STUPID LOOKING TITTIES

Posted by: smutpeddler

STUPID LOOKING TITTIES - 06/13/07 04:49 PM

i'm on a hunt for the wackiest looking tits in porn, 1 tit one size the other another, odd shaped, i dont mean silicone plastic fake tits i want wacky honest to god mistakes of god titties.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: STUPID LOOKING TITTIES - 06/13/07 05:16 PM

from "the most busted porn chick ever" thread. i don't know if they fit your description for "wacky looking", but they are pretty fucking stupid...
Posted by: Conky

Re: STUPID LOOKING TITTIES - 06/13/07 05:17 PM

Godfuckingdamn GiGi. You read my mind.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: STUPID LOOKING TITTIES - 06/13/07 05:19 PM

Quote:

Godfuckingdamn GiGi. You read my mind.


we preverts think alike. not to mention i have been keeping that picture handy on my hard drive, waiting for the perfect opportunity to bust it out.
Posted by: Conky

Re: STUPID LOOKING TITTIES - 06/13/07 05:21 PM

If ever there was a candidate for surgery. I mean seriously, at what point would you allow a camera near you if your tits looked like that?

If I sound like a cunt, then it's because I am. But it's a cold, hard truth that every single one of you have thought.
Posted by: smutpeddler

Re: STUPID LOOKING TITTIES - 06/13/07 05:34 PM

for some strange reason her wacky looking tits make me hard in the pants..i would buy every movie she's ever been in as long as i get to see those freakytits in all their circusy glory
Posted by: loopnode

Re: STUPID LOOKING TITTIES - 06/13/07 06:15 PM

Chelsea Charms would be my number one pick. With tits this big who needs a brain? I love the huge vains that cross through the areola.


Posted by: loopnode

Re: STUPID LOOKING TITTIES - 06/13/07 06:18 PM

Minka: her tiny frame and giant plastic tits make her look ridiculous, coupled with the fact that she has a horrible voice and dellusional attutide about what's sexy.



Donita Dunes: her decision to leave porn (or be forced out) might've been the worst thing to happen to her because with tits that are almost half way down your chest, you're really not much use to anyone.




Teddi Barrett: hardly anyone knew this hag and who could blame them. She appeared in some Taxi cab porno type video with Ron Jeremy that wouldn't give the most hardup raincoater wood, after that it was diaster lesbo scenes in videos like Double Airbags and any other Channel 69 series that needed an extra pair of mellons.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: STUPID LOOKING TITTIES - 06/13/07 06:34 PM

Quote:

for some strange reason her wacky looking tits make me hard in the pants..i would buy every movie she's ever been in as long as i get to see those freakytits in all their circusy glory




You buggin'? Lie down on the floor and keep away from any sharp objects.