M LYONS NEW COLUMNIST AT LUKE FORD

Posted by: Toad Stool

M LYONS NEW COLUMNIST AT LUKE FORD - 12/31/03 01:25 AM

PRESS RELEASE:

Luke Ford is proud to announce that it will be paying M Lyons $1,000 per week to write a daily column.
The "popular mod" at ADT, Lyons, who is 5 feet 5 inches short and 55 years old, is renowned for his many published papers on the theory of light in porn, will start his column at Luke Ford on January 6th, 2004.
Lyons, who recently separated from his brain cells after a heated court battle, is egg-static about the new venture:
"I am egg-static," said M Lyons.
M Lyons' new column will be given the heading Caged Lyons. Don't miss it, folks!!
Thank you.
Posted by: zenman

Re: M LYONS NEW COLUMNIST AT LUKE FORD - 12/31/03 02:14 AM

You know you can't resist the Dark Side, LB. Just keep doing what you're doing
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: M LYONS NEW COLUMNIST AT LUKE FORD - 12/31/03 05:59 AM

Quote:

PRESS RELEASE:

Luke Ford is proud to announce that it will be paying M Lyons $1,000 per week to write a daily column.
The "popular mod" at ADT , Lyons, who is 5 feet 5 inches short and 55 years old, is renowned for his many published papers on the theory of light in porn, will start his column at Luke Ford on January 6th, 2004.
Lyons, who recently separated from his brain cells after a heated court battle, is egg-static about the new venture:
"I am egg-static," said M Lyons.
M Lyons' new column will be given the heading Caged Lyons. Don't miss it, folks!!
Thank you.



This is a joke,right?
Posted by: Pornstar2pac

Re: M LYONS NEW COLUMNIST AT LUKE FORD - 12/31/03 06:38 AM

Quote:

Quote:

PRESS RELEASE:

Luke Ford is proud to announce that it will be paying M Lyons $1,000 per week to write a daily column.
The "popular mod" at ADT, Lyons, who is 5 feet 5 inches short and 55 years old, is renowned for his many published papers on the theory of light in porn, will start his column at Luke Ford on January 6th, 2004.
Lyons, who recently separated from his brain cells after a heated court battle, is egg-static about the new venture:
"I am egg-static," said M Lyons.
M Lyons' new column will be given the heading Caged Lyons. Don't miss it, folks!!
Thank you.



This is a joke,right?




You heard it here first! Congrats Lyonman. I was getting tired of Scott's funny writings anyways. Good to see someone come and really make the site reach it's goals of the perfect colors and lighting that all websites should have. Not to mention reviews so long your you forget what tits looked like before you can get thurs the timing code section.


thanks for the scoop LB. cmon bring gold old Rod Stewart back. I'll even sing his hits songs for the fun of it. First song "hot legs"
Posted by: Owen S Mouth

Re: M LYONS NEW COLUMNIST AT LUKE FORD - 12/31/03 06:53 AM

Quote:

Quote:

PRESS RELEASE:

Luke Ford is proud to announce that it will be paying M Lyons $1,000 per week to write a daily column.
The "popular mod" at ADT, Lyons, who is 5 feet 5 inches short and 55 years old, is renowned for his many published papers on the theory of light in porn, will start his column at Luke Ford on January 6th, 2004.
Lyons, who recently separated from his brain cells after a heated court battle, is egg-static about the new venture:
"I am egg-static," said M Lyons.
M Lyons' new column will be given the heading Caged Lyons. Don't miss it, folks!!
Thank you.



This is a joke,right?



I was going to do the column, but I insisted on $1,500.00 a week.