Nasy whores!

Posted by: Jcamp

Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 05:33 PM

What is awrong with all of these silly whores.... i swear they come out of the middle of no where and they all think they have what it takes to be a super porn whore.

.. or Superstars but some of them dont look very tasty at all look at this one.... WHY? i mean maybe they would have some potiental if they would lay the fuck off the coke

....But hell maybe im wrong we all have diffrent taste right.....what do u guys think????

Posted by: Jcamp

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 05:34 PM

pancake tits.. why??????????????

Posted by: Jcamp

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 05:36 PM

what is up with that nose.... her checks are all sunken in from the coke and he nose is huge ... i guess its so she can keep snorting the coke.. right????

Posted by: gag factor

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 07:06 PM

this chick is gross

Posted by: GUAPO

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 07:47 PM

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this chick is gross

nigga please! you know damm skippy you fuck that hoe in a heartbeat.

Posted by: JimJaded

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 08:30 PM

Posted by: Jcamp

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 08:55 PM

Thank you i was hoping i wasnt the only one thinking this..... i mean i know everyone has there own opinions but damn...

Posted by: Jcamp

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 08:56 PM

and whats with the lazy eye?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 09:03 PM

Still curious as to what a Nasy Whore is. Do they do space travel?

Posted by: Jcamp

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 09:10 PM

well if ya pay a nasty whore good enough she"ll do anything right????????

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 09:17 PM

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well if ya pay a nasty whore good enough she"ll do anything right????????

Will she paint my house?

Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 10:57 PM

A) Gia I love you. Too funny. The question is, will you paint MY house? In cut off shorts and a wet tank top? I will give you a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon in return. It is an offer you cannot refuse, and you know it.

B) I wish I could start a book on hideous porn girls that agents email to me. Sometimes I have to break down into hysterical peals of laughter over some of the incredibly ugly girls and guys I get sent to my mailbox. If anything, it makes me feel better about myself. And we all know how wrong that is.

Posted by: El Kabong

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/13/06 11:29 PM

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A) Gia I love you. Too funny. The question is, will you paint MY house? In cut off shorts and a wet tank top? I will give you a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon in return. It is an offer you cannot refuse, and you know it.

B) I wish I could start a book on hideous porn girls that agents email to me. Sometimes I have to break down into hysterical peals of laughter over some of the incredibly ugly girls and guys I get sent to my mailbox. If anything, it makes me feel better about myself. And we all know how wrong that is.

Reality is so fucking hilarious it's killing me.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 01:25 AM

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A) Gia I love you. Too funny. The question is, will you paint MY house? In cut off shorts and a wet tank top? I will give you a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon in return. It is an offer you cannot refuse, and you know it.

You should see me in a wife beater. Forget the beer; just let me skinny dip in that oasis pond at the Randall Estate afterwards. Join me.

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B) I wish I could start a book on hideous porn girls that agents email to me. Sometimes I have to break down into hysterical peals of laughter over some of the incredibly ugly girls and guys I get sent to my mailbox. If anything, it makes me feel better about myself. And we all know how wrong that is.

Same here, Holly. I have voice mails saved. The best one goes like, "Well, let's see...I'm 5'4" and 180lbs. Not too big, not too small, but just right...I just wanna do g/g right now..." all while a baby is heard crying in the background.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 03:03 AM

Porn to me is more like going to a flea market. You can find SOMEthing you like if the price is right. Seriously, there is something sexy about most women in the biz. People used to remark about Belladonna's gap in her teeth....as if they were looking for a flaw. She's one of the best performers in the past few years and has gone on to direct award-winning stuff. Good for her! Thank God for every girl who is willing to fuck and suck on camera.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 03:11 AM

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Thank God for every girl who is willing to fuck and suck on camera.

That's some profound shit right there.

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 03:28 AM

But fuck 'em if they don't swallow! Then they are useless pieces of shit.

Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 08:38 AM

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A) Gia I love you. Too funny. The question is, will you paint MY house? In cut off shorts and a wet tank top? I will give you a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon in return. It is an offer you cannot refuse, and you know it.

You should see me in a wife beater. Forget the beer; just let me skinny dip in that oasis pond at the Randall Estate afterwards. Join me.

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B) I wish I could start a book on hideous porn girls that agents email to me. Sometimes I have to break down into hysterical peals of laughter over some of the incredibly ugly girls and guys I get sent to my mailbox. If anything, it makes me feel better about myself. And we all know how wrong that is.

Same here, Holly. I have voice mails saved. The best one goes like, "Well, let's see...I'm 5'4" and 180lbs. Not too big, not too small, but just right...I just wanna do g/g right now..." all while a baby is heard crying in the background.

When I first started working for my parents this woman sent in her pics with this outrageous letter making claims that she was "the most beautiful woman in the world". Her words went something like this: "After much deliberation I have decided to give you, Suze, the privilege of shooting my first nude layout. Of course I want to shoot for Penthouse and I have no doubt that they will also freak out about how gorgeous I am and make me Pet of the Year instantly. Look at my photos and you will see that you have never had a model of my caliber pose for you. I look forward to our first shoot."

And of course, the best part is she was, um, NOT attractive by a long stretch. She began harassing us with phone calls, demanding to know why we hadn't booked her yet. Finally our webmistress had to tell her that we weren't interested in shooting her and she wasn't really "Suze quality". She totally flipped out and started screaming, calling us names and telling us we were throwing away an opportunity of a lifetime. Funny, I never saw her centerfold in Penthouse.

Kinda like the story of when Dino Bravo called my cell phone at 1 AM on a Thursday night, slurring about what an ignorant and unprofessional person I was because I refused to book him for a scene.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 08:47 AM

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what is up with that nose.... her checks are all sunken in from the coke and he nose is huge ... i guess its so she can keep snorting the coke.. right????

Um,im pretty sure thats a guy.

Posted by: Jcamp

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 08:58 AM

so you think it had a sex change to??... thanks....

Posted by: Jcamp

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 09:01 AM

i bet so, she looks like she has probaly painted her trailer a few times

Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 01:12 PM

Holly? How many hours did you laugh at my mug?

Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 01:54 PM

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Holly? How many hours did you laugh at my mug?

Actually Gen, I don't recall your pics ever being submitted to me. And I wouldn't laugh at you-- when I say hideous I'm talking I-will-pay-you-to-keep-your-clothes-ON kind of hideous. If I could, I would post examples of what I mean, but you're just going to have to trust me on this.

Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 02:29 PM

Awww... for now I'll just picture hideous as looking like Ashley's favroite, Brijaye Love.

Although I do have to say I'm a fan of your work with Christie in that awesome corset. The colors are awesome.

Posted by: sexycity

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 02:50 PM

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B) I wish I could start a book on hideous porn girls that agents email to me. Sometimes I have to break down into hysterical peals of laughter over some of the incredibly ugly girls and guys I get sent to my mailbox. If anything, it makes me feel better about myself. And we all know how wrong that is.

Can you start a website on it, like Rotten.com? I'd like to offer you free web hosting.

Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 04:36 PM

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B) I wish I could start a book on hideous porn girls that agents email to me. Sometimes I have to break down into hysterical peals of laughter over some of the incredibly ugly girls and guys I get sent to my mailbox. If anything, it makes me feel better about myself. And we all know how wrong that is.

Can you start a website on it, like Rotten.com? I'd like to offer you free web hosting.

Well the images belong to the agencies, not to me, so I couldn't do anything with them. But I suppose a third party could approach the agencies about aquiring rights to the images; though I doubt they'd be keen because the models would find out, and understandably be offended and angry.

Posted by: c62

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/14/06 07:07 PM

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what is up with that nose.... her checks are all sunken in from the coke and he nose is huge ... i guess its so she can keep snorting the coke.. right????

Um,im pretty sure thats a guy.

I think you may be right. I'm having a little trouble telling if there is an adams apple under that necklace.... I guess that's why it was there in the first place.

Posted by: steveb

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/15/06 09:05 AM

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Thank God for every girl who is willing to fuck and suck on camera.

That's some profound shit right there.

Where can I get that t-shirt?

Posted by: Jcamp

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/18/06 11:53 PM

Oh and i found out this things name, Tawni Ryden.... keep ur guys eyes open for her shit, ha ha

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/19/06 05:18 AM

Did we ever determine what a "nasy" whore is?

Posted by: Jcamp

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/19/06 06:46 AM

the bitch looks gross, i couldnt get off to her

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Nasy whores! - 07/19/06 07:47 AM

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Did we ever determine what a "nasy" whore is?

I don't know, but "nasy" is one of those words that needs to be added to the dictionary, like "yeeesssssss", and of course, "fist-discipline".

I think you can see a lot of nasy whores at walmart on "check day".

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/07/07 04:20 PM

For Bornyo:

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/07/07 04:24 PM

'cause our Johnny Cash loving friend requested it(and an easy way to another poster to my count, new goal: 1000 posts by April 15)

Posted by: windsock

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/07/07 04:28 PM

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/07/07 04:31 PM

I met Johnny Cash once. 1985. He had just been "born again" along with a bunch of other Country people.

He was dressed all in white!

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/07/07 04:33 PM

You're lying, of course. You lie like a rug with a sea lion under it.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/07/07 04:42 PM

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You're lying, of course. You lie like a rug with a sea lion under it.

Nope. He was doing a tour with Waylon Jennings and a bunch of others, and they had all just "converted". It was my second day selling PCs for "The Computer Shoppe" in Madison TN outside of Nashville.

Being the lowest on the "food chain" I was assigned to load the Apple IIC and ImageWriter he bought for a friend's kid's birthday in to his car.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/07/07 08:40 PM

I met the man in black too. It was at my brother's wedding at the four seasons in beverly hills. I got in the elevator and there he was. Just me and the man. Nice moment.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/07/07 08:47 PM

I don't want to drag this out too much further. You may have seen him dressed in white in 1985, I wasn't there and only know what I've seen and read.

It wasn't because he was recently converted, though. He's been a professed Christian since before he recorded "Hey Porter", in 1955

Posted by: loopnode

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/07/07 09:50 PM

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/07/07 11:07 PM

I certainly know nothing much - if anything at all - about Mr. Cash.

It may have been that several of the others had found "Christ" again, or they were just spreading the "Good News" - honestly I wasn't paying very close attention.

They were doing some talk shows and performances together with a Christian message. It was the "height" of Christian TV - before the falls of Swaggart and the PTL Club, etc.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/08/07 12:09 AM

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Did we ever determine what a "nasy" whore is?

Posted by: c62

Re: Nasy whores! - 01/08/07 05:18 PM

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Did we ever determine what a "nasy" whore is?

When did this woman think getting these tattoos was a good idea? She's actually pretty hot minus the tats.
That one above her tits.