Darth XXXPT's Favorite New Poster!

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I can suck on my own dick and I can jizz on my own face.

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You really think I am going to waste my 100th post on a mutton dancer?

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You really think I am going to waste my 100th post on a mutton dancer?

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You really think I am going to waste my 100th post on a mutton dancer?

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mutton dancer? pris you're smoking too much of your own cash crop. put down the bong turn off the gay porn and prepare yourself, the police are already on their way.

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At the time of this posting 245 people had viewed a thread about nothing but Darth thus proving my stunning rise to popularity.

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Kurt wannabe??

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At the time of this posting 245 people had viewed a thread about nothing but Darth thus proving my stunning rise to popularity.

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Kurt wannabe??

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Yes from now on Darth will be referred to in the third person. Please don't mistake this for Lockwood's delusions of grandeur. I stand upon the moral high-ground by a few solid standards:

Porn whores only aspire for a middle class life style at best and most end up in the trailer park. For the truly pathetic, like Nina Hartly, they will be lifetime porn whores who go beyond MILF to porn grandma.

Directors don't need experience. Take Jules Jordan for example. He's sitting there as a youthful 20-something virgin wanking off to porn in some backwoods adult store. Out of desperation to get laid and get away from cleaning cum off the walls he sends his visions pleadingly to one John Stagliano. John takes mercy upon him and the rest is history. Want to be a top porn director? No experience necessary!

If a porn whore smokes drugs in the forest, will anyone hear her? Simply put, cocaine and crack rock is like butt fingers to Lockwood to a porn whore. Not only will they do drugs, they will try to glamorize them not realizing that everyone truly thinks they are pathetic. Directors love cracked out porn whores because they can get them cheaper and cheaper, and get them to do pretty much anything.

Everyone's a scam artist. Keith O'Connor likes to take pictures on his sets (or other people's sets for that matter) and then create fan sites for all the girls. This and permanently borrowing domain names appear to be in that repertoire. Of course the girls are too stupid to notice.

Most directors smoke crack and steal money from their employers, but their boss doesn't have a high school diploma so he doesn't notice.

Privates means you are hiring the girl as a real whore, but paying her rates as a porn whore. Now you aren't paying hourly, you get to fuck her as long as you want. The girl doesn't realize this which is good. You can also get privates just by alluding to the fact that you will hire a girl a lot as her career is winding down. Of course you won't but you can get laid a few times.

Porn girls like to have their cars repossessed and live in shared housing. The only profession in the world where you can make $10,000 a month and still share a bunk bed with someone who smells of tuna worse than you.

Porn guys somehow think that being paid to fuck porn girls makes them respectable. It does to some extent among the 18-20-somethings. To everyone else they are just as pathetic as the porn whores. They all eventually stick needles into their penis just to get remote interest in the stinky often diseased vagina they are fucking. If they are lucky, they get to get peed on by a girl calling it squirt. They drive too expensive cars while living in shabby apartments that still contain furniture from their parents houses. Somehow they blow their money even faster than the porn whores and often end up as roomates to other porn people. Fortunately, talentless directors are always in demand.

Porno saturation is a reality. The more talentless directors, the more cheap product, the public will bore of porn. The kids growing up with bit torrent realize that porn should be free. Regardless, there is enough free material on the 1,000,000+ competing websites to get anyone off. People that make DVD's don't realize this and scratch their heads in wonder as prices fall, inventories rise, and they are forced to manipulate another unfortunate investor out of their money to stay afloat.

Have2 sucks.

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