Confusing Porn Name Hononyms

Posted by: Gunker

Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/10/07 06:43 PM

1. Amber Rayne
Years Active: 2006-2007
Birthday September 19, 1984
Astrology Virgo
Birthplace Santa Maria, CA
Years Active 2006-2007 (Started around 22 years old)
Ethnicity Caucasian/American
Hair Color Brown
Measurements 32A-22-24
Height 5 feet, 3 inches (160 cm)
Weight 110 lbs (50 kg)
Tattoos Butterfly Inside Left Wrist; Flower With Twisty Stem On Right Side Of Back

2. Amber Rain
aka: Amber Raine, Amber Rein, Amber Rayne
Years Active: 2003-2005
Birthday November 07, 1983
Astrology Scorpio
Birthplace Inland Empire, CA
Years Active 2003-2005 (Started around 20 years old)
Ethnicity Caucasian
Hair Color Blonde
Measurements 34B-26-36
Height 5 feet, 3 inches (160 cm)
Weight 101 lbs (46 kg)
Tattoos none



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Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Confusing Porn Name Homonyms - 11/10/07 06:48 PM

Young whores these days need to use Google.
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/10/07 06:50 PM

Also, the two Lucy Lees (the psycho Asian one and the Czech one) and the two Sierras (the white 90's one and the black 00's one).
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/10/07 06:52 PM

gia, i've often wondered what other porn names you considered before going with "gia jordan"?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/10/07 07:08 PM

Gigi, I wasn't sure. I went MONTHS thinking about it. I really liked the name Morgan but could think of a last name. I was already Gia from dancing, so I chose Jordan to go with it. I like the less obvious aliteration and the way it looks lower-case. It's almost corporate sounding...heh.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/10/07 07:12 PM

What about

Kimberly Kane the original...

and

Kimberly Kane The other.

Maybe alt.porn whores aren't as smart as they pretend...
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/10/07 08:31 PM

Amber Rayne
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/10/07 08:41 PM

There's some loser bitch at the "Bunny Ranch" calling herself Madison Monroe ... and it WAS NOT Madison Monroe.




But, I like that IMDB thinks that the porn star Madison Monroe is the same as some soft-core director of the same name ...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0598527/





Also, what was going on with the GUY who called himself GAUGE while the real GAUGE was HUGE in the business??




Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/12/07 12:31 AM

Also, what was going on with the GUY who called himself GAUGE while the real GAUGE was HUGE in the business??









Why does IAFD insist on saying Guage was active thru 2007 when she hasn't mad a movie since about 2004? They do that with other whores too.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/12/07 03:50 AM

Quote:

Why does IAFD insist on saying Guage was active thru 2007 when she hasn't mad a movie since about 2004? They do that with other whores too.



If she shows up in a rehash of old shit aka a "comp" they give her credit for the video (and they do make a note of it). It's an imperfect system bro, but it's free and it's miles ahead of anyone else.
Posted by: damaged

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/12/07 06:37 AM

Again, whores should just switch to numbers (Baby g's bar code tat comes to mind here) so there would be less confusion. The added benefit would be that I would have even less grief/attachment/loss to suffer through when a number drops off the grid for whatever reason. Although the numbers would have to start fairly high since the battle for numero uno would be annoying. (I have a friend who worked at Apple for years and shared the well known company anecdote of how Woz (employee #1) and Jobs (employee #0) got their respective numbers. Basically, Woz chose first and picked number one, so since Jobs refuses to be number two to anyone, he chose to be employee zero! What a fucking ego.)
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/12/07 08:56 AM

Does that make Darren James "Patient #1" ???
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/12/07 10:08 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Why does IAFD insist on saying Guage was active thru 2007 when she hasn't mad a movie since about 2004? They do that with other whores too.



If she shows up in a rehash of old shit aka a "comp" they give her credit for the video (and they do make a note of it). It's an imperfect system bro, but it's free and it's miles ahead of anyone else.




I'm waiting for someone to put out a Shauna Grant comp next year and then see the IAFD listing saying she was active thru 2008. I couild then imagine moblem getting seriously excited.
Posted by: steveb

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/13/07 11:31 PM

Some enterprising producer should get duplicated name performers together to do scenes.

Of course it might be difficult in some cases.
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/14/07 07:32 AM

Quote:

Some enterprising producer should get duplicated name performers together to do scenes.

Of course it might be difficult in some cases.




That would be a 2257 records keeping nightmare
Posted by: steveb

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/14/07 02:43 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Why does IAFD insist on saying Guage was active thru 2007 when she hasn't mad a movie since about 2004? They do that with other whores too.



If she shows up in a rehash of old shit aka a "comp" they give her credit for the video (and they do make a note of it). It's an imperfect system bro, but it's free and it's miles ahead of anyone else.



And even if she's not active my right hand is, while I'm watching her scenes.

Posted by: mallocup

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/15/07 01:37 AM

haha, hononyms!!
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Confusing Porn Name Hononyms - 11/15/07 08:16 AM

Quote:

haha, hononyms!!




Lol, I gotta admit when I first read the name of this thread these guys came to mind...