Happy V-day, pervs

Posted by: weeeee

Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 03:03 PM

Posted by: Al Snow w/ Head

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 03:24 PM

You naughty little whore.

Posted by: zenman

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 03:57 PM

V-Day. Huh. Huh.

Posted by: Monstar

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 04:25 PM

seriously, Ceara Lynch i'd eat your ass for an hour. straight up, a full 60 minutes.

Posted by: windsock

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 04:26 PM

FUCKIN WHORE!!!!!!

Posted by: Calvin

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 04:58 PM

Knowing that she will likely wear those panties for another three days, then piss in them and sell them to a "fan", reduces my ardor somewhat.

Posted by: ben

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 05:09 PM

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Most awesome pic of the year! That is an incredible ass

Posted by: c62

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 06:10 PM

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That's an awesome pic, you guys should see the other 9.

Posted by: weeeee

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 07:03 PM

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seriously, Ceara Lynch i'd eat your ass for an hour. straight up, a full 60 minutes.

THX BABY, this pic is for you:

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FUCKIN WHORE!!!!!!

Hi Windy, How's it goin?

These are for you:

Posted by: Dane

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 07:08 PM

If I squint I can almost see your asshole/pussy

Posted by: ben

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 08:05 PM

All the girls on this board tend to have awesome asses - Ceara, Gen, Gia!

Now this is what I want to see during a Gokkun! A girl with her mouth full!

Apparently cum is mostly sugar too

Posted by: ben

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 11:38 PM

You have an abundance of favourable attributes Ceara! Not only would you be right at home in the "Ultimate Asses" crowd you fit in just as well with the "Nice Rack / Heavy Handfuls" crew! I hope your careers counsellor pointed this out! This girl doesn't just deserve a contract she should get a scholarship!

Posted by: ben

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 11:39 PM

Posted by: loopnode

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/13/07 11:57 PM

tsk tsk tsk

Posted by: LoveRedHeads

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 04:00 AM

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i think u need to go to hte next size!

ur butt looks even better oily!

what's ur site? cou;dnt find u on iafd

i need to see that bouncing and that tongue covered in some gooy white candy

Posted by: Hyde

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 08:25 AM

Just what I wanted for Valentine's Day... a fat girl in walmart granny-panties. Happy V-Day to you too xoxo

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 08:38 AM

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i think u need to go to hte next size!

ur butt looks even better oily!

what's ur site? cou;dnt find u on iafd

i need to see that bouncing and that tongue covered in some gooy white candy

Proper fucking English! You and your. You may find www.adultdvdtalk.com more to your liking.

Posted by: TMonty

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 09:04 AM

Inspired by windsock:

Posted by: weeeee

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 11:18 AM

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Just what I wanted for Valentine's Day... a fat girl in walmart granny-panties. Happy V-Day to you too xoxo

Don't be an idiot about panties. I can't tolerate dudes that think anything that isn't a thong is designed for old ladies. Grannies don't wear hot pink, low-rise hip huggers with special seams sewn in specifically so they're riding your ass all day. You should have just called me fat.

Posted by: Abe

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 11:47 AM

Thanks for the seizure T-Monty, at least it interrupted my feverish masturbation. How the hell did the rest of you guys respond so quickly? Typing with your tongues?

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 12:32 PM

I can't let this thread go on without piping in even though I have nothing of substance to say, actually gives me a little insight into Fatty's problem with excessive posting.

1. Ceara your ass is the MOST!
2. You're not fat.
3. Thongs are over rated, those undies are right on point.
4. Between the pics and TMonty's Vday emoticon art windsock may have committed suicide.

carry on, suckas

Posted by: windsock

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 12:39 PM

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I can't let this thread go on without piping in even though I have nothing of substance to say, actually gives me a little insight into Fatty's problem with excessive posting.

1. Ceara your ass is the MOST!
2. You're not fat.
3. Thongs are over rated, those undies are right on point.
4. Between the pics and TMonty's Vday emoticon art windsock may have committed suicide.

carry on, suckas

approved!!!!

Posted by: weeeee

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 01:03 PM

THX KING. You are a true internet friend. This pic is 4 u:

Posted by: Monstar

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 01:05 PM

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Posted by: Abe

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 01:11 PM

Where's an emoticon for Titty-Fuck when you need it? Is anyone else running out of Kleenex?

Pardon the ADT fanboy in me but Happy Valentine's day to you Ceara. And thank you from the bottom of my scrotum.

Posted by: geraldmcboingboing

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 01:29 PM

Did no one else even notice those ejaculation-inducing soles?!

Good god, a full package with neat wrapping and pink bows; I nearly collapsed. . .

Posted by: windsock

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 01:31 PM

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FUCKING BITCH!!! TAKE THIS, BITCH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 02:38 PM

after hearing about ceara's shit selling exploits, her sex appeal is nil to me. however, in the abstract, those are nice cans.

Posted by: Calvin

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 03:45 PM

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after hearing about ceara's shit selling exploits, her sex appeal is nil to me. however, in the abstract, those are nice cans.

+1

Being nice to a woman just because she is hot and you would like to have sex with her, however, is totally

Posted by: Conky

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 03:52 PM

Hey, the chick looks good in her panties. Nicely done, Ceara.

Posted by: zenman

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 04:04 PM

Is that your bedroom, Ceara? That would be strokeworthy.

Posted by: weeeee

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 04:25 PM

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after hearing about ceara's shit selling exploits, her sex appeal is nil to me. however, in the abstract, those are nice cans.

+1

Being nice to a woman just because she is hot and you would like to have sex with her, however, is totally

I agree, nothing is gayer than wanting to have sex with a hot girl. BTW, did you know all girls poop?

Posted by: weeeee

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 04:26 PM

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Is that your bedroom, Ceara? That would be strokeworthy.

Yeah. I live with my dad.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 04:29 PM

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Yeah. I live with my dad.

Let me guess.....your Dad's

Posted by: Calvin

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 04:29 PM

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I agree, nothing is gayer than wanting to have sex with a hot girl. BTW, did you know all girls poop?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Posted by: nago

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 04:30 PM

This aint you is it ?

Posted by: weeeee

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 04:36 PM

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Yeah. I live with my dad.

Let me guess.....your Dad's ?

Actually yes.

Posted by: weeeee

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 04:37 PM

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This aint you is it ?

Actually no.

Posted by: lance69

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 04:48 PM

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after hearing about ceara's shit selling exploits, her sex appeal is nil to me. however, in the abstract, those are nice cans.

I can forgive that, if for no other reason than those spectacular cans.

Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 05:02 PM

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BTW, did you know all girls poop?

sure. very few are proud to be selling it to deviants, however.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 05:41 PM

There is no hypocrisy in Ceara...she might be the lone exception to the "ALL WHORES LIE" rule. I mean I am sure she knows WHEN and how to lie to her advantage, but I think she is truly refreshing amidst all these other stuck up, jaded, miserable porn whores.

And dont be fooled.....Ceara is a lot more intelligent than even she is willing to admit. Of course none of you pervs notice shit like that, choosing instead to focus on her gorgeous Ass, full ripe breasts, awesome DSLs, and....um.....

nevermind....

Posted by: weeeee

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 06:51 PM

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BTW, did you know all girls poop?

sure. very few are proud to be selling it to deviants, however.

Hmm, I don't see the difference.

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 07:14 PM

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Being nice to a woman just because she is hot and you would like to have sex with her, however, is totally

Posted by: Dane

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 07:16 PM

i would like to purchase some of your turd. pm me the details

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 10:47 PM

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THX KING. You are a true internet friend. This pic is 4 u

thank you dear, great pic.

a girl that can profit from selling soiled panties, feces and literal toe jam on the internet is a true gem.

Posted by: Dr. Mordo

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 11:24 PM

Actually fucking a girl who sells her shit to dorks is ok. Buying her shit = not ok.

That last pic is pretty hot, Ceara.

Posted by: ben

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 11:44 PM

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after hearing about ceara's shit selling exploits, her sex appeal is nil to me. however, in the abstract, those are nice cans.

bump!

Posted by: ben

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/14/07 11:50 PM

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Yeah. I live with my dad.

Let me guess.....your Dad's ?

NO WAY would I be gay with a daughter like Ceara!

Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 12:03 AM

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NO WAY would I be gay with a daughter like Ceara!

Um, so are you saying you'd turn straight in order to molest your daughter?

Posted by: ben

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 12:17 AM

I like your profile pic Ivor!

Posted by: weeeee

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 12:30 AM

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: gngbnggirl

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 12:30 PM

some girl who looks afraid of dicks

Posted by: Conky

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 12:39 PM

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some girl who looks afraid of dicks

Hey vowel cancer, how's it goin'?

Posted by: windsock

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 05:04 PM

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I'm going to masturbate to this image shortly. It will be a springboard to a violent sexual fantasy in which I deposit all my impotent rage about being exploited by the auto industry today. It's not that I'll pretend anything as idiotic as this magnificent young female form will be symbolic of anything I feel demeaned by, no. It's simply that ancient trickle down effect. Beautiful women have a kind of schizophrenic placing in our cultural hierachy. They inhabit its summit as they ideal and bear the brunt of the enrage males frustration at the bottom when it is revealed that those ideals are vaporous/unavailable.

Posted by: gimmedat

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 07:39 PM

stfu up and take it in the ass already

Posted by: nago

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 07:51 PM

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after hearing about ceara's shit selling exploits, her sex appeal is nil to me. however, in the abstract, those are nice cans.

I can forgive that, if for no other reason than those spectacular cans.

then im not interested

Posted by: palmolive

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 08:00 PM

is she pregnant?

Posted by: Hyde

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 11:31 PM

No. Apparently she's just fat.

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/15/07 11:35 PM

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No. Apparently she's just fat.

Hyde, just admit it. You wish your ass could look that good in those panties.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/16/07 12:45 AM

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No. Apparently she's just fat.

Hyde, just admit it. You wish your ass could look that good in those panties.

Good putdown, 'cept the delayed reaction visualization it produces of William Hyde's ass in Pink Women's undergarments renders my flaccid penis Flaccid squared. Ceara is better than Viagra though so it is only temporary.

Windsock, interesting post above....once again, what the hell are you doing welding american piece of shit cars together? You are more interesting and well spoken than I am as a writer...no one can do more with Angry Pistoning Peni Pounding Pussy as a written art form. For gods sake man, Help Yourself now....send me your resume.

Posted by: Hyde

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/16/07 01:45 AM

For the love of God... shut up.

Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/16/07 09:27 AM

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For the love of God... shut up.

William Hyde = Palmolive

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/16/07 09:28 AM

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For the love of God... shut up.

William Hyde = Palmolive

Thanks CM, that's a load off my mind.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/16/07 07:17 PM

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Just what I wanted for Valentine's Day... a fat girl in walmart granny-panties. Happy V-Day to you too xoxo

Don't be an idiot about panties. I can't tolerate dudes that think anything that isn't a thong is designed for old ladies. Grannies don't wear hot pink, low-rise hip huggers with special seams sewn in specifically so they're riding your ass all day. You should have just called me fat.

This statement by "Ms Bunny Bunnz": is absolutely brilliant when taken in the context of a comback response to a typical XPT putdown! Knockdown!

I am going to pull an "Anna Nicholl Smith-Old Fucker Delusional Momentito" and change my will to leave Ceara a boatload of CASH she did absolutely NOTHING TO WARRANT OR DESERVE. .

Ceara Lynch, today is YOUR DAY! Lightning has struck, Miracles are taking place, and YOU have in fact encountered something that is Too good to be true.... So dont fuck it up by asking too many questions or allowing cynical Jeff Mike to piss me off by poking it with a stick and telling me I am Sports Swami (I fuckin didnt even know who Sports Swami is/was UNTIL THIS PAST JANUARY from AEE!!!)

HA! Ceara, go and Tell JEFFMike that you are "Really getting over on Burg now! Tell him you are using me like a 3 ply snot rag during cold and flu season!"

I just hope I dont create a tax nightmare that haunts you the rest of your life. Hahahaha Too badddd! qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqquaaaaccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/16/07 07:33 PM

yo burg, this confused me:

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In The Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice Pit with Randolph & Mortimer Buying everything in sight

so i googled it. am i to understand it is a reference to "trading places"?

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/16/07 11:33 PM

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yo burg, this confused me:

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In The Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice Pit with Randolph & Mortimer Buying everything in sight

so i googled it. am i to understand it is a reference to "trading places"?

It is, check it out. John Landis, Dan Akroyd, and Eddie Murhpy in their heyday. My favorite scene is when Paul Gleason's "Clarence Beeks" leans back out of the payphone booth and tells the lady waiting impatiently to "fuck off". I can't explain it, I just laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Hyde

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/17/07 12:26 AM

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/17/07 08:35 AM

Wrong movie, Hyde.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/17/07 08:49 AM

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yo burg, this confused me:

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In The Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice Pit with Randolph & Mortimer Buying everything in sight

so i googled it. am i to understand it is a reference to "trading places"?

It is, check it out. John Landis, Dan Akroyd, and Eddie Murhpy in their heyday. My favorite scene is when Paul Gleason's "Clarence Beeks" leans back out of the payphone booth and tells the lady waiting impatiently to "fuck off". I can't explain it, I just laugh my ass off.

Jim Belushi's Scene towards the End is classic..."Ape? APE?!!? I am a gorilla you CLOWN!"

"What? The Party's Over?!?!? Nooo, the Party's Just Getting Started!!!" (then Beaks nails him, and then the Gorilla nails beaks.) Later, Belushi appear's in his underwear back at the costume party "Hey! Hey, look what happened to me!!!"

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/17/07 08:56 AM

Turn those machines baaack onnnnnnn....TURN THOSE MACHINES BAACK OOONNNNNN!!!!!

Posted by: Conky

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/17/07 12:11 PM

Everyone's forgetting the two most important aspects of that film. See attachment.

Posted by: windsock

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 02/17/07 01:39 PM

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Turn those machines baaack onnnnnnn....TURN THOSE MACHINES BAACK OOONNNNNN!!!!!

"Get! The fuck! Out!"

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 03/07/07 02:22 AM

Happy 3 weeks after Valentine's Day to you, Ceara!

My gift to you is that I did NOT attach a pic of MY oiled butt in tight undies.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 03/07/07 02:25 AM

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Just what I wanted for Valentine's Day... a fat girl in walmart granny-panties.

Die, Hyde. Die.

You contribute nothing here. Return from whence you came ...

Your film pic:
"Play with the bull young man you get the horns!" - Principal Vernon, "The Breakfast Club"

Posted by: Hyde

Re: Happy V-day, pervs - 03/10/07 02:52 AM

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Just what I wanted for Valentine's Day... a fat girl in walmart granny-panties.

Die, Hyde. Die.

You contribute nothing here . Return from whence you came ...

Your film pic:
"Play with the bull young man you get the horns!" - Principal Vernon, "The Breakfast Club"

Yes, I do.