Some shit about some Porn I watched...

Posted by: Da Burglar

Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 07:48 PM

I said this year I will try to watch and post more about actual Porn...

I watched a scene on Movie Monster....it was simply called "Gang Bang", and it was Redlight's production of Sasha Grey doing 12 male sex criminals.

I chose this scene, somewhat randomly, clicking page after page until I saw it and her, and recalling her existential bullshit, I was compelled to watch.

It was fucked up...totally fucked up. This 18 yr old is totally corrupted....how did this happen? Who taught her to do this and act this way? Somebody fucking did...she talks (and talks and talks) the filthiest, most frantic, frenetic brand of dirty talk I have encountered since the last time I tried phone sex with a secretary on a slow day back in 1998. No 18 year old girl can or should know how to talk like Sasha did in this scene...I focused on this dialogue, I ignored the 12 dangling penises all around her, I ignored the fact that she constantly had 3 of the 12 dangling penises in her Mouth, ass and birth canal at the same time....incidentally, in keeping with the porn theme of this thread, having a penis in her mouth, ass, and pussy at the same time is Technically a form of "Triple Penetration - Different holes", as opposed to, say having 3 dicks in her ass...

11 of the 12 Penises ejaculated into her open mouth...no 18 year old girl naturally does, or wants such a thing. I suspect the same entity, or group, or person that taught her how to talk so graphically coached her on this as well. I can tell someone brainwashed this 18 yr old girl, telling her it is "good" to allow complete strangers, Old Men, to stand in front of her while she is on her knees, with her mouth open staring at a visual recording device, and allow them to deposit their fluid that is REALLY supposed to be used for creating new human beings into her mouth, and that it is NORMAL and good to hold all 11 loads and gulp them down at once. Someone coached her to do this...

Now, I probably would not be writing about this scene at all if I had actually jerked off to it....and I just might have jerked off to it, were it not for the VERY VERY end of the scene. Notice way above I mentioned 12 dangling penises, yet I concluded the last paragraph describing only "11" loads....what about the 12th load? Well, that 12 load/penis is the problem, it belongs to Dick Nasty. 50 something year old Benny Hill wannabe from England Dick Nasty...he jerks off into 18 yr old sasha's mouth after she gulped the other 11...Sasha actually talks nasty to nasty, even rubbing her gonads while he jerks off in front of her mouth. That's all you need to know...and that's all I have to say.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 07:58 PM

Did anybody else get excited reading this?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 07:59 PM

So,.........approved or rejected?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 08:06 PM

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Did anybody else get excited reading this?




Or tired?
Posted by: zenman

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 08:11 PM

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Did anybody else get excited reading this?




Or tired?




I actually read that one all the way through, for once.
Posted by: palmolive

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 08:18 PM

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That's all you need to know...and that's all I have to say.






Super lame catchphrase!
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 08:29 PM

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That's all you need to know...and that's all I have to say.






Super lame catchphrase!




You'd be correct I guess, if I had intended it as a catchphrase...thanks for reading though.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 08:31 PM

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Did anybody else get excited reading this?




Or tired?




Oh, I'm sorry, did I keep you from something important, like throwing up what you just ate?
Posted by: chisulo

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 09:00 PM

good writing burglar, don't let the masses get you down. these girls have the mentality of rabid starving dogs, with less dignity.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 09:07 PM

Nice avatar Chisulo... looks like the exorcist.
Posted by: chisulo

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 09:48 PM

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Nice avatar Chisulo... looks like the exorcist.




all whores have the same look, you just have to look closely.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 10:39 PM

Sasha actually talks nasty to "Nasty".

Great turn of phrase!!






No one taught Sasha this behavior. It is part of her genius. An essential on her road to fulfillment.

It is her expression of "Being and Nothingness" where she projects her anguish and despair in the form of explicit and degrading dialogue, states the inconsequentiality of "choice" itself by not opting for any single dick or hole to put it in, accepts the burden of all mankind by eagerly taking every load in her mouth and, finally, the zero net sum and inescapable end of our existence by swallowing billions of potential human lives ...

Either that or she's fucking SICK!

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/15/07 10:44 PM

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Nice avatar Chisulo... looks like the exorcist.




all whores have the same look, you just have to look closely.




Did you know:

If Stalin were African, his name would be "Chisulo"!!!

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/16/07 03:21 AM

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I ignored the fact that she constantly had 3 of the 12 dangling penises in her Mouth, ass and birth canal at the same time....incidentally, in keeping with the porn theme of this thread, having a penis in her mouth, ass, and pussy at the same time is Technically a form of "Triple Penetration - Different holes", as opposed to, say having 3 dicks in her ass...





The technical term for this kind of triple penetration is 'Airtight'.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/30/07 10:08 AM

Anal wart bump....I'd bet a chunk of Intel Shares that she contracted the raging case she currently has during the above referenced 12 felon gang bang. I mean, comeon...allowing 12 erect peni' into your rectum, one after another after another, over the course of 2-3 hours, you are bound to catch something...shoot 6-7 days a week, for several months and you are bound to contract something unwanted.

It really is not a laughing matter...what is the potential cost here? Forget about any medical bills (which probably are not small, if her case is severe...) for a second...consider the fact that, for the rest of her life (or at least porn career) this 18 yr old specimen container is going to have to endure the endless insults, jabs and jokes because of this incident. And for what??? A fucking chunk of change...that's it. Assume she cleared 6 grand a week for 3 months...that's between 70 and 80k...fucking sad.

80 grand, of which, if she had to go to the E.R. or actually be hospitalized, 10% is GONE (assuming she bothers to pay her hospital bills, if not, her credit is gone and other adverse actions loom...) There is also the opportunity cost, whereby she cant work for at least a month...and this "condition", in all likelihood, is now with her until she croaks.

If her case was serious enough, as it seems to be, it pays to consider "why?" so that her SUFFERING is added to the cost. Apart from the fact that it probably makes taking a shit an unpleasant event, the risk of added/further bacterial infection caused by the warts' allowing entry into the body of other microorganisms, especially the cornucopia of bacteria that live/exist in the rectal area and colon...she very easily could wind up with something more serious than a fuckin' warts convention on her asshole.

Hopefully her troll agent will provide some measure of comfort and help through this, since it is mostly a product of GREED that probably caused this to happen. Spiegler has been pushing Sasha Grey like she is the cure for the common cold (in reverse though, obviously ) trying to MAX out her earnings while she is riding this ridiculous "wave" of popularity. When its over, she will be shot out and quite possibly dead if this repeats itself...I'm already sick of her, after the 12 penis pummeling, what the fuck else is there to see from this girl?

Or anyone for that matter? I thought Keri Sable cured me of any desire to see porn, after her "Cum Filled Asshole Overload/5 rectal loads in a Sherbert bowl" - spectacle...a year goes by and your stomach settles and you indulge yet again...now I am sick indefinitely. Thank you Mr. Spiegler...
Posted by: Conky

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/30/07 12:43 PM

The Redlight gang bang flick was waiting for me when I got back from Vegas, along with one featuring Naomi (I don't know which version of Naomi this will be: the human or the pencil).

I now fully intend to watch it, based on Burg's review.

I hope to see HPV transmission
Posted by: pinupmutant

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/30/07 09:09 PM

Well, she did say that she's determined and ready to be a commodity that fulfils (sic) everyones (sic) fantasies. There could be an anal wart niche genre; you never know.

And you did too get wood and jerk off, Hep Cat - admit it.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/31/07 02:30 AM

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Hopefully her troll agent will provide some measure of comfort and help through this, since it is mostly a product of GREED that probably caused this to happen. Spiegler has been pushing Sasha Grey like she is the cure for the common cold (in reverse though, obviously ) trying to MAX out her earnings while she is riding this ridiculous "wave" of popularity. When its over, she will be shot out and quite possibly dead if this repeats itself...I'm already sick of her, after the 12 penis pummeling, what the fuck else is there to see from this girl?






This is exactly the point I was making to Holly in the other thread. Despite what Sasha Grey might be prepared to do right off the bat, she should have started off doing as little as possible and just raise her work levels incrementally once she has exhausted her options at that level.

For all I know, the likes of Aria Giovanni and Sunny Leone might be perfectly happy to get gangbanged by 12 guys or do double anal, but the fact of the matter is that they don't need to do it because they have a surfeit of work at their present levels. If work at said levels dries up for them, maybe they will increase their levels...maybe not.

The point is that Sasha Grey does not have this luxury...she's pretty much done it all right off the bat, meaning she doesn't have anywhere left to go levels-wise, except perhaps double anal, and I can't see that being too smart an idea given her present condition. She is pretty much 'shot out' in both the classic sense of the term and now it would appear she is physically shot out as well.


Posted by: Cumwhipper

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 01/31/07 04:54 AM

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11 of the 12 Penises ejaculated into her open mouth...no 18 year old girl naturally does, or wants such a thing. I suspect the same entity, or group, or person that taught her how to talk so graphically coached her on this as well. I can tell someone brainwashed this 18 yr old girl, telling her it is "good" to allow complete strangers, Old Men, to stand in front of her while she is on her knees, with her mouth open staring at a visual recording device, and allow them to deposit their fluid that is REALLY supposed to be used for creating new human beings into her mouth, and that it is NORMAL and good to hold all 11 loads and gulp them down at once.




That paragrapgh pretty much encapsulates one of the main reasons I love porn!
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Some shit about some Porn I watched... - 02/01/07 02:18 AM

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good writing burglar, don't let the masses get you down. these girls have the mentality of rabid starving dogs, with less dignity.




Is your avatar Cytherea from Semen Demons (Elegant Angel)?