Posted by: Cum Stains
Do you have somebody to cum in this Christmas? - 12/24/06 04:01 PM
The holidays can be a lonely time of year, but having someone special in your life to ejaculate into can help make the holiday season more joyous and bright.
Who do you have to cum in this Christmas?
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Do you have somebody to cum in this Christmas? - 12/24/06 04:10 PM
I use my
Fleshlight, I nicknamed it Cassandra.
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Who do you have to cum in this Christmas?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Do you have somebody to cum in this Christmas? - 12/24/06 04:59 PM
Good boy, Phlog. That way you don't get them knocked up. That be said, I have no signifigant other this Christmas. Oh, well. It saves me an extraordinary amount on gifts.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Do you have somebody to cum in this Christmas? - 12/24/06 05:25 PM
I will gladly forsake my pseudo-illuminate masturbatorial other half this year, and dump a load on your face if you'll buy me an extraordinary amount of gifts.
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Good boy, Phlog. That way you don't get them knocked up. That be said, I have no signifigant other this Christmas. Oh, well. It saves me an extraordinary amount on gifts.
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: Do you have somebody to cum in this Christmas? - 12/24/06 09:23 PM
'tis another lonely *sob* Christmas for *sob* this moron. *sob*
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: Do you have somebody to cum in this Christmas? - 12/24/06 11:39 PM
Is a jerk-sock a sock made especially for jerking or will any old sock do? If it is the latter, I have some special plans for those Gold Toes my mom put under the tree for me.
Posted by: nago
Re: Do you have somebody to cum in this Christmas? - 12/25/06 12:27 AM
na, i have been celebate for almost ten years now
Posted by: windsock
Re: Do you have somebody to cum in this Christmas? - 12/25/06 10:50 AM