What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best?

Posted by: Ronald Raygun

What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 12/31/05 01:15 AM

Which pornstar could play Marilyn Monroe best? Who has the look or can do a good imitation of Marilyn?


Ronald Raygun
www.thecea.com
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 12/31/05 03:26 AM

Compared to virtually all modern pornstars, Marilyn Monroe was a bloated fatass.

Consequentially, I say put Katja Kassin in a blonde wig and teach her to sing "Happy Birthday, Mister President".
Posted by: Ronald Raygun

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 12/31/05 04:37 AM

I hear ya. MM's body could not really hang in hollywood anymore.

Ron

www.thecea.com
Posted by: kindbuddy

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 12/31/05 04:57 AM

lol--I don't know if Katja can sing Happy Brithday

What about Missy Monroe? Jenna J--I've seen her sing like Monroe, too bad Brittany isn't around anymore she kinda reminded me of her, maybe Estelle.


Posted by: Ronald Raygun

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 12/31/05 05:21 AM

Is Missy back to blonde? Who is Estelle?

Ron
Posted by: kindbuddy

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 12/31/05 05:28 AM

estelle is with goldstar modeling i believe. jrv would probably have some good ideas too.

i checked out your website. looks very cool. are any of your videos out yet?
Posted by: Ronald Raygun

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 12/31/05 05:35 AM

Thanks for the comments and suggestions.
Our inaugural production will be released on March 15.

Ron

Send me your contact info and I will forward you an advanced screener.
Posted by: Ronald Raygun

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 12/31/05 07:35 AM

Thanks for the reply Ruffiano. Please let me know if you recall the porn that had Marilyn and JFK, that you mentioned.
Posted by: pornodux

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 01/01/06 03:24 AM

Chloe Jones could be a great M.Monroe... they're both corpses.
But even when she was alive there was some resemblance.

Posted by: c62

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 01/01/06 08:55 AM

-1. This whold thread sucked and was a perfectly good waste of my time and bandwidth. Is there a way to vote a thread negative stars?
Posted by: FFButton

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 01/01/06 10:30 AM

Quote:

Chloe Jones could be a great M.Monroe... they're both corpses.
But even when she was alive there was some resemblance.





Yeah based on looks alone, Chloe would have been perfect for that role.
Posted by: DrCyclops

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 01/01/06 10:53 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Chloe Jones could be a great M.Monroe... they're both corpses.
But even when she was alive there was some resemblance.





Yeah based on looks alone, Chloe would have been perfect for that role.


If you twits wanna pick a dead girl to play MM why not just get MM to play herself
Posted by: Smartt

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 01/01/06 12:33 PM

Quote:

Which pornstar could play Marilyn Monroe best? Who has the look or can do a good imitation of Marilyn?




Olinka Hardiman. She´s a perfect clone. She lives in France. Now go to look for her and STOP POSTING THE SAME QUESTION ON EVERY FUCKING FORUM, DAMMIT!!!!

Posted by: kindbuddy

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 01/01/06 03:01 PM

She hardly speaks English you moron.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 01/01/06 03:11 PM

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She hardly speaks English you moron.



So fucking what? Dub her.
Posted by: Jack Randall

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 01/02/06 03:01 AM

Jesse Jane looks kinda like Marilyn... only with really fake tits.
Posted by: FFButton

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 01/02/06 05:17 AM

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Jesse Jane looks kinda like Marilyn... only with really fake tits.



Jesse's performances are about as lifeless as Marilyn herself.
Posted by: kindbuddy

Re: What Pornstar would play Marilyn Monroe best? - 01/03/06 10:04 AM

Marilyn Monroe had fake tits too. So Jesse would be perfect. But she can't make movies outside of her contract.