sex industry while she was homeless. She has used a fake New Jersey ID which is not scanable to conduct business the California, Florida, Texas, New York, New Jersey, and Arizona. The information she provides may say she is 18, 19, or 23 depending on which version of ID she has submitted to your site/company/agency. None of the ID cards shown are able to decode on a scanning device. It was believed that initially she had in her possession a number of false documentation. This information was stolen by her earlier management, and if checked will not verify properly. These document were obtained illegally. Her status as a minor was discovered and ignored by www.realitykings.com who when finding her ID unscanable instead used the ID of an 18 year old Black Male who was on set to show an 18+ status on a non-NJ (Florida) card reader machine. On hi-res images it is easily noted the ID# is not the same as that supplied on the card by Risi. It is also to be noted despite the majority of the clips on the site containing a clear shot of the swiped ID hers is turned away from the camera and cautiously kept out of view. IT has been stated clearly that card readers were not used when checking Risi’s ID and in most cases a fax machine was employed to record her ID.
It should be understood that many scenes had to be cancelled while Risi was working in the adult industry due to that fact Risi was temporarily restored to the care of her parents and attending local community college. She although having some mental conditions which will not be disclosed (per HEPA regulation) is a bright and entertaining young woman who graduated from her local high school at age 15 in the year 2006-2007. She is not able to execute contracts or agreements legally within the US State, Federal, or private jurisdictions.
As of this date Risi Simms is now in the process of having self guardianship established for herself. She will not be able to legally provide any sexually explicit content for a number of years. She has only produced adult content while underage, any adult content that may have been produced has been recorded prior to her having come of legal age.
Risi has retired from the industry and is not taking calls from industry representatives. Risi is no longer performing in the adult industry, and has asked to be allowed her privacy as she starts her life again and attends college.
Please remove all content from your site as it violates laws governing the publication of adult content as it relates to minors.
All original content publishers should be notified of her false documentation and illegal status ASAP.
Sincerely,
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
The best part is: Her status as a minor was discovered and ignored by www.realitykings.com who when finding her ID unscanable instead used the ID of an 18 year old Black Male who was on set to show an 18+ status on a non-NJ (Florida) card reader machine. The chances that Reality Kings would IGNORE the fact that she might be minor is ridiculous-- nobody is that stupid or reckless. And they'd use the ID of a black male instead? That's pretty funny.
Plus who the hell is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 11/27/07 11:39 PM
jersey chicks
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 11/28/07 12:40 AM
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The best part is: Her status as a minor was discovered and ignored by www.realitykings.com who when finding her ID unscanable instead used the ID of an 18 year old Black Male who was on set to show an 18+ status on a non-NJ (Florida) card reader machine. The chances that Reality Kings would IGNORE the fact that she might be minor is ridiculous-- nobody is that stupid or reckless. And they'd use the ID of a black male instead? That's pretty funny.
Plus who the hell is xxxxx?
Well judging from the statements that have been posted on the web for a few days.....her content is STILL UP. This is a usual tactic of a girl who would like to put her adventure in porn behind her and start fresh.....
#1 rule over at PAW is-
Understand Images Are Forever
Once you are captured on film or video your work is there for all the world to see. Understand that someday a friend or family member might see your photo or video. Will you be able to handle their reaction?
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ICEYPORN, AmateurAllure, FTVGirls and the rest have WAY too much to lose.....The whole multiple ID thing is another good one.....truckers can ONLY have but one commercial DL. There are making this out to be some type of James Bondish storyline!
Bottom Line-
Would you really think they would make that sort of press release on MySpace or have the state and/or federal Attorney General’s call in the local LE or FBI and make some arrests?
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 11/28/07 05:06 AM
Shit, Holly mentions Traci lords and once again, flashback city....1986, Meese Commission and the War on Porn...1984 Vanessa William's Penthouse scandal where Traci Lords was the featured Penthouse centerfold and Hypatia Lee was in a separate spread with her finger up her twat...I even remember a High School friend having a hardcore Mag with traci Lords actually getting upside-down-pistoning-Penii gag-factored-why-why-why....
10 years later I was watching her on Melrose Place...I wonder why Ms Lords wasnt whacked by the MOB for all the shit she caused???
Posted by: Jack Randall
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 11/28/07 01:37 PM
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10 years later I was watching her on Melrose Place...I wonder why Ms Lords wasnt whacked by the MOB for all the shit she caused???
I'm glad she wasn't "whacked", but I've often wondered the same thing.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/28/07 01:47 PM
Since everyone knows, once your filmed doing porn, the tapes follow you throughout the rest of your life, what is the father of an emotionally unstable upper middle class Jewish princess from NJ to do to stop the continued publication of these images?
Claim she was underage! The risk of keeping tapes of a minor is Kryptonite to pornographers, so why would they take the risk and keep the masters around, even if she is crazy hot (and crazy too!).
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 11/30/07 03:00 PM
HA HA HA......Risi just started posting over at ADT.....wonder if anyone will call her out about these rumors?....
Posted by: Choda Boy
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 12/02/07 08:11 PM
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what is the father of an emotionally unstable upper middle class Jewish princess from NJ to do to stop the continued publication of these images?
Claim she was underage!
*** BINGO! *** We have a winnnaaaa...
Now, all you need to do is substitute "father" for "boyfriend"
(er, "husband"/aspiring suitcase pimp)
and you hit the jackpot!!
Who started the rumor, you ask?
----> Do the research, Columbo. <---- 
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/06/07 06:52 PM
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Please remove all content from your site as it violates laws governing the publication of adult content as it relates to minors.
This appears to be the real reason for the hoax. I haven\\\'t really kept track of any of this shit, but it seems logical to me. The girl is geniunely bitter about the fact her rancid cunt is getting pummeled on the internet, it\\\'s something she can\\\'t hide, and her future depends on it.
Risi dear, do like all the other whores do. Fuck college, look for a rich sugar daddy (there are plenty of them in north Jersey, I promise you!), and become a surrogate mother / housewife to his spawn. Whores, regardless how often you spread your legs for the camera, don\\\'t hold any other value to mankind.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/06/07 08:00 PM
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This appears to be the real reason for the hoax. I haven\\\'t really kept track of any of this shit, but it seems logical to me. The girl is geniunely bitter about the fact her rancid cunt is getting pummeled on the internet, it\\\'s something she can\\\'t hide, and her future depends on it.
Risi dear, do like all the other whores do. Fuck college, look for a rich sugar daddy (there are plenty of them in north Jersey, I promise you!), and become a surrogate mother / housewife to his spawn. Whores, regardless how often you spread your legs for the camera, don\\\'t hold any other value to mankind.
Are typing on a hand held? You need smaller fingers.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/06/07 08:36 PM
regular expressions?
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/08/07 09:38 PM
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Are typing on a hand held? You need smaller fingers.
H2C, not sure what the deal is with the slash marks in place of apostrophes, but I assure it\'s not bad typing. Barring spelling, that only happens when I\'m piss drunk.
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/20/07 06:07 PM
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BIRTH CERT-
I guess someone was fucking with Luke!
Doesn't match the whore's picture shoot ID.....
Posted by: Choda Boy
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/21/07 12:57 AM
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The girl is geniunely bitter about the fact her rancid cunt is getting pummeled on the internet
BINGO.
wanna know who's even more bitter?
347 57471k
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/21/07 05:59 AM
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I am really sorry to bust your bubble.....So I will be VERY delicate with this one.....but if you buy the entire photo sets/video shoots (or validity of) on BangBros or ICEY PORN websites then I DO have a bridge to sell you.
Yeah everything they shoot is ENTIRELY TRUE…..even when the throw the girl off the boat and leave her in the water after being ass slammed on Captin Stabbin and also when they leave the freshly fucked hottie on the side of the road with no money on Bang Bus…… 
If you think something is improper then inform the proper authorities....I am sure their 2257's are up to snuff to squash any controversies! 
Wow!?!?!? No SHIT?!?!?! You mean porn ain't real?
Dude, you should set up shop as motherfucking genius for hire.
Sarcasm detection gear on the fritz?
Notice which picture I chose asshat.....she's acting like it's a big secret. The only real secret here is that her new suitcase pimp/husband/current fuck REALLY wants to put the fact that she took cocks 3X his size in her holes behind her and try to bury it as "underage porn" with all kinds of baseless claims. Go read the thread over at GayDT for more proof.
And that other new website that was linked? Not the ittybittygrittykitty one (I think that was Liz/Risi's real one), but the new one with fairy shit on it? She should've stuck with porn...at least getting hammered by baseball-bat sized cocks had some intrinsic value to society.
Posted by: Fuckitol
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/21/07 04:32 PM
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/23/07 09:04 PM
You guys been watching the meltdown over at GayDT in her thread? Her newest pimp is now posting entire pages of legalese claiming to be ready, willing and able to sue anyone who posts pictures of Risi's tight little twat and ass.
What's hilarious is this is likely the same guy who outed her real name some time ago...and set this all up just so he could fuck her. Too bad she's already been stretched out by far bigger guys than he.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/23/07 09:16 PM
Can you post a link? Browsing GayDT is something I'd like to do less than I'd like to have a double root canal and be raped by Fat Faggie Frankie.
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/23/07 09:39 PM
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/23/07 10:02 PM
fuck, is that "br41ndr0p" suitcase pimp guy a douche or what? he's married to an ex porn whore and he's worried about copyright infringement so much that he's threatening to rally his family full of attorneys. right, like that's believable. does anyone have the pics he's got his pants in a bunch over? if yes, post them. I'm curious to see what the brewhaha is about.
Psycotic postings of a 33 year old man who married a very hot young possibly manic ex porn sex worker. Quote:
We are currently selling all of the clothing she wore at her shoots... complete with a signed and personalize autographed polaroid photo of her wearing it.
Let me know if this is something that is of interest to anyone.
He gets called out by a ADT poster...
elgringoviejo58 wrote:
The guy posts something about selling the stuff she wore on her shoots with autographed by her, and then threatens invasion-of-privacy litigation? Spelled s-u-i-t-c-a-s-e p-i-m-p.
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No, actually I am not. I made a deal with her that anything she had worn during a scene would be replaced with 2 garments that I purchase for her, and she gets to keep the money from the sale to use as she sees fit.
She is completely out of the Industry. Hard to be a suitcase pimp when someone is retired.
Do not anticipate someones motives or goals without knowing the person.
You have a pleasant day.
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Not really... I have a thing called ethics. I will not have to notify you when the order comes through. It will be delivered properly. Have a nice day.
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This guy has to make "deals" with his "wife"? The girl probably is on some sort of cocktail of anti-psychotic meds.
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fuck, is that "br41ndr0p" suitcase pimp guy a douche or what? he's married to an ex porn whore and he's worried about copyright infringement so much that he's threatening to rally his family full of attorneys. right, like that's believable. does anyone have the pics he's got his pants in a bunch over? if yes, post them. I'm curious to see what the brewhaha is about.
When his profile wasn't set to "private" on myspace somebody at ADT posted their wedding pictures wich depicted and obviously intoxicated or otherwise drugged young Risi(aka Liz-E). When her profile wasn't set to private there were some pictures of them going to Risi's parents house for Thanks Giving. The guy may come from a well to do family but judging by his clothes not likely. He is 33 years old. If some sleuth wants to get down to bidness they can go to Look up said marriage license in Vegas and get all the details. Further sleuthing may reveal more pics.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/23/07 10:58 PM
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fuck, is that "br41ndr0p" suitcase pimp guy a douche or what? he's married to an ex porn whore and he's worried about copyright infringement so much that he's threatening to rally his family full of attorneys. right, like that's believable. does anyone have the pics he's got his pants in a bunch over? if yes, post them. I'm curious to see what the brewhaha is about.
When his profile wasn't set to "private" on myspace somebody at ADT posted their wedding pictures wich depicted and obviously intoxicated or otherwise drugged young Risi(aka Liz-E). When her profile wasn't set to private there were some pictures of them going to Risi's parents house for Thanks Giving. The guy may come from a well to do family but judging by his clothes not likely. He is 33 years old. If some sleuth wants to get down to bidness they can go to Look up said marriage license in Vegas and get all the details. Further sleuthing may reveal more pics.
ok, cool, thanks for the info. and thinking that setting your myspace to private means people (me) can't get your pics is hilarious. I apprenticed under the best hax0r the internats have ever known, jersey jaxin. here are some of her "private" pics. link his myspace addy and I can grab some from him as well. when the lawyers enter the fray let it be known that this is not the actual k1ng posting right now, but some second rate imposter that hacked his password.
she's still hot as hell
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/23/07 11:48 PM
Dude looks like he's about to eat her....and I ain't talking oral sex either.
Posted by: Choda Boy
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 12:25 AM
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link his myspace addy and I can grab some from him as well.
grab away.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 12:46 AM
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link his myspace addy and I can grab some from him as well.
grab away.
sweet. thanks.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 04:14 AM
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link his myspace addy and I can grab some from him as well.
grab away.
sweet. thanks.
omg, look at her pit! 
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 05:25 AM
I bet the bastard made her do all kinds of vile, depraved sex acts on their wedding night under the pretense that it would "make the bad images of her from porn go away in his head."
This has mind fuck written all over it.
And I for one think it's time anyone who looks a picture like the above quickly move to replace it in their own heads with something like this instead....
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 05:50 AM
I didn't know AC Cream had a little brother.
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 06:22 AM
This guy is a serious lard ass....wearing baggy shirt like that to hide his man-boobs most likely. And check out those beady little eyes on that melon head of his.
This fuckwad couldn't even spell lawyer. Although it is certainly a possibility, just because you are an asshole does not mean you are related to a lawyer. If he didn't cut and paste all that legal mumbo jumbo off some do it yourself attorney website I will shit a red, white, and blue twinkie. The only thing this putz could be successful at would be winning an American Dipshit contest.
Posted by: Choda Boy
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 12:14 PM
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If he didn't cut and paste all that legal mumbo jumbo off some do it yourself attorney website I will shit a red, white, and blue twinkie.
This guy privately harassed a good friend of mine for shooting Risi.
He tried to pull the same bullshit mind games --
Claiming she was underage in threatening emails full of rambling legalese.
My friend has a law background, so he immediately knew this guy was a jerk-off.
But I can't let it go.
I like to watch shit-disturbers CHOKE SLOWLY on their own feces. 
MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY!
Posted by: zenman
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 03:19 PM
The whore and her SP deleted the account.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 03:39 PM
Earrings on dudes only went out like 15 years ago. Way to stay up to date on the latest.
Posted by: Choda Boy
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 04:39 PM
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The whore and her SP deleted the account.
Don't worry -- Relationships built on insecurity don't last.
The lights hit these roaches and they scattered... For now.
Risi Simms will be back.
And I'm told she gives an incredible rimjob.
How did this guy get Risi? Well He used the Mystery Methode of Course....
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Bob wrote:
skronker wrote:
The problem with the whole PUA concept is that while it gives men the tools to get women, it doesn't help them foster depth or intelligence.
+1
Unless someone's primary reason for using PUA is "game" or "sport-fucking" (shallow, mean, and pitiful, if you ask me), PUA is at best the equivalent of martial arts training for getting your foot in the door. I've got no quarrel with that. Making the initial connection is a vitally important first step, but in the long run of a relationship it's ultimately a negligible event. Any decent way you can start something going, good on you.
But if you can't let down your guard, relax your technique, and be spontaneously authentic once you've broken the ice, what's the long-term, life-enhancing point of the thing?
.
[typos]
Edited by - bob on 11/9/2007 12:03:58 PM
Main issue with the mystery method is this: It teaches you how to work a short term game. It does not (nor was it intended to) teach you the long game. It's a for "fun and confidence" way of life. it doesn't lead you to happiness and wasn't designed to do so, it just exists to pass time.
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Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 05:34 PM
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This guy privately harassed a good friend of mine for shooting Risi.
Don't worry. The way they're going it won't be long before br41ndr0p shoots Risi. 
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 05:47 PM
Methinks he will go for a more up close and personal approach such as bludgeoning or strangulation. Anyone know what method Wanker Wang used to kill Haley Paige?
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 06:07 PM
(Cue faceblaster coming in to defend Wanker in 5...4...3..)
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/24/07 06:33 PM
Find a new bridge to live under, you troll.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT *DELETED* - 12/24/07 06:53 PM
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Posted by: zenman
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/25/07 10:14 AM
edited photo
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/25/07 04:33 PM
According to her current pimp, the last one drugged her with Rohypnol and then had her do something "terrible" in a hotel room as a test reel.
I wonder if Chico was somehow involved?
Posted by: JRV
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/25/07 10:31 PM
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I wonder if Chico was somehow involved?
If Mr. Rohypnol is still alive, probably not.
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I wonder if Chico was somehow involved?
Must not have been Faceblaster hasn't replied to your post.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/26/07 10:58 PM
Help. I need to leave the house, and I can't find my black sweater. I'd like to get Risi Simms' husband/suitcase pimp on the case. With his stalking methods, he can find it in no time.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/27/07 07:07 AM
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Help. I need to leave the house, and I can't find my black sweater. I'd like to get Risi Simms' husband/suitcase pimp on the case. With his stalking methods, he can find it in no time.
And if he sells it, he will replace it with two!
Posted by: Bad Habit
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 08/05/08 03:59 AM
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This girl is way too flat-chested. Perfect boob-job candidate.
Noooooooo!!!! 
This girl is perfect!
And bendy too!
Posted by: Smokey
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 12/26/08 10:25 AM
Anonymous is now reading this thread. Hi Risi!!
Or more likely, hi EX-husband stalker!!
Posted by: Shrinky Dinks
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 12/26/08 03:35 PM
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Anonymous is now reading this thread. Hi Risi!!
Or more likely, hi EX-husband stalker!!
At any given time there are about 30 or more anonymous people reading this entire forum. Why do you think "anonymous" is her or her ex? Maybe YOU are the ex considering you just bumped a five month old thread to announce this.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 12/26/08 04:19 PM
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Anonymous is now reading this thread. Hi Risi!!
Or more likely, hi EX-husband stalker!!
At any given time there are about 30 or more anonymous people reading this entire forum. Why do you think "anonymous" is her or her ex? Maybe YOU are the ex considering you just bumped a five month old thread to announce this.
hummmmmmmmmm the plot thickens 
Posted by: Smokey
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 12/26/08 11:30 PM
I wouldn't be her ex, you retarded cumdumpster.
Nor would I have waited until now after making 150+ posts NOT about Risi Simms, to finally bring her up.
Posted by: Shrinky Dinks
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - 12/26/08 11:32 PM
That's why you bumped a 5 month old thread saying "anonymous" was lurking at it. How would you even know? Why would you seek out this thread?
Posted by: Smokey
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/26/08 11:41 PM
Do some in-depth investigation to the 'who's online' click
Posted by: k1ng
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/27/08 12:44 AM
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brewhaha
damn. after rereading this thread I jondra'd the shit out of "brouhaha". brewhaha, beerhaha, alehaha, it's a sad state of affairs. back on topic, risi should be inducted into porn's most attractive vagina hall of fame.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 12/27/08 09:13 AM
You know how many ex's that would make for Allie Sin, Courtney Simpson and THE Twins?
Some anon always seems to be reading one of their threads at least any given time ....
And, what anon ex of mine is reading the "Fatman Status Thread"???
Posted by: Choda Boy
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 07/18/11 03:47 AM
She's baaaaaaack...
Risi Simms is back in the saddle, and she has a new name:
EVE MOORE
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 07/18/11 08:29 AM
She must have sold her ass, because it didn't come back to the biz with her. Either that or Gia left here to become Risi's nutritionist.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 07/18/11 11:20 AM
Damn she methed out quick. Sad really, but not unexpected.
Posted by: Moxie
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 07/18/11 02:30 PM
Can't be the same girl, cause she claims to be 21 and that would mean her fake lawyer lied about her being underage. He could end up on fake ethics charges for that.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 07/18/11 06:20 PM
This thread was before my time, but it's some great stuff. Intrigue, suitcase pimps, fake lawyers, fake underage whores, ADT fanboism at it's finest. "She's so beautiful...I'm in love...If she didn't like being a cocksocket, I'm glad she left". And my favorite: "If she comes back, I hope she has her head on straight". Fucking priceless stuff. A whore with her head on straight. God, they want so bad to believe they're not participants in the destruction of an already lost cause.
I really enjoyed the sturm and drang over her interview where she talked about pw's being skanks, called Jenna names and how every MLK Street is in the worst part of town. Oh, no...she doesn't think right. I won't be able to dump seed over her anymore. What a bunch of fags.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Risi Simms an Underage Runaway? - NOT - 07/18/11 06:22 PM
Can't be the same girl, cause she claims to be 21 and that would mean her fake lawyer lied about her being underage. He could end up on fake ethics charges for that.
As Grand Kleagle of the Fake Bar Association, it's very much a fake possibility. Unless he fake dies of fake cancer first. Fake chemo fake fucks you up pretty fake bad.