Porno Dogs

Posted by: Willie D

Porno Dogs - 03/07/07 08:32 PM

Who has a porno dog?
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/07/07 08:37 PM

PHEW, I was afraid this thread was going to be about....ummm, something else.

Lockwood with his soon-to-be-given-dropped-off-at-the-animal-shelter dog Chloe

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/07/07 08:53 PM

Mia's canine
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/07/07 09:04 PM

Quote:

PHEW, I was afraid this thread was going to be about....ummm, something else.

Lockwood with his soon-to-be-given-dropped-off-at-the-animal-shelter dog Chloe





Thats no fucking Lab. Somewhere I've heard it said he was trying to place a Labrador.
Posted by: TMonty

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/07/07 09:16 PM

Horny Odie The Wonder Dog
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 01:38 AM

Wanker Wang had a series...


As I recall, Missy Monroe had a dog she bought with a "warranty" and took that poor mutt into JeffMike's office one day begging to get rid of it.
Posted by: ben

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 02:09 AM

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Wanker Wang had a series...


As I recall, Missy Monroe had a dog she bought with a "warranty" and took that poor mutt into JeffMike's office one day begging to get rid of it.



I love this series - Gangbang Auditions
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 04:26 AM

Bunnies AND dogs, huh.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 04:58 AM

Porners have dogs for obvious reasons. Much easier to have a lasting relationship with a dumb animal that doesn't question your actions, morals, meth abuse and mental stability than form a genuine relationship with another human being.

I should point out that when I'm talking about dumb animals, I'm not entirely ruling out some of the window licking chicks in the industry.
Posted by: TMonty

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 09:43 AM

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Porners have dogs for obvious reasons. Much easier to have a lasting relationship with a dumb animal that doesn't question your actions, morals, meth abuse and mental stability than form a genuine relationship with another human being.



This brings to mind the infamous story of Bodil Joensen and Lassie.
Posted by: TMonty

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 10:20 AM

Man, someone steered the thread into a really creepy direction, so let's return to the original topic: Dogs owned by people in the porn biz.

Holly Randall's Bonnie

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 11:36 AM

Friendly Porn Dog
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 02:37 PM

Nikki & Tobby



Nikki & Tobby in Santa Barbara



Alana Evans' dog Lefty
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 04:11 PM

I would punt that thing 40 yds if it jumped on me like that.

Posted by: Walrus

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 09:09 PM

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I would punt that thing 40 yds if it jumped on me like that.





Dogs like this should never be allowed to breed. What are they good for? You couldn't even get a decent serving of meat off that thing. Atleast the dog the koreans use for food would feed an entire family.
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/08/07 09:32 PM

I'm concerned that dogs require more responsibility than the average porn star can provide.

Allow me to suggest, instead:



Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/09/07 04:44 AM

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/09/07 08:43 AM

How about this guy...



Posted by: testa

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/09/07 09:46 AM

I shot this girl the other day who brought her stupid little shit dog with her. WTF. Why do people think this shit is ok??? Its one thing if you are shooting at someone's house you know and they have a dog and its cool with your dog. What would make you think its ok to roll in somewhere you've never been before and take your piece of shit dog with you????


I guess porn ppl, esp. chicks have dogs the same reason as whores in the old west did- so they have something that will love them back.
Posted by: safado

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/09/07 10:15 AM

Yeah I see your point, I would be pretty pissed off if some whore come strolling into my house with an uninvited animal, of course that would include boyfriends/suitcase pimps as well.
Posted by: testa

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/09/07 10:20 AM

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Yeah I see your point, I would be pretty pissed off if some whore come strolling into my house with an uninvited animal, of course that would include boyfriends/suitcase pimps as well.



Well, pimps/bfs are ok but only if they drop off the chick. Its beyond me why they want to stay there with their girl, I can only imagine they are so insecure they are afraid someone else will snatch them.

As for the dog issue, to me its like taking a kid to a set. Its something that disctracts not only the talent but also everyone on set who now has something else non related to worry about.

And not to mention if the owner of the house is allergic or they have a dog that eats other dogs.

Bitches- leave your dogs at home.
Posted by: safado

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/09/07 10:29 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Yeah I see your point, I would be pretty pissed off if some whore come strolling into my house with an uninvited animal, of course that would include boyfriends/suitcase pimps as well.



I remember watching a documentary about the Porn Industry once, might of been HBOs Pornucopia but I'm really not sure.


Anyway they were showing Katie Morgan and she had like 4 or 5 little rat dogs and she claimed she brings them with her to every shoot.


Now I'm not in any way connected to the industry but I was thinking then that if she showed up with those things at a shoot I was organizing, she would quickly be shown the door.


Anyone here ever shot her and can confirm this?

Posted by: c62

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/09/07 06:19 PM

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or they have a dog that eats other dogs.



Ok, that would be cool.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/09/07 06:23 PM

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Quote:


or they have a dog that eats other dogs.



Ok, that would be cool.



yeah, it would. if i was a porn chick i'd bring some leopards and a barbary lion to every set. if i had to have sex in a pool, maybe a bull/zambeze shark since they'd live long enough to eat steve holmes in the fresh water. animals eating each other and talent rules.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/09/07 10:43 PM

Quote:

I'm concerned that dogs require more responsibility than the average porn star can provide.

Allow me to suggest, instead:





However, is there a chance perhaps that the lil' buggers will remind them too much of sperm...to the point they'd swallow them?
Posted by: papercut

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/10/07 12:59 AM

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/10/07 02:58 PM

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And how mny of those did she kill?
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/12/07 01:56 PM

Genesis Skye has/had a dog.(thanks random anonymous reader who was reading this)

Dead or not?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/12/07 04:54 PM

Quote:

Genesis Skye has/had a dog.(thanks random anonymous reader who was reading this)

Dead or not?



WhoresLoveDogs = Smelly Monkey
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/12/07 05:35 PM

Big Worm's avatar still gets me every time.



What ever happened to him, or was he just another Brandon alias?
Posted by: Uptowner

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/12/07 08:08 PM

I'd like to see this local girl in porn.



Posted by: anthropophobiac

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/12/07 08:16 PM

Porno dogs need dog porn...

Posted by: J.B.

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/12/07 08:26 PM

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Porno dogs need dog porn...




Nice.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/12/07 08:32 PM

Almost forgot...
Posted by: J.B.

Fayner Rips Off Willie - 03/15/07 06:22 PM

XPT's least favorite alleged "Retiree" Fayner posts on TMFR's site:

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HELP A NIGGA OUT
Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.

I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.

I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?

send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com />


I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...
Posted by: Calvin

Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie - 03/15/07 06:44 PM

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie - 03/16/07 08:39 AM

Quote:

XPT's least favorite alleged "Retiree" Fayner posts on TMFR's site:

Quote:


HELP A NIGGA OUT
Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.

I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.

I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?

send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com<br />
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I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...






Porn stars telling Fayner about their dogs:
"I had a dog but didnt take care of it so it died. I then threw it in the trash."

THE END

Not much of a book Fayner, try again.

Posted by: testa

Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie - 03/18/07 05:10 AM

Quote:

Quote:

XPT's least favorite alleged "Retiree" Fayner posts on TMFR's site:

Quote:


HELP A NIGGA OUT
Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.

I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.

I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?

send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com<br />
<hr /></blockquote><font class="post">

I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...






Porn stars telling Fayner about their dogs:
"I had a dog but didnt take care of it so it died. I then threw it in the trash."

THE END

Not much of a book Fayner, try again.





dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good

if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie - 03/18/07 08:10 AM

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damn, that dog's pupils are blown OUT!
Posted by: JRV

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/18/07 10:12 AM

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I shot this girl the other day who brought her stupid little shit dog with her. WTF. Why do people think this shit is ok???


What kind of porn did she think you shoot?
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie - 03/18/07 04:03 PM

Quote:

dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good

if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read



Testa = Fayner's Dealer
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie - 03/18/07 04:22 PM

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Testa = Fayner's Dealer



Testa and Wankus split the Chatsworth territory.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Porno Dogs - 03/19/07 12:53 AM

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Why do people think this shit is ok???



Likely because some idiot of a director let them do it before.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie - 03/20/07 09:07 AM

Quote:

Quote:


Testa = Fayner's Dealer



Testa and Wankus split the Chatsworth territory.




But they both move the shit for that guy Powder.
Posted by: testa

Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie - 03/20/07 09:38 AM

Quote:

Quote:

dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good

if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read



Testa = Fayner's Dealer




I wish I was fayner's dealer... then I could retire and put the kids through college without a care in a world
Posted by: Willie D

Who Has A Porno Pet? - 12/12/07 08:48 PM

Aimee Sweet & her dog Duncan.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Who Has A Porno Pet? - 12/13/07 07:27 AM

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Aimee Sweet & her dog Duncan.





Thanks Willie, now Stevie Y is going to dedicate a thread to the pooch's foreskin.
Posted by: veronica fucking jett

Re: Who Has A Porno Pet? - 12/13/07 12:53 PM



Posted by: Gunker

Re: Who Has A Porno Pet? - 12/14/07 09:22 PM

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Thanks Willie, now Stevie Y is going to dedicate a thread to the pooch's foreskin.



Do ultra-Orthodox Jews circumcise their pets?



Eon McKai?
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Who Has A Porno Pet? - 12/19/07 08:58 AM

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Aimee Sweet & her dog Duncan.







Hot, shes giving her dog a hard-on. I hope she plans on doing something about it.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Who Has A Porno Pet? - 12/20/07 12:18 AM

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Hot, shes giving her dog a hard-on. I hope she plans on doing something about it.



Jeff, I think you have her confused with Barbi Cummings...
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/13/08 02:35 PM

I understand these aren't real porno dogs, but this photo has great potential.

Posted by: Shipwreck

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/14/08 10:20 AM

I'm not in porn so much as into porn but here's my girl anyway. BTW- Cheyenne's a total lesbo as many girls at the beach can attest.





Posted by: Gigi

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/14/08 11:57 AM

that dog is adorable, and i'm not even a dog person. also, i insisted on being called "cheyenne" the entire year of second grade.
Posted by: Shipwreck

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/15/08 06:23 AM

Well thank you very much! I won't even ask why you wanted to be called Cheyenne for a year...weren't watching Cheyenne Hunter videos in 2nd grade were you?

As far as the dog, she's a walmart parking lot special. I was walking in and a guy said he needed to get rid of her. She was maybe 1 pound at the time? now she's 55 and the best dog ever. Doesn't even bark.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/15/08 06:46 AM

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weren't watching Cheyenne Hunter videos in 2nd grade were you?

Are you sure you don't mean Cheyenne Silver?

Cheyenne Silver and bestiality. (please, don't take this thread down that road. )
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/15/08 11:52 PM

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I'm not in porn so much as into porn but here's my girl anyway. BTW- Cheyenne's a total lesbo as many girls at the beach can attest.







Awww how cute!

This is my other dog Poe (he's a little crazy but is a good guard dog to have, especially when I used to live alone:


(yeah, yeah, just like mom LOL)

This isn't really MY dog, he's my parent's dog, but this is Oscar (he's been in Penthouse AND Hustler-- but only the opening shots, I swear):

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/16/08 06:46 AM

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He looks like he should be playing poker.
Posted by: Shipwreck

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/17/08 06:14 PM

This isn't really MY dog, he's my parent's dog, but this is Oscar (he's been in Penthouse AND Hustler-- but only the opening shots, I swear):





So....I guess that would make him a Penthouse Pet?
^^^^^FAIL

Poe's a pimp and so is Oscar. Cheyennes allowed to do a lot more than she should but sitting at the table getting plastered isn't one of them.

No seriously, she pees all over the place when she drinks.
Posted by: IWAdult

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 11:04 AM

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This isn't really MY dog, he's my parent's dog, but this is Oscar (he's been in Penthouse AND Hustler-- but only the opening shots, I swear):





I love ya and all Holly but people shouldn't dress up there dogs.
Posted by: IWAdult

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 11:07 AM

This is Jake....

Posted by: Gigi

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 02:49 PM

i'm more into pussy than dogs, but here is skeeter
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 02:51 PM

and this is jules jordan, who no longer lives with us because he decided to quit using the litter box
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 02:52 PM

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarwin.......
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 05:36 PM

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and this is jules jordan, who no longer lives with us because he decided to quit using the litter box




Great...now we're going to have olinka bombarding Gigi with 'Is your cat bisexual?' threads.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 06:04 PM

Everyone has such beautiful pets, Hollie I love your black & white doggie, such a looker.
If I only knew how to post pics, I would post my babies.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 07:50 PM

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Great...now we're going to have olinka bombarding Gigi with 'Is your cat bisexual?' threads.

well, he was really teeny and had crooked fangs.
Posted by: Shipwreck

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 08:11 PM

^^^^^What did you do w/him?
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 08:40 PM

he made the rounds to the vet to see if there was a medical reason for him to have stopped using the litter box... they found no physical probs, etc, but we couldn't get him to stop, so he ended up returning to the shelter where we had gotten him several years' prior. it was horrible, he was a great pet up until that point, and he and skeeter were the best of friends. but gigi doesn't do cat pee, so jules jordan had to go.
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 10:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

This isn't really MY dog, he's my parent's dog, but this is Oscar (he's been in Penthouse AND Hustler-- but only the opening shots, I swear):





I love ya and all Holly but people shouldn't dress up there dogs.



This was actually a Christmas joke because I agree it's really lame that people dress up dogs. He hated the suit, btw, which made it even funnier. I also got Milton some reindeer antlers for the full effect. Needless to say neither lasted too long, but ended up as popular chew toys.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 10:29 PM

Quote:

he made the rounds to the vet to see if there was a medical reason for him to have stopped using the litter box... they found no physical probs, etc, but we couldn't get him to stop, so he ended up returning to the shelter where we had gotten him several years' prior. it was horrible, he was a great pet up until that point, and he and skeeter were the best of friends. but gigi doesn't do cat pee, so jules jordan had to go.



Did you have another cat in the house, by chance, at the time? Early on, when we got Molly (c. 1991), my furball Sass decided he wasn't going to piss in the same litterbox as 'her'. He'd use the bathroom rug instead.

We split them up eventually, and he had the litter box upstairs all to himself, very territorial he was. Unfortunately, Sass was put down due to old age in April '07 after 21+ years.
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 10:41 PM




Posted by: Willie D

Re: Porno Dogs - 07/18/08 10:55 PM

I wanted to adopt that dog, but fate intervened.

BTW...happy anniversary, you fucking degenerate.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Porno Dogs - 08/07/08 09:52 AM

D'OH!!!

Fayner reports that TMFR managed to lose another dog. At least she didn't kill this one outright:

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Taylor Rain’s Pit Bull Smokie got out of her house last night and is currently missing in the Canoga Park area. Anyone seeing a small blue and white pit bull walking around should grab it and return it to Taylor ’cause she and Keith and all of us really miss the little crapper Smokie.


If by chance you come across her please call my office at 323 420 3226 and you’ll get a big reward.









What's going to happen when she finally pops out that kid?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Porno Dogs - 08/07/08 10:49 AM

No shit. She'll be leaving that baby in shopping carts and on changing tables all over LA.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Porno Dogs - 08/15/08 10:14 AM

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D'OH!!!

Fayner reports that TMFR managed to lose another dog. At least she didn't kill this one outright:

Quote:



Taylor Rain’s Pit Bull Smokie got out of her house last night and is currently missing in the Canoga Park area. Anyone seeing a small blue and white pit bull walking around should grab it and return it to Taylor ’cause she and Keith and all of us really miss the little crapper Smokie.


If by chance you come across her please call my office at 323 420 3226 and you’ll get a big reward.









What's going to happen when she finally pops out that kid?



From what I heard the dog ate some of her drugs, freaked out and is now on a vision quest.