Posted by: Darth
Vanessa Blue - Horse Face? - 11/19/07 06:48 AM
Her body is unreal, but her face looks like a horse head in my opinion. Obviously we have to see her when we go to AdultFYI. It is my belief that she is descendent from horses. I was thinking that she might be really attractive with about $50,000 of plastic surgery. It would be fun to cast her tied to a horse drawn carriage with blinders to hide a good portion of her face.
Another porn debutante whom I find particularly low on the evolutionary scale would be Tyler Faith. She has the nose of a long beaked eagle in flight. I can hear her cawing as crows do and eating raw nasty carrion and small bugs as she does. I think it would be fun to hire her and make her caw and flap her arms around in the scene. It may only take $10,000-$20,000 to make her attractive but she will never save up that much money now that she has split from Wankus the Rich.
Another porn debutante whom I find particularly low on the evolutionary scale would be Tyler Faith. She has the nose of a long beaked eagle in flight. I can hear her cawing as crows do and eating raw nasty carrion and small bugs as she does. I think it would be fun to hire her and make her caw and flap her arms around in the scene. It may only take $10,000-$20,000 to make her attractive but she will never save up that much money now that she has split from Wankus the Rich.
....You were happier with the Tranny wallpaper and found it to be more strokeworthy. I know, I know. 
)... iirc, ms. blue was getting tired of coming home and finding things like wrappers from condoms that :ahem: obviously wouldn't fit lexington and finding him in the hottub with other dudes and whatnot... 
