Eon Mckai belongs in Hollywood

Posted by: Mr Crowley

Eon Mckai belongs in Hollywood - 02/10/06 02:17 PM

Eon Mkai belongs in Hollywood where the Hollywood hype machine, run by a million overeducated fags, will eat his shit and spread it around to the masses as brilliant poetry. His history in porn will be a great story for his new PR machine. Hollywood is good at this. They sell shit for a living and as long as they are making money then you are a genius.

As far as porn is concerned. I hope he leaves soon. Because he is terrible and puts more fags in his films than girls.
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: Eon Mckai belongs in Hollywood - 02/10/06 02:29 PM

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Eon Mkai belongs in Hollywood where the Hollywood hype machine, run by a million overeducated fags, will eat his shit and spread it around to the masses as brilliant poetry. His history in porn will be a great story for his new PR machine. Hollywood is good at this. They sell shit for a living and as long as they are making money then you are a genius.

As far as porn is concerned. I hope he leaves soon. Because he is terrible and puts more fags in his films than girls.




I'm thinking Jon Peters would love this guy. They're both illiterate, and both have strange ideas of what is and isn't cool.

They'd make wonderful shit together, and everytime, we could look forward to a big fucking alt.spider to pop out at the end.
Posted by: Mr Crowley

Re: Eon Mckai belongs in Hollywood - 02/10/06 06:20 PM

I think you mean John Waters
Posted by: Cindi Loftus

Re: Eon Mckai belongs in Hollywood - 02/10/06 08:21 PM

wasn't Jon Peters Barbara Streisand's hairdresser?
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Eon Mckai belongs in Hollywood - 02/10/06 08:24 PM

Actually Jon Peters is a Hollywood Producer and a lowlife above anything else (Catherine Zeta-Jones would know).
Posted by: reviewerboy

Re: Eon Mckai belongs in Hollywood - 02/10/06 11:15 PM

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Actually Jon Peters is a Hollywood Producer and a lowlife above anything else (Catherine Zeta-Jones would know).



Bingo! If you know him, you know him.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Eon Mckai belongs in Hollywood - 02/11/06 02:31 AM

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Eon Mkai belongs in Hollywood where the Hollywood hype machine, run by a million overeducated fags, will eat his shit and spread it around to the masses as brilliant poetry. His history in porn will be a great story for his new PR machine. Hollywood is good at this. They sell shit for a living and as long as they are making money then you are a genius.

As far as porn is concerned. I hope he leaves soon. Because he is terrible and puts more fags in his films than girls.




I'm thinking Jon Peters would love this guy. They're both illiterate, and both have strange ideas of what is and isn't cool.

They'd make wonderful shit together, and everytime, we could look forward to a big fucking alt.spider to pop out at the end.



Kudos for the spider reference....it was originally planned for the Superman remake, but that stalled so it got 'gifted' to the Wild Wild West instead. Apparently he got the idea from his daughter's school play?